Prolly Not, But She Has A Creepy Facial Expression:






What the hell. Her face is the same in every one of these pics and her pupils are the size of dinner plates. Is Mel drugging her or did she just get too much botox and lost all control of her facial expressions? Seriously, she looks like that 'I Like Turtles' kid...

Not To Mention A Few Other Bad Things:





She has all these people helping her and constantly surrounding her and she can't get some Proactive? I know, I know, she's had a rough year. But skin care is not that hard. Wash your face. I'll leave her hair alone this time because it really speaks for itself.

There Is Talk Of Brit Taking The Role:

“The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy. They’re recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific.”

Brit Makes Deal With George Maloof For $10mil:

Brit Brit met with George Maloof, owner of The Palms in Vegas, on Tuesday night to discuss "business."

“She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.”

While In Costa Rico, She Attempts Body Boarding:





So Britney has been in Costa Rico vacationing with Mel Gibson. I haven't seen Mel in any of the pics we've posted...only that fat friend of her's. Speaking of fat friends, her unfamous fat girlfriend is totally eating $h#t in that first pic and I love it.

She Is Less Bloated Today Than She Was Yesterday:






This is Britney Spears still hanging out on the beaches of Costa Rica Saturday. She looks much better than yesterday even though her bathing suit is super cheesy. Sure, it's an Ed Hardy that says 'Love Kills Slowly' and Ed Hardy is so hot right now but I think it's ugly. Britney continues to deny the pregnancy rumors and insists she's just bloated from medication she is probably taking so she doesn't shave her head again. Strangely enough she's actually on vacation with Mel Gibson right now but she's not a Jew so it's totally cool. You have to give her credit for surrounding herself with ugly people to make herself look decent. That random dude she's shacking up with is some hideuous TV producer.

Britney Spears May Have Eaten One Of Her Children:







I just don't get it. Sometimes she looks pregnant and sometimes she just looks like a fat college chick that no one wants to sleep with so she acts all crazy-like to get attention. I'd say there's a 50/50 chance that there's a little monster in that fat roll of hers. Then again, so long as I'm not the father, what do I care? Call me a freak if you want but I'd still hit it. I'd yank her and her ugly unfamous friend off that four-wheeler and... [CENSORED].

She Can't Deny This $h#t Now:


Brit Brit spent a few hours at LA's Kerlan-Jobe Clinic, a center for sports injuries, not prenant women. But...

The source said: “Despite daily workouts, she has put on a lot of weight in recent weeks.

“She isn’t saying if she is pregnant, but she is taking medication which has affected her weight.

“Living with her dad — a chef — means she has piled on pounds. She is extremely paranoid about her body at the moment.”

Britney is also believed to be struggling with her weight after she stopped taking Adderol, a stimulant prescribed for attention deficit disorder and used by women to keep hunger under control.

Addiction specialist Marty Brenner said: “Weight gain is a common side effect.”

The Two Board A Private Plane This Morning:

A Source tells us...

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are currently en route to Costa Rica on vacation together. Britney arrived on time, about 5 minutes after Mel, and the plane departed at 9:05 a.m.

Mel is taking Britney and her father for a mini-vacation. We've learned they will be guests at Mel's home in Costa Rica.

Sean Preston and Jayden James are not joining Mommy Spears because the custody agreement states that the children can not leave the country unless special permission is given.

I am not quite sure that you want one whack job taking another whack job to a foreign country. It just doesn't sound like a good idea. I wonder how many scrunchies she brought with her...

And She Can't Keep Her Hands Out Of Her Ass:
Britney outside in Beverly Hills with a pregnant belly...




Now there is a good (read - I'm lying...she's pregnant) chance that this could be a food baby. But for someone that has been spotted coming and going from Bally's about twice a day she looks a few months pregnant. I am dying to know who the daddy is! Oh and btw, why is she still smoking? Mommy Spears must be so proud!

Sidenote: She's wearing a scrunchie. I didn't know they made those anymore not to mention sell them anywhere on either coast...I would expect them in Bumble-Hell, Wisconsin but never on Britney. Okay, I lied, maybe on Britney.

Tila's Cover, Love Hewitt And Hot Britney:

Tila on the cover of Blender in June...



Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Step Up Women's Network 2008 Inspiration Awards May 9...


She doesn't look so fat but black is slimming.

Her weave is a little messy...


Britney was hanging out at Sur restaurant.

Ashlee Simpson Calls Britney Out - She's 'Trashy':



She was in London trying to get people to buy her album and she was on the talk show, "Nokia Green Room" when she called Brit Spears "trashy."

Ashlee was asked in an interview what she thought, "You've had one too many Britney Spears" meant? Apparently, Britney Spears is slang for beer, but she answered "one too many trashy girls."

Way to go, Ash-Hole.

Britney Must Be Doing Something Right:


She's on the set of How I Met Your Mother with Niel Patrick Harris. She looks almost as good as she use to...a HUGE improvement from the other day . Way to go Brit!

I Think Her Hair Is Eating Her Brain:



Here is she, caught yet again by the paparrazi at Bally's. She's all smiles and I can't figure out why. Her head looks like one of those Play-Dough toys. Wow, does she ever look in the mirror?

Update On The Spears/Federline Custody Battle:

We reported yesterday that the outlook was much better for the singer. It turns out the Judge agreed.

Britney will get 3 days a week of supervised visitation. Within a month, the singer could possibly get sleepover visitation. She will be permitted to have the boys this Sunday, which is Mother's Day.

K-Fed still has full custody, but Brit hopes to get 50/50 custody reinstated in August. The pair have another court date on July 15th for another progress report.

I guess working out means that you're mentally stable?

Trying To Get Her Kids Back:

Britney arrived in court today for another custody hearing and it was a huge difference from the last few times.

Spears entered the courtroom flanked by a handful of people, including her parents and attorney Blair Burke. Ex-husband Kevin Federline was accompanied by attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan and his spokesman, Elliot Mintz.

Moments after Commissioner Scott Gordon swore them in, attorneys asked that reporters be removed from the courtroom, a motion which Gordon granted.

Britney Brought The Smokes:


Yup. You read it right. Jamie Lynn had her baby shower this weekend. Britney showed and is pictured above smoking. That's right, Brit, show her how to do it right in Lousianna. The only thing that would make this picture even more ridiculous would be if Brit's legs were spread wide for the world like they usually are. BTW, she owns a dress that goes below her knees? Holy crap.

Blowing Through Millions in One Year:

“It’s staggering how much money has been used up,” a family friend says. In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates Robert Bianchi, an LA-based CPA who isn’t an accountant for Britney.

“It’s been quite a challenge getting things under control,” the insider says. Luckily, as Britney’s mental health improves, so does her bottom line. “She’s spending about a fifth of what she used to,” the insider adds.

Naked Britney, LiLo at LG, Hulk & Brooke, Angie the Milf:

Britney in a towel in the middle of a gym...

This girl has no shame.

The Hulk rubs lotion between the legs of his daughter, Brooke...

EW!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan in California at LG Lauch Party for Scarlett...
*BEWARE- FRECKLED SIDEBOOB ALERT*

Cute shoes...

Angelina looking not so MILF like...

She might be mid-sentence, but it's still an awful pic!