Let's Be Honest, Who Wouldn't Like Any Sex With Him:

Angie's candid with Entertainment Weekly...

"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."

Yea, yea, yea...must be nice to be Angelina Jolie. If I were that pregnant, I would still find a way to do it with Brad Pitt...duh.

The ultimate question...how does she introduce Brad?...

"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."

I hate her.

By the way, the necklace that Angelina is wearing was actually created by Brad from a drawing by son, Maddox. What a perfect little Brady Bunch family.

And I'm Worth Nothing. Damn:

I can't believe that celebrities get to sell their baby pics. I can't even get nude pics printed free at Walgreen's.

A bidding war broke out between People and OK! magazine. The pics of the twins are now worth $15million. Shiloh's pics raked in $4.1 million from People and $3.5 million from Hello! (a British mag).

And of course, the couple donated all proceeds to charity.

Mom And Babies Are Healthy, Sources Say:

Just this morning a source who says she was inside the delivery room tells "The Insider" yes, the babies were born and yes, mother and daughters are fine!

"The Insider" is also hearing that the names are Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after Angie's mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad's mom) Jolie-Pitt.

Congrats to the new parents. I think they could start a football team at this point...

UPDATE 5/31: Apparently, The Insider has no idea what they are talking about. Angelina has not given birth to her twins, yet...we think.

Just In Time For Mom To Give Birth To Twins:




Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born May 27th, 2006 in Namibia, Africa to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. “Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born,” mom Angelina Jolie has said. “She is stunning… just like Angie,” a pal told said. “You can’t believe she’s not a doll.”

Following in her parents’ glamorous footsteps, Shiloh appeared in her dad’s upcoming flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at just 10 months old. Like her parents, Shiloh has already traveled the globe, having been to India, Africa, France, New Orleans, and LA.

The Jolie-Pitt clan is currently residing in France, where Angie is set to give birth to twins this summer. Shiloh and the rest of the kids won’t have a problem speaking the language...

“[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” Jolie said on May 15. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

I'm curious to know where the blond hair came from...

Now They Own Three Properties:

Not only is the superstar couple set to give birth to their new twins in the country, but the Jolie-Pitts have just paid a reported $70 million for this estate on the French Riviera.

This latest property adds to their two houses in the Los Angeles area and their home in New Orleans.

Are they planning a permanent transatlantic move?

Angeline & Brad Move to France for Baby Delivery

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and all four kids are holed up in Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen’s Villa Maryland in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat on the French Riviera.

The family arrived early Monday night via private jet at Nice airport with two nannies and three security guards says an onlooker.

As E! News first reported last month, Angelina is due this summer and plans on having her baby in France.

“It’s a breathtaking villa with views out over the Mediterranean [Sea] and they have roughly 12 staff on hand at all times to get them anything they need,” says a source.

“They’ve stayed there before and love the house, it’s very private and no one can see in.

The insider says that Jolie, who has two films opening at next month’s Cannes film fest, will kick back while Pitt goes house-hunting.

“They love France and will now be here until after the babies are born and Angie is looking at Marseille hospitals as a potential place to give birth.”

Just what the world needs, another beautiful, globe-trotting baby from Angie and Brad.