She's A Lunatic And NOTHING Wants To Be Around Her:

A source told The London Paper (via Showbiz Spy), "Suddenly Naomi flipped and started swinging her arms about manically. No one could work out what was wrong with her. She was shouting and screaming as her friends desperately tried to get her into the car. She was ranting incomprehensibly."

She's Getting Pudgy:




Hilary Duff was spotted for the second day in a row at Papoos Hot Dog Stand in Toluca Lake yesterday. She's looking a hot mess with the boots, cutoffs, no bra and her shirt is practically falling off. I have to say, her almost-upshort shots were much hotter.

She Seriously Looks Like A Pin-Up Model:





She looks freaking amazing and I am jealous. She's rocking some new ink on her arm, but I couldn't find a clear pic of what it actually says. I will be on the lookout because I am kinda interested in what would make this perfect woman permanently mar her body.

Because The Whole World Hates Her:





Katherine Heigl is the new girl to hate. Well, not really, I've hated her all along and everone else is jumping on the bandwagon of 'Hate Heigl'. Anyway, she sucks at life and the world is finally noticing. Now she sucks on the beach and the world gets the awful pics to prove it.

And She Didn't Even Give Us Any Upskirt:






Hilary was spotted leaving Foxtail last night in these super short shorts. All the paps were hoping for some upskirt (umm...up-short?) shots but she managed to climb into her car and give them nothing. I can't really tell if she's drunk but there not doubt that she at least had a few...no one giggles like that without some Captain in them...

My Mom Must Have Let Her Raid The Attic:





Not only did she steal my prom dress but she forgot to do her makeup and hair before she stepped out on the red carpet. Her stylist should be shot. The only excuse I would believe is if she got drilled Billy Bob-Angelina style in the limo on the way over to the 62nd Annual Tony Awards.

It's On The Set, But This Guy Got A Handful:





She's got to be an awful actress because she looks so incredibly uncomfortable...maybe it's because she's a lesbian now and she doesn't like to kiss boys?

And Her Nails Are An Ugly-A$$ Color:





I give up. It's like some weirdo went through Hollywood and stole everyone's bras. I just don't get it. Unless they're perky why would you put yourself out there like that?

It Has A Life Of It's Own And It's Running Away:




I bet she has hubby Blake hiding in there. Either that or she's a secret agent and all her cool Go-Go Gadget gear is chilling out in her hive and the druggie thing is just a cover up. Her scratches are really war wounds from fighting off evil...but I doubt it.

I think she's just nuts.

Because Your Gifts Suck And You're Creepy:





No, she does not want your trumpet, your red carpet and your freaky fuzzy pink heart. Go away uber-fans, she is not going to show you her DDD's...

Prolly Not, But She Has A Creepy Facial Expression:






What the hell. Her face is the same in every one of these pics and her pupils are the size of dinner plates. Is Mel drugging her or did she just get too much botox and lost all control of her facial expressions? Seriously, she looks like that 'I Like Turtles' kid...

And She's Good At Obscene Gestures:





Elizabeth Hurley looks like an angry turtle with something up its butt. At least her hair grew back.

What A Moron. Who Poses In Front Of The ATM?:




Why didn't she even put the receipt into her pocket? She's holding at least a few hundred...I would have distracted her with my flash then taken the money. She probably would have walked right back up to the ATM and taken more out. She's worth about $3 million right now, which is just effing ridiculous.