Looking Like A Pregnant Teen, She Buys Stuff For Baby:

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The pregnant teen has been prepping for the baby by shopping at Wal-Mart a lot. While shopping the other day, she grabbed some Dreft. I had no freaking clue what that was because I am 23 and never got pregnant at 16, so after Googling away I discovered it's some detergent for baby clothes. Awesome. At least we know the next baby Spears will have clean clothes.

Which Is Not Cool When Wearing A Dress:



Caught by the paparazzi gettings out of her car yesterday in LA, Audrina is showing her goodies. She's really no stranger to it though...she's tried out for Playboy and been turned down. Now she gets her kicks by flashing the public. Lucky you...

Moving Other Passengers So She Can Sit With Her GF:

From TMZ...

Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning (Thursday) included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?

Later, it was reported that LiLo went to the hospital for a few hours. Her reps denied she was admitted, saying that she was just visiting a friend. Wait...LiLo has friends?

Just When We Thought Disney Had Gotten Control Back:

I thought Disney had grounded Miley after those Vanity Fair pics. I guess Disney's version of 'grounding' their pop-tarts is to turn them into phallic poster girls. Awesome. Miley is a whore.

Mom And Babies Are Healthy, Sources Say:

Just this morning a source who says she was inside the delivery room tells "The Insider" yes, the babies were born and yes, mother and daughters are fine!

"The Insider" is also hearing that the names are Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after Angie's mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad's mom) Jolie-Pitt.

Congrats to the new parents. I think they could start a football team at this point...

UPDATE 5/31: Apparently, The Insider has no idea what they are talking about. Angelina has not given birth to her twins, yet...we think.

After He Bought Her A Diamond:

Chris bought Rihanna a diamond!

Rihanna's rumoured boyfriend Chris Brown has bought her a $100,000 diamond necklace. The 'Umbrella' singer was thrilled to discover Chris had splashed out on a ruby and diamond necklace from jewellers Jason of Beverly Hills.

Jewellery designer Jason Arasheben revealed: "Chris went for the heart theme. He said, 'She's going to love this because she loves hearts.' "

Rihanna, 20, was so impressed with her sparkling gift that she has ordered a diamond-encrusted cross for 19-year-old Chris from the same jewellers.

Jason added to America's OK! magazine: "Rihanna gave specific instructions about Chris' gift. She was very particular about wanting the cross to match his other jewellery."

(Source)

But her people won't let her see her new bf ...

Rihanna's people have banned her from seeing boyfriend Chris Brown while she promotes fab new single Take A Bow. And with an undies line in the offing, they don't want her to relax and gain weight, we're told. A spy tells us: "Her team feel that their 'puppy love' could cause a distraction."

(Source)

Oh man, poor Rihanna. It took forever for them to semi-confirm their relationship and now her people aren't letting it happen because they don't want her to get fat? That's just stupid.

Sources have revealed that Harrison Ford, 64 will be marrying Calista Flockhart, 43, when promotional priorities for Indiana Jones are complete.

Ford proposed to Flockhart on April Fool's Day. They've been together for 5 years and between them have 5 children including Calista's adopted son. Ford has been married twice before.

Congrats to the couple. At least we know that you can 'find love' late in life.

For A Super Model, Her Legs Aren't Too Super:



There's no debating that she's a good model. But that's all she's got going for her right now. Frizzy hair, no makeup and now she's 'showing off' her deformed legs? Not a good idea, Kate. I guess that's why God made Photoshop.

It's A Good Club Song:
Check it out...

She's got a huge album on her hands. I'm impressed.

In The Blog World, They're Having Sex:

From John's blog...

"Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)

Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM"

Wow...they totally just had blog sex. Awesome.

Sidenote: The pic is JM's, too...

He Doesn't Have A Penis So They Used A Cup:

Clay Aiken joins the ranks as the next celebrity parent. As untypical as Hollywood parenting is, this one takes the cake. The baby's mother in Jaymes Foster, a record producer and friend of Aiken's. She is due in August. She was artificially inseminated and apparently Clay will be around to play daddy and will be helping to raise the child.

My first thought was, finally there is confirmation that Clay is really a man and not a body double for Tilda Swinton. And a straight man, to boot! But no, I was wrong. He can't get it up for the ladies, so he splooged in a cup.

There Is Talk Of Brit Taking The Role:

“The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy. They’re recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific.”

Isn't Sandy supposed to be an innocent girl? Not really a good fit...

Her Fake Singing Is Worth Than Scarlett's Real Stuff:


Wow...thats fake. And if it's not then she can't sing to her own track very well. Which is worse, Scarlett or Keira?

I Can't Believe I Wrote That:

OWN SCREEN WORN SHIA UNDERWEAR!
PLEASE NOTE: COSTUME IS "AS IS" WHICH INCLUDES MAKEUP STAINS, DIRT; ETC! (Again, these items was worn and used for filming by Shia)

This costume was worn by Shia in the film, "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints".

You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged "YD" (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)!

This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it's donation to Actor's Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is "one of a kind" ...and indeed it is!

Sidenote: Just so you know, "makeup stain, dirt; etc!" means skid marks. Happy eBaying.

No, She's Not Posing, She Looks Like That All The Time:







Now, this "random" day on the beach included a costume change and strategic pointing at nothingness. I hear Spencer is pretty funny (and also a numero uno douche), but this is just effing hilarious. Is that the same bikini that Brit Brit wore?

Did We Really Need Confirmation, We Can See Her Boobs:

Pete blogged about the pregnancy on his web site, “While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

I called that over one month ago. Now we know for sure that Pete is actually a man. Congrats, Ash.

Get Pretty, Ladies, Clooney Is On The Prowl:

“George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

I called this one. God I am so freaking good. All he's looking for is a hot piece of a$$ to hang on his arm for a few months. I am totally volunteering.

Michael Lohan Confirms His Daughter Is A Lesbian:

According to Michael, Lindsay’s romance with close pal DJ Samantha Ronson, “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Wow, Mr. Lohan. Way to support your daughter. No wonder she's done drugs, drove drunk, went to rehab, steals, can't land a job and is the latest edition to the other team. I would go diving too if you were my only male role model.

Showing Her Body Off As Usual, Mariah Tries To Throw:





While in Japan, Mariah threw the first pitch at the Toyko Dome today. As usual she was showing off her legs, stomach and boobs. No surprise...but what I was shocked to see was the semi-saggy skin that covers her stomach in that last picture. After lipo, you usually get a tummy tuck to drop that extra skin. But, no argument that she still looks really good. Way to bag a hottie, Mr. Carrey.

And It's Very Elementary And Basic:
Check it out...


Wow...the lyrics and melody sounds like something I was singing in eighth grade choir. Putting a country twang on a bad singer does not make her a good singer. Sorry, Joe, but FAIL!

She Isn't A Drunk Or A Druggie, She's Just Sad:

"I went there for depression" she said, desperately trying to muster up a range of tones in her otherwise flat and bland voice.

"It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn't know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge."

At least she turned to doctors and rehab rather than turn to drugs and alcohol. Good for you, Mary Jane!

I'm So Sorry, I Saw It And MUST Fill You In:

Okay, I am going to apologize in advance to those die hard fans like me. If you don't want to know the details then please stop reading! The Bunny had connections and I saw SATC tonight. I have got to dish the details! I laughed...hard, I cried...because I feel their pain and I loved the entire thing!

So it seemed to me that all four main characters (Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte) were all extremes of their characters from the show. Miranda was extra harsh and super unforgiving to Steve when he cheats (but follows through with her nude scenes). Samantha was in need of a good lay and breaks up with Smith because of it. BTW, she turns 50 in the movie. Charlotte finally gets everything (including the pregnancy) that she's ever wanted. Finally, Carrie marries Big (even after he leaves her at the alter and breaks her heart).

There...I said it. I spoiled the movie. I'm sorry.

There are up's and down's. There are really funny moments and really sad moments. The fashions live up to all that we hoped for - the shoes and all! Every performance was well done and I applaud the director and writers. They didn't leave you hanging believing that there would be a sequel(dammit!), but there is always a possibility and plenty of storylines to follow.

I hope this doesn't make you not want to see it, in fact I will be there Friday night to see it again. The best part was that I felt like I was in my living room watching HBO episodes again but with an extra 400 guests that understood why I loved those gals.

Enjoy...

Sidenote: As much as I hated the soundtrack when it leaked...it fit well with the movie. I still stand by the fact that Fergie's song blew ass, though.

Pamela Gives The Crowd A Show At A Birthday Party:




These are actually from Christian Audigier's birthday party last week which seems to be the gift that keeps on giving. That must have been the greatest party ever! Michael Jackson was there, Pamela's crotch was there, even Britney Spears made an appearance. I regret to inform you that I was not invited. I intend to get some revenge with the embarrassing pics above. Enjoy!

Didn't Think I'd Ever Have First Hand Evidence:



Brace yourself for the next one...



Amy is a perpetual mess, that's never been debated. Honestly, the diapers and lack of personal (...ahem...) grooming is atrocious. I need to have some serious therapy to get over that last pic...eye replacement surgery would hurt either...

Six Weeks Before Giving Birth To First Child:

In other breaking news, it has been reported that Nicole, like her pregnant predecessors Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, posed nude on Wednesday, May 21. She arrived at Smashbox Studio to work with famed photographer Patrick Demarchelier. No news yet on which magazine will be publishing the photos.

I think that she's in need of some press and wants more $$ for those first baby pics. God, I love Hollywood...
(Source)

Just In Time For Mom To Give Birth To Twins:




Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born May 27th, 2006 in Namibia, Africa to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. “Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born,” mom Angelina Jolie has said. “She is stunning… just like Angie,” a pal told said. “You can’t believe she’s not a doll.”

Following in her parents’ glamorous footsteps, Shiloh appeared in her dad’s upcoming flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at just 10 months old. Like her parents, Shiloh has already traveled the globe, having been to India, Africa, France, New Orleans, and LA.

The Jolie-Pitt clan is currently residing in France, where Angie is set to give birth to twins this summer. Shiloh and the rest of the kids won’t have a problem speaking the language...

“[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” Jolie said on May 15. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

I'm curious to know where the blond hair came from...

At The Marlins Game This Weekend With Friends:




Jessica was hanging out with friends this weekend at a Marlins Game. I'll give it to her, she's pretty freaking hot with or without makeup. She looks really 'girl-next-door-ish' and she's pulling it off better than Juno...

Here's The Very First Train-Wreck Filled Episode Of LL:



Part 2 of 3:



Part 3 of 3:



Drama! No wonder Lindsay is all effed up, these bitches are crazy.

Now They Own Three Properties:

Not only is the superstar couple set to give birth to their new twins in the country, but the Jolie-Pitts have just paid a reported $70 million for this estate on the French Riviera.

This latest property adds to their two houses in the Los Angeles area and their home in New Orleans.

Are they planning a permanent transatlantic move?

She Credits Her Brother For Remembering Her Seatbelt:

The daughter of WWE star HULK, was driving in the center lane of Bayside Bridge, Florida, when the car in front of her lost control while changing lanes.

According to reports, the other car collided with Brooke's, pushing her into the bridge's left concrete barrier wall.

Her car came to rest on the left shoulder, while the other car went back across the bridge and came to rest on the right shoulder.

Witnesses at the scene said the other car was speeding and Florida Highway Patrol reps told US site TMZ that Brooke was not at fault.

Brooke later posted a blog on her Myspace about the incident crediting brother Nick for reminding her and her friend to put on their seat belts.

No charges have been filed in the accident, but the Florida Highway Patrol are still investigating the incident.

Maybe Hogan should send his kids back to driver's ed?
Just a thought...

A Childhood Obsession Or True Love:

"I had every poster of him[Justin]. He was my everything."

Too bad he's engaged to Jessical Biel. I think Megan and Justin would be a much hotter couple.

And She's Pretty Freaking Bad At It:

Denise sat down with Extra and answered a few questions about her new show and the emails about Charlie Sheen. Extra found out that she is a two-faced liar.
Lie Number One...

"I’ll be honest with you. I need to work. I need to support my children. I have bills like everyone else."

Extra then discovered that Richards could make nearly half a million dollars from her reality show, and also that since the end of her marriage, she has received almost $5 million from Charile Sheen. In addition, Richards will continue to receive $55,000 a month for child support for the next fifteen years, all tax free.

Lie Number Two...

"I’m a good mom. I’m raising my daughters on my own. I don’t want nannies raising my kids."

After some more digging, Extra found that Richards has two nannies on her payroll.

Lie Number Three...

"This is not an email I sent to anyone. Period. I do not want Charlie Sheen’s sperm."

Extra found that forensics experts researched the emails and have proven that they are authentic.


So basically, Denise lies through her teeth. I don't think I will be watching her show. On a sidenote...it's sad that 'forensics experts' were brought in to research the authenticity of the emails. Who cares if Denise wants Charlie's sperm. That's gross.