Her New Show Involves Nakedness And Cursing:
Check out this clip of her spray tan...


What a f*#king psycho...she's still hot though.

He's Married, Denise Isn't, So He Makes Fun Of Her:

“I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage, Charlie confessed to OK!. “The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.”

Burn to Denise Richards. Charlie Sheen = 1, Denise Richards = 0.

And She's Pretty Freaking Bad At It:

Denise sat down with Extra and answered a few questions about her new show and the emails about Charlie Sheen. Extra found out that she is a two-faced liar.
Lie Number One...

"I’ll be honest with you. I need to work. I need to support my children. I have bills like everyone else."

Extra then discovered that Richards could make nearly half a million dollars from her reality show, and also that since the end of her marriage, she has received almost $5 million from Charile Sheen. In addition, Richards will continue to receive $55,000 a month for child support for the next fifteen years, all tax free.

Lie Number Two...

"I’m a good mom. I’m raising my daughters on my own. I don’t want nannies raising my kids."

After some more digging, Extra found that Richards has two nannies on her payroll.

Lie Number Three...

"This is not an email I sent to anyone. Period. I do not want Charlie Sheen’s sperm."

Extra found that forensics experts researched the emails and have proven that they are authentic.


So basically, Denise lies through her teeth. I don't think I will be watching her show. On a sidenote...it's sad that 'forensics experts' were brought in to research the authenticity of the emails. Who cares if Denise wants Charlie's sperm. That's gross.

Beck's Beard, Ugly Heather, Kim's DD, Denise Showers:
Beckham's ugly facial hair...

Wolverine...is that you? (Source)

Heather Locklear in Hawaii...

Worst. Picture. Ever. (Source)

Kim Kardashian shows off the girls...

That dress not only needs ironing, but it's from last season at Express. Doesn't she own a boutique with her sisters? (Source)

Denise Richards in the shower...

Filming her new reality show, Denise shows off a bod that all women envy. (Source)

Salma Hayek "The Bearded Lady"...

Salma Hayek sported some serious facial hair playing the bearded lady on the set of Cirque du Freak in New Orleans last week. (Source)