Because Your Gifts Suck And You're Creepy:





No, she does not want your trumpet, your red carpet and your freaky fuzzy pink heart. Go away uber-fans, she is not going to show you her DDD's...

Pamela Gives The Crowd A Show At A Birthday Party:




These are actually from Christian Audigier's birthday party last week which seems to be the gift that keeps on giving. That must have been the greatest party ever! Michael Jackson was there, Pamela's crotch was there, even Britney Spears made an appearance. I regret to inform you that I was not invited. I intend to get some revenge with the embarrassing pics above. Enjoy!