Showing Her Body Off As Usual, Mariah Tries To Throw:





While in Japan, Mariah threw the first pitch at the Toyko Dome today. As usual she was showing off her legs, stomach and boobs. No surprise...but what I was shocked to see was the semi-saggy skin that covers her stomach in that last picture. After lipo, you usually get a tummy tuck to drop that extra skin. But, no argument that she still looks really good. Way to bag a hottie, Mr. Carrey.

Listening To The Newlywed Can Cause Anger Issues:

A man blaring a Mariah Carey song from his car stereo was arrested Saturday night.

Zachary Alan Schreiber was stopped at the light at Pine Ridge and Airport-Pulling roads because his music (Mariah Carey) drew the attention of Mariah-hater William Greenman, 22, who called Schreiber a derogatory name for listening to the newlywed singer's music.

Profanities flew back and forth between Schreiber and Greenman, who was a passenger in the other vehicle. The avid Mariah fan then hurled a beer bottle at Greenman.

Greenman ducked, but deputies say the bottle hit the car's driver, 21-year-old Christine Bec, in the side of the head.

Schreiber is charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle and criminal mischief.

So there you have it. Listen to Mariah and get arrested and charged with a stupid crime.

Life Lesson from The Bunny - Don't listen to Mariah Carey.
(Source)

Nick Cannon Was Left Out Of This Trip:

When you're this cool...the sun shines all the time...


Here's the GIANT ring from Mr. Cannon...




Mariah showed up at Fred Segal without new hubby Nick Cannon. I wonder how much of her money he has spent so far. It's not like he's bringing in any money these days...

About Time Someone Rained On Her Parade:

Madonna knocked the Diva, Mariah Carey off her two week reign on the top of the charts. With sales topping almost 280,000, Madonna's 11th studio album, Hard Candy has become the nation's newest #1 album and the Material Girl's seventh chart-topping debut over her 26-year career.

So basically, what I'm trying to say is that Madonna totally pwned Mariah Carey this week.

Comments, Pics and Confimations Galore:

"We really do feel we are soulmates," Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star's Bahamian estate. "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me." Cannon adds: "She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside."

The People comes to newsstands on Friday. The issue will include details on their romance and wedding, photos of their new tattoos, play-by-play on the candy-themed (???) proposal and plans for having a family.

Good grief...she's almost 40. She's going to try and have kids, now? I bet she gets it done in 6 months, cause 9 is too long.

Update: Mariah talks to Oprah today...

Fergie, Winehouse the Mess, Old Mimi, Paris' Pooch:

Elvira...Is that you?...

Fergie at the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala looking very dark and ominous. (Source)

Amy Winehouse looking even worse...

Hanging out with friends sans the beehive. Looks like that thing not only hides her drugs, but her crazy bald spot, too. (Source)

Mariah isn't dead...

She's just hiding her aged body for fear that someone might compare it to her Vibe cover. (Source)

Paris's pups...

That's right, she went out and got another one. That takes the grand total to 18. Yup, 18 dogs at her house. I wonder if the other dogs resent Tinkerbell because she's the only dog that gets to see the light of day. (Source)

Mariah Stands Up The View:


Mariah was supposed to be on The View today, but did not appear. She cancelled on the ladies last minute. Probably trying to avoid questions about her quickie engagement/marriage to Nick Cannon...the new Mr. Carey.

Later this month she is set to perform in Dubai...but will she show?

According to the announcement made by Midas Promotions, in association with On Golden Ponds Pictures, Mimoo is said to be performing songs off her latest album, E=MC2, and will also include some record-breaking songs from the '90s.

Oh, the Diva stricks again! Maybe she's on a quickie honeymoon with new hubby Mr. Carey.

To Rumored Fiance, Nick Cannon:

Latina Magazine is reporting that the pair wed in a secret ceremony on Wednesday. A "source" close to Cannon spilled the beans, saying that the nuptials were "very impulsive." Mariah's close friend, DaBrat, was one a handful of people to attend the quickie ceremony.

Wow...that was fast. We heard Monday that the couple might be engaged. Two days later they are married! I hope Mimi made Cannon sign a prenup...if the engagement is any indication of the relationship they will be divorced by Friday.

Featuring Rumored Fiance, Nick Cannon:
Check it out...

Both Reps Offer "No Comment":

Based on sightings of the two holding hands — and photos of Carey wearing a big ring Saturday night during a New York afterparty for her new film, "Tennessee" — various media reports, including one that appeared on People.com Monday (April 28), suggest that she may be[engaged].

During an interview at MTV, Nick says, "I can't even know what to say. She's probably the most festive, remarkable person I've ever met. Good friend." However, when asked by MTV News about a possible engagement, spokespeople for both Cannon and Carey had no comment.

The Diva Screwed up!:
Mariah Carey performed this morning on Good Morning America. Her backing track vocals began...but Mimi didn't! Then towards the end of Touch My Body the song kept skipping!



Sorry, Mimi, but just because Ashlee did it first doesn't mean it's a good idea! We expect more from someone with so many #1 singles. Be the diva everyone knows you are and instill some fear into your underqualified engineers.