She's A Lunatic And NOTHING Wants To Be Around Her:

A source told The London Paper (via Showbiz Spy), "Suddenly Naomi flipped and started swinging her arms about manically. No one could work out what was wrong with her. She was shouting and screaming as her friends desperately tried to get her into the car. She was ranting incomprehensibly."

WTF Happened To SNL Star Kristen Wiig's Face?:



This Is What She Used To Look Like Before The Disaster:



OK. Where do we start here? The top photo of SNL cast member Kristen Wiig was snapped yesterday at LAX where photogs noticed she was trying to hide her face. The second photo is what she looked like before some sort of Hurricane Katrina-like disaster attacked her face. She has two black eyes, her face is swollen and she's shinier than a glow worm which leads me to believe she had plastic surgery of some kind. A face lift? Saturday Night Live is back this week with Tina Fey and Carrie Underwood but Kristen isn't planning on going on television with that face, is she? If it was cosmetic surgery, let's hope she nips it in the bud here and doesn't go all 'Michael Jackson' on us. To be honest, I'm scared...

WTF? Pay Me And I Will Lip Synch And It Will Be Better:


Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich (check out his 'toys' here...) offered Winehouse $2 million to give a show Thursday at the opening of his girlfriend's art gallery in Moscow.

Amy was able to get on a plane in London. A source said, when she arrived in Moscow "she was in no condition to appear."

Winehouse was due to take the stage at 10:30 p.m. at The Garage, the gallery of Abramovich's 25-year-old love, Dasha Zhukova. The singer's camp "spent two hours trying to pull her together," says the insider.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, but she was a mess on stage. She drank Coke, smooked cigarettes and was playing with her little dress...which revealed to fans that she wasn't wearing any panties.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."


There is just way to much to say about this one. I just don't get it...if two million dollars per hour is not going to sober her up then what will?

She Used To Be Hot, Not She's A Mutant:





Umm, WTF? She used to be smoking hot now you can barely recognize her. She kinda dropped outta site after Unhappily Ever After. What a shame.

It Has A Life Of It's Own And It's Running Away:




I bet she has hubby Blake hiding in there. Either that or she's a secret agent and all her cool Go-Go Gadget gear is chilling out in her hive and the druggie thing is just a cover up. Her scratches are really war wounds from fighting off evil...but I doubt it.

I think she's just nuts.

Prolly Not, But She Has A Creepy Facial Expression:






What the hell. Her face is the same in every one of these pics and her pupils are the size of dinner plates. Is Mel drugging her or did she just get too much botox and lost all control of her facial expressions? Seriously, she looks like that 'I Like Turtles' kid...

Star Jones Should Stay Far, Far Away From The Beach:



Let's Zoom In With The Super Strength Bunny Cam:



Ugh. Sorry about that whole 'Bunny Cam' thing. It looks like some of Star Jones fat was tipped off about the impending stomach stapling operation and it formed a separatist colony on the back of her ass. I'm sure Star would call me a jerk for that last line if she could get it all out in one sentence without all those bizarre air gasping noises. Please excuse me while I vomit profusely.

Oh Man, This One's Rough...:
Check out a drunk Shia getting slapped around...NSFW


Wow...he's pretty drunk. It kinda reminds of me freshman year in college. Now we start the countdown timer to measure how long it takes before he apologizes to the gay community for saying 'faggot'. Lindsay Lohan must be so pissed off right now! Seriously, if the gay rights community gets a hold of this, it could end up affecting DVD sales of Indiana Jones and no one wants that. My money says he apologizes in the next 24 hours.

Ready, set, go.

Not To Mention A Few Other Bad Things:





She has all these people helping her and constantly surrounding her and she can't get some Proactive? I know, I know, she's had a rough year. But skin care is not that hard. Wash your face. I'll leave her hair alone this time because it really speaks for itself.

Or She Is Just A Druggie, Either Way, Ew:





I get that she's an awesome artist. I get that there is someone for everyone. But are you effing kidding me? Someone actually finds this whack job attractive? I have never in my life seen so many unflatering pictures of one person in my life. She even trumps Brit.

Why Does This Not Surprise Me:




I get that new mothers always want to go out, but this is getting a little insane. She goes out with hubby at least once or twice a week and is pictured getting wrecked. She's practically making out with her friend.

For A Super Model, Her Legs Aren't Too Super:



There's no debating that she's a good model. But that's all she's got going for her right now. Frizzy hair, no makeup and now she's 'showing off' her deformed legs? Not a good idea, Kate. I guess that's why God made Photoshop.

Pamela Gives The Crowd A Show At A Birthday Party:




These are actually from Christian Audigier's birthday party last week which seems to be the gift that keeps on giving. That must have been the greatest party ever! Michael Jackson was there, Pamela's crotch was there, even Britney Spears made an appearance. I regret to inform you that I was not invited. I intend to get some revenge with the embarrassing pics above. Enjoy!

Didn't Think I'd Ever Have First Hand Evidence:



Brace yourself for the next one...



Amy is a perpetual mess, that's never been debated. Honestly, the diapers and lack of personal (...ahem...) grooming is atrocious. I need to have some serious therapy to get over that last pic...eye replacement surgery would hurt either...

Katy Perry Haphazardly Delivers Beer On Mobile Cooler:




Katy Perry got caught riding around on a electric cooler delivering beer by the Bunny's personal paparazzo. While drinking Cornitas, she invaded some offices and was running into walls, doorways, desks and people. I hear that she is the up-and-coming "It Girl" for the summer of 2008. If these pics prove anything, then you'll realize that she's into having a good time and is not afraid to go balls-to-the-wall. However, if her shorts got any shorter or her top got any tighter, I would have let you know if she had any 'secret' piercings. Oh well, maybe next time...

Check out her songs so that you know who the hell she is before anyone and you can pretend you're cool and "with it" when in reality you rely on the Bunny for your $h#t... it's okay, I still think you're cool...

I Kissed A Girl check it out...


Ur So Gay check it out...

Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Are GROSS:

It starts simple enough...


But close-up...it's a DISASTER...


Because Pete is a hot mess...


And Amy is no better off...


And yet it's just two 'friends' saying hello...


The friends were saying hi at the after party of the first gig Pete's played since he got out of jail. Let's be honest, this is the worst set of pics that ever existed. Between Amy's clawed up arms and Pete's herpes on his mouth, this pairing is worse idea than Michael Jackson working in a day care.