This Is Not Tony Romo, But Dad Probably Set It Up:




This guy is grade-A douchebag material...and apparently the rock, paper, scissors champ. What an ass. And why is Jessica doing that fake pout? It's ugly. She hot when she smiles. If you're hot doing one thing, why eff it up?

Sidenote: Jess' boobs are so big but they don't touch so the sun shines through her cleavage. That's kinda weird.

And It's Very Elementary And Basic:
Check it out...


Wow...the lyrics and melody sounds like something I was singing in eighth grade choir. Putting a country twang on a bad singer does not make her a good singer. Sorry, Joe, but FAIL!

We Hear That Romo Dumped Jessica This Weekend:

A blogger reports...

“They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”

“[Tony was] having a blast playing Pop-A-Shot mini golf and bags,” according to a source. “He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes.”

“He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table.”

Romo’s night entailed a bevy of beauties, including one blonde in particular he spent a lot of time talking to, and an “impressive” amount of alcohol.

“He zeroed in on one blonde all night,” a source said. “That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson.”

Ha ha ha...serves her right. I love it when pretty girls get what they deserve - dumped. It's like calling pregnant teens fat, it's mean and wrong, but I just can't help it.

Simpson, LiLo is Ugly, Natasha's Thong, Biel's Bikini:

Jessica landed a cover...of a random Dallas magazine...

Way to compete with Ashlee for press, Jess!

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty...



Apparently the scene involves a detention center...something she is oh-so-familiar with!


I have no idea who the hell Natasha Richardson is, but here is a great view of her thong...



At the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala.

Jessica Biel's bikini photo shoot...



...with photog Michael Thompson.