Either That Or He Has A Stuttering Problem:

While being interviewed on Pheonix' Johnjay & Rich show Pete admitted to Ashlee being pregnant with twins. "We've been keeping a book so far, like a journal for them- for.. for them when- uhh... when they're born" followed by a nervous laugh.

Click here to listen to the podcast and judge for yourself...

Not only is it cool to be young and pregnant, but twins is the new accessary for the summer. Damn those fertile celebrities.

In The Blog World, They're Having Sex:

From John's blog...

"Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)

Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM"

Wow...they totally just had blog sex. Awesome.

Sidenote: The pic is JM's, too...

Did We Really Need Confirmation, We Can See Her Boobs:

Pete blogged about the pregnancy on his web site, “While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

I called that over one month ago. Now we know for sure that Pete is actually a man. Congrats, Ash.

Oh Man, Jessica's A Whore:

The non-denominational ceremony was officiated by her father Joe Simpson and her sister Jessica Simpson served as the maid of honor. The ring-bearer was Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway.

Wedding planner Mindy Weiss helped the couple make their dreams reality and helped put the theme Alice in Wonderland into place. The masterpiece wedding cake was made by Sam Godfrey. Black magic roses were provided by Mark’s Garden for the centerpieces. The guest were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne with a sit down dinner and of course lots of dancing to a deejay.

The People hits newsstands on Friday, so keep an eye out. Sounds like they are a pretty boring couple aside from the theme of the wedding which was Alice In Wonderland. Looks like Jessica whored it up for the ceremony, though. Thank god someone made this thing interesting.
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They Are Really Making My Job Easy With This One:

Pete says, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”

Way to bag a man's man, Ashlee. Tanning in a bed is great for your unborn child. I wonder if the kid will come out with eyeliner on.

Even Though I've Been Saying It For About A Month:

One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception.

About f***king time! I've only been saying she's pregnant with a mini-ultra-feminine rocker baby for about a month. My educated guess would be that she's about 3 1/2 months along. Which means baby-Wentz/Simpson will appear in mid-November or early December. God, I'm good...just wait a see.

Yup, It's True, They Tied The Knot:


Well, unfortunately for Shawn, it doesn't look like anyone flipped out and there were no cat fights. In fact, it seems like it was a typical, boring, run-o'-the-mill celebrity "secret" wedding.

"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends," said their spokesperson. (BTW, "close friends" equates to 150 people at the Simpson home...)

Ashlee wore Monique Lhuillier and Jessica was the maid of honor. Romo did attend as Jessica's date, but there was no drama between them, even thought they've split.

Dammit, dammit, dammit. That was a huge let down! I wanted drama, fights, black eyes. Hell, we all know she's pregnant, hence the quickie ceremony, but that didn't even spice things up at all. WTF! Don't they know I live vicariously through their celebrity lives? Geesh...at least give me something, guys.

Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz With Mysterious Old Man:





One Thing's For Sure, The Simpson House Is Set For A Wedding:




I don't know who that old guy in the first photo hiding behind the door is but he must be cooler than me. I checked my mail every day this week and I didn't get an invitation to Pete Wentz's geriatric bachelor party. Regardless, the rehearsal dinner is tonight which is strange because neither of them look like they eat much. Let's hope Pete Wentz grabs a pair of pants that actually fit him to toss on before he walks down the aisle tomorrow.

The pair have reportedly asked guests to dress in dark colours for the occasion, which will see the pair wed in front of around 250 guests.

A large white tent with bright red curtains has been erected in the garden, with a seating area set up “around a fireplace adorned with a cross”, reports usmagazine.com. The tabloid also reports that the pool has been covered to become a seating area.

Dear God, please let there be a cat fight to spice this party up tomorrow. Maybe that old guy will go nuts and off someone?

Following Her Sister, Ashlee Starts With Bad Decision #1:

Get yourself ready for the return of MTV’s Newlyweds — with a twist! Instead of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, it’s Simpson version 2.0 is coming your way, with Jessica’s little sister, Ashlee Simpson, 23, and fiancé, Pete Wentz, 28, set to appear as the couple in the hit MTV format — at least if Joe Simpson gets his way!

Never one to miss a money-making opportunity, Ashlee’s dad and manager Joe seems determined to turn this idea into a reality. “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect,” a source close to the singer tells OK!.

With a wedding on the horizon, a baby on the way and a famous rocker fiancé, Ashlee’s life has all the ingredients for a reality show. (Ashlee and Pete’s publicist tells OK! they are not set to appear in Newlyweds.) If the program comes off, let’s hope the Bittersweet World singer’s love story doesn’t end the same way as her sister’s failed marriage.

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Let's recall for a moment the reality TV shows that resulted in failed marriages...
1. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro - 'Til Death Do Us Part
2. Jessica and Nick - Newlyweds (version 1?)
3. Britney and Kevin - Chaotic

Maybe Ashlee should seriously think about what her father's true intentions are before she signs anything. I mean, c'mon, the track record for wedding/marriage based reality TV's shows on MTV is not good at all. She mine as well sit down with Liza and Ivanka Trump and get some more marriage advice.