Michael Lohan Confirms His Daughter Is A Lesbian:

According to Michael, Lindsay’s romance with close pal DJ Samantha Ronson, “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Wow, Mr. Lohan. Way to support your daughter. No wonder she's done drugs, drove drunk, went to rehab, steals, can't land a job and is the latest edition to the other team. I would go diving too if you were my only male role model.