Because Her Wedding Is Officially Off:

From July 23rd issue of Star...

"Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner," a source tells Star. "And now she's called off their wedding plans."

Despite reports that the couple bought a house near Jamie Lynn's hometown of Kentwood, La,. Star has learned that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn has moved back into Serenity, the Spears' family estate — and her dad, Jamie Spears, has flown from sister Britney's side in L.A. to be there for his younger daughter.

"Jamie Lynn, Jamie and her mom are all staying at Serenity right now," a second insider reveals. "They've been busy decorating the baby nursery."

Casey, 19, is "in and out," the second insider says. But despite the couple's frequent trips to Wal-Mart, their relationship is seriously strained — and it's been the talk of the town.

Because You Will Get Thrown In Jail:

Edwin Merino was arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby-daddy in Mississippi. He is dening the charges saying he was singled out because of the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He is admitting to following the couple but is stating that he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. “The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

Who cares. Seriously. She's famous, she's 16 and she's pregnant. Does she really think she is going to be left alone?

Sidenote: Merino is the same photographer that captured Britney Spears without any panties. No pregnant upskirt this time, dude.

Looking Like A Pregnant Teen, She Buys Stuff For Baby:

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The pregnant teen has been prepping for the baby by shopping at Wal-Mart a lot. While shopping the other day, she grabbed some Dreft. I had no freaking clue what that was because I am 23 and never got pregnant at 16, so after Googling away I discovered it's some detergent for baby clothes. Awesome. At least we know the next baby Spears will have clean clothes.

And It's Totally Lame:

Jamie Lynn and fiance Casey Aldridge have announced that they will be naming their baby, Emma Jean Aldridge after Jamie Lynn's grandmother.

I knew it was going to be a two-namer. That's how they roll in the south, y'all. Lame, I know, but I had to do it.

And She Can Pump Her Own Gas In Pumps:


I know it's horrible to call pregnant girls 'fat', but I just can't help it. She's pregnant, she's fat and her life is over.
Way to go, Jamie Lynn! Popular Girls = 0, Internet = 1.

Britney Brought The Smokes:


Yup. You read it right. Jamie Lynn had her baby shower this weekend. Britney showed and is pictured above smoking. That's right, Brit, show her how to do it right in Lousianna. The only thing that would make this picture even more ridiculous would be if Brit's legs were spread wide for the world like they usually are. BTW, she owns a dress that goes below her knees? Holy crap.