It's About Freaking Time Mrs. Simpson-Wentz:





She forgot her bra again but at least this time we got some tummy pictures! It's about time...I feel like she's been pregnant forever and it looks like it's only been 3 months. I will be so happy when this pregnancy is over with.

After Six Years, He Gets Off Because Of A Mole:

Kelly was charged with 14 counts of videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl, who prosecutors say was as young as 13.

The 41-year-old superstar's trial was repeatedly delayed, once because the judge seriously injured himself falling off a ladder and another time because Kelly had emergency surgery to remove his appendix.

At one point, Sam Adam Jr. referred to a defense argument made repeatedly during the trial that a mole on the singer's back proved he simply can't be the man in the video.

After displaying a freeze frame of the man's back in the video -- with no apparent mole -- Adam walked over to the defense table and placed his hand on Kelly's shoulder.

"The truth be told, there is no mole ... that means one thing," Adam told jurors, then paused and lowered his voice. "It ain't him. And if it ain't him, you can't convict."

Neither Kelly nor the alleged victim testified at trial. But as the video played Thursday, Heilengoetter told jurors the man on the tape is Kelly and that he controlled the encounter. As the sex tape played, he appeared tense, keeping his eyes on the monitor, his mouth drawn tight and his brow furrowed.

Over seven days presenting their case, prosecutors called 22 witnesses, including several childhood friends of the alleged victim and four of her relatives who identified her as the female on the video.

In two days, the Grammy winner's lawyers called 12 witnesses. They included three relatives of the alleged victim who testified they did not recognize her as the female on the tape.

So basically, after all that crap of the past six years, R. Kelly is a free man because of a mole on his back. Did anyone think to check if it was permanant marker? (Source)

Amy And Friend Sing Racist Songs While On Drugs:


Click here to see the video that everyone is talking about...

Click here to see Blake's personal pics of his wifey...

Holy crap. She needs help.

Sidenote -
Blake Fielder-Civil, 26, is standing trial in London on charges of attacking pub landlord James King, and then conspiring with him to withdraw as a witness at the trial.

Fielder-Civil and three-co-defendants pleaded guilty last week, but a court order barred reporting the pleas because King is due to face a separate trial. Judge David Radford lifted that restriction Monday. (Source)

Apparently The Going Rate For A Kid Is $1Million:

[Clay Aiken] made the sensational money offer in late 2006, a close friend exclusively told The Enquirer.

The drama began when a woman who was friends with Clay discovered she was pregnant after having an affair. “The woman was a platonic but close friends of Aiken’s,” said the friend.

“She was having an affair with the husband of another of Clayton’s close women friends - and he got her prgnant.”

The sincer… was upset to see two of his female friends facing off in a potentially embarrassing scandal, according to the source. The husband told his wife about his infidelity and resulting pregnancy, “and she did not take it well,” revealed the source. Then the man stunned his wife by disclosing Aiken’s shocking $1 million baby offer.

The entertainer had good intentions, hoping his offer would be the perfect solution to a difficult problem - but it blew up in his face when the husband took offense, divulged the source.

“Clayton thought he was getting the man out of a hole, but the man was insulted. He turned him down flat. He divorced his wife and now lives with the woman he impregnated - and the two are great parents to their baby.”

Ha ha ha...that's awful. The thought of Clay Aiken buying your illegitamate child would embarass you into taking responsibility. That should be a government program.

Mom And Babies Are Healthy, Sources Say:

Just this morning a source who says she was inside the delivery room tells "The Insider" yes, the babies were born and yes, mother and daughters are fine!

"The Insider" is also hearing that the names are Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after Angie's mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad's mom) Jolie-Pitt.

Congrats to the new parents. I think they could start a football team at this point...

UPDATE 5/31: Apparently, The Insider has no idea what they are talking about. Angelina has not given birth to her twins, yet...we think.

Oh Man, Jessica's A Whore:

The non-denominational ceremony was officiated by her father Joe Simpson and her sister Jessica Simpson served as the maid of honor. The ring-bearer was Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway.

Wedding planner Mindy Weiss helped the couple make their dreams reality and helped put the theme Alice in Wonderland into place. The masterpiece wedding cake was made by Sam Godfrey. Black magic roses were provided by Mark’s Garden for the centerpieces. The guest were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne with a sit down dinner and of course lots of dancing to a deejay.

The People hits newsstands on Friday, so keep an eye out. Sounds like they are a pretty boring couple aside from the theme of the wedding which was Alice In Wonderland. Looks like Jessica whored it up for the ceremony, though. Thank god someone made this thing interesting.
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Even Though I've Been Saying It For About A Month:

One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception.

About f***king time! I've only been saying she's pregnant with a mini-ultra-feminine rocker baby for about a month. My educated guess would be that she's about 3 1/2 months along. Which means baby-Wentz/Simpson will appear in mid-November or early December. God, I'm good...just wait a see.

Yup, It's True, They Tied The Knot:


Well, unfortunately for Shawn, it doesn't look like anyone flipped out and there were no cat fights. In fact, it seems like it was a typical, boring, run-o'-the-mill celebrity "secret" wedding.

"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends," said their spokesperson. (BTW, "close friends" equates to 150 people at the Simpson home...)

Ashlee wore Monique Lhuillier and Jessica was the maid of honor. Romo did attend as Jessica's date, but there was no drama between them, even thought they've split.

Dammit, dammit, dammit. That was a huge let down! I wanted drama, fights, black eyes. Hell, we all know she's pregnant, hence the quickie ceremony, but that didn't even spice things up at all. WTF! Don't they know I live vicariously through their celebrity lives? Geesh...at least give me something, guys.

She Can't Deny This $h#t Now:


Brit Brit spent a few hours at LA's Kerlan-Jobe Clinic, a center for sports injuries, not prenant women. But...

The source said: “Despite daily workouts, she has put on a lot of weight in recent weeks.

“She isn’t saying if she is pregnant, but she is taking medication which has affected her weight.

“Living with her dad — a chef — means she has piled on pounds. She is extremely paranoid about her body at the moment.”

Britney is also believed to be struggling with her weight after she stopped taking Adderol, a stimulant prescribed for attention deficit disorder and used by women to keep hunger under control.

Addiction specialist Marty Brenner said: “Weight gain is a common side effect.”

Ha ha ha...she pregnant. She's going to have a little cross-breed paparazzi/pop-star baby which will grow up to take pictures of itself and have a short-lived career as a pop-tart on Disney. The poor kid will be its own rise and fall. Awesome...

The Couple Has Ended Their Short Engagement:

Rumors are flying that the newly engaged couple have broken it off...again...surprised?

The new split comes after a newspaper in Miami reported that Wilson had been flirting with women on the set of his new film, Marley and Me. Reports suggest Kate was upset when he was spotted getting close to a woman in a local bar.

"It was a pretty bad break-up,” said the friend. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him."

I guess that family prescription plan won't be paying off for Owen.

Her Man Is Broke And She Is Embarassed:

A few weeks ago, we posted about Carmen's quickie engagement to ex-Korn guitarist Rob Patterson. The ring he gave her was a gorgeous black diamond that looked incredibly exotic. Well, along with Carmen Electra, we were fooled! Rob bought the ring online at MySolitaire.com for only $1,650!

“She seems really embarrassed,” the insider tells Life & Style. “I think the ring is a real deal breaker. She thought she’d be getting this giant rock. Instead, Rob bought it online for a bargain price!”

“Rob doesn’t have a lot of money coming in,” says the insider, “and he’s been driving around in Carmen’s car while she’s working. He’s a total freeloader. Carmen’s starting to realize that Rob may not be able to hold up his end of the bargain.”

Still, “they aren’t breaking up tomorrow,” the insider says. “She’s shooting the movie Goodie Two Shoes in Louisiana and has lots of appearances lined up, so she and Rob won’t be together that much. The less time they spend together, the longer the relationship will drag on, but it won’t last. She’ll come to her senses.”

That sucks. For us normal girls, that's not too bad, but holy-hell...she thought the rock was much most costly than $1,650 and she was lied to. I wonder how long this thing will last. Male gold-diggers don't go very far these days.

Because She Was Pissed At Joel:
Remember this night...?


The Star finally got some details...

The trouble started for the new mom after she decided to stay home with their 4-month-old daughter, Harlow, while Joel deejayed at Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. However, while there, the Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.

"Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers," says one onlooker. "Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn't turning her away."
Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel!

Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn't answering his phone.

"He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring," a friend of the couple tells Star. "Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage."

Poor Nicole. I never thought I would say it, but I do feel a little bad for her. I've been that girl waiting at home and it's a suckie situation. Let's hope she kicked his skinny rocker ass and all is well.

An Insider Reveals All The Details:

A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, “The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.”

The source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Well, I could have told you that! Check out her pregnant clevage and her attempt to get into a wedding dress before the bump gets too big.

Despite Complications The Couple Is Thrilled:

Just before leaving for France, the couple had a scare.

“Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell,” says the insider. “Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals.”

Star maganzine has learned that the couple will be having twin girls mid-July. How much will their baby pictures be worth...?

Comments, Pics and Confimations Galore:

"We really do feel we are soulmates," Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star's Bahamian estate. "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me." Cannon adds: "She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside."

The People comes to newsstands on Friday. The issue will include details on their romance and wedding, photos of their new tattoos, play-by-play on the candy-themed (???) proposal and plans for having a family.

Good grief...she's almost 40. She's going to try and have kids, now? I bet she gets it done in 6 months, cause 9 is too long.

Update: Mariah talks to Oprah today...

She's Avoiding Rumors, But She's Got Pregnant Boobs:

Ashlee finally caught up with her sister! Either she's had a great boob job, or Baby Simpson-Wentz is creating some early side effects. They are much bigger than her Shape cover...

Here's some more 'not-confirmed-pregnant' clevage for you...

Update On The Spears/Federline Custody Battle:

We reported yesterday that the outlook was much better for the singer. It turns out the Judge agreed.

Britney will get 3 days a week of supervised visitation. Within a month, the singer could possibly get sleepover visitation. She will be permitted to have the boys this Sunday, which is Mother's Day.

K-Fed still has full custody, but Brit hopes to get 50/50 custody reinstated in August. The pair have another court date on July 15th for another progress report.

I guess working out means that you're mentally stable?

Trying To Get Her Kids Back:

Britney arrived in court today for another custody hearing and it was a huge difference from the last few times.

Spears entered the courtroom flanked by a handful of people, including her parents and attorney Blair Burke. Ex-husband Kevin Federline was accompanied by attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan and his spokesman, Elliot Mintz.

Moments after Commissioner Scott Gordon swore them in, attorneys asked that reporters be removed from the courtroom, a motion which Gordon granted.

She really seems to be doing better, but I doubt she's ready to have custody of her kids without supervision.

Hours After Announcing Engagement:

Just a few hours after her rep confirmed her engagement, Scarlett shows off her shiny new ring at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala Monday night.

I'll give her this...she looks like a beaming young woman who just got engaged, wearing a super classic ring. I bet she begged Ryan and her rep to announce the engagement so she could wear the ring that night. I'm a little surprised at the normalcy of this situation. Way to go, ScarJo!

To Rumored Fiance, Nick Cannon:

Latina Magazine is reporting that the pair wed in a secret ceremony on Wednesday. A "source" close to Cannon spilled the beans, saying that the nuptials were "very impulsive." Mariah's close friend, DaBrat, was one a handful of people to attend the quickie ceremony.

Wow...that was fast. We heard Monday that the couple might be engaged. Two days later they are married! I hope Mimi made Cannon sign a prenup...if the engagement is any indication of the relationship they will be divorced by Friday.