WTF? Pay Me And I Will Lip Synch And It Will Be Better:


Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich (check out his 'toys' here...) offered Winehouse $2 million to give a show Thursday at the opening of his girlfriend's art gallery in Moscow.

Amy was able to get on a plane in London. A source said, when she arrived in Moscow "she was in no condition to appear."

Winehouse was due to take the stage at 10:30 p.m. at The Garage, the gallery of Abramovich's 25-year-old love, Dasha Zhukova. The singer's camp "spent two hours trying to pull her together," says the insider.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, but she was a mess on stage. She drank Coke, smooked cigarettes and was playing with her little dress...which revealed to fans that she wasn't wearing any panties.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."


There is just way to much to say about this one. I just don't get it...if two million dollars per hour is not going to sober her up then what will?

It Has A Life Of It's Own And It's Running Away:




I bet she has hubby Blake hiding in there. Either that or she's a secret agent and all her cool Go-Go Gadget gear is chilling out in her hive and the druggie thing is just a cover up. Her scratches are really war wounds from fighting off evil...but I doubt it.

I think she's just nuts.

Because It's All Their Fault She's A F*#k Up:

A couple has been charged with conspiracy to supply drugs to Amy Winehouse following a sensational video obtained by The Sun.

The Back to Black star, 24, is seen smoking crack on the film, but escaped charges as there was no proof of what types of substance were abused.

John Blagrove, 34, and Cara Burton, 22, both of Queensbridge Road, Dalston, east London, have been charged with two counts of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs, namely cocaine and MDMA, Scotland Yard said.

That's it...cut off her supplies and she is will definately get better. Good thinking.

Amy And Friend Sing Racist Songs While On Drugs:


Click here to see the video that everyone is talking about...

Click here to see Blake's personal pics of his wifey...

Holy crap. She needs help.

Sidenote -
Blake Fielder-Civil, 26, is standing trial in London on charges of attacking pub landlord James King, and then conspiring with him to withdraw as a witness at the trial.

Fielder-Civil and three-co-defendants pleaded guilty last week, but a court order barred reporting the pleas because King is due to face a separate trial. Judge David Radford lifted that restriction Monday. (Source)

Or She Is Just A Druggie, Either Way, Ew:





I get that she's an awesome artist. I get that there is someone for everyone. But are you effing kidding me? Someone actually finds this whack job attractive? I have never in my life seen so many unflatering pictures of one person in my life. She even trumps Brit.

Didn't Think I'd Ever Have First Hand Evidence:



Brace yourself for the next one...



Amy is a perpetual mess, that's never been debated. Honestly, the diapers and lack of personal (...ahem...) grooming is atrocious. I need to have some serious therapy to get over that last pic...eye replacement surgery would hurt either...

The Two Made This Video And It's So Weird:
Check it out...

This video was posted a few days ago on YouTube.com and the two look like they are on some sort of binge. They hold up a small container or baby mice and start singing, "This is the dawning of a new life..." as Amy holds one calling, "daddy, daddy, daddy..." The two have been hanging out lately so it doesn't look like she's going to stop doing drugs or drinking. God, she's a mess...

Sidenote - What the hell kinda room are they in...did someone commit them and we didn't hear about it?

Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Are GROSS:

It starts simple enough...


But close-up...it's a DISASTER...


Because Pete is a hot mess...


And Amy is no better off...


And yet it's just two 'friends' saying hello...


The friends were saying hi at the after party of the first gig Pete's played since he got out of jail. Let's be honest, this is the worst set of pics that ever existed. Between Amy's clawed up arms and Pete's herpes on his mouth, this pairing is worse idea than Michael Jackson working in a day care.

Amy Winehouse Is Certifiably Insane:


How about that oh-so-coveted close-up of her boney legs...


Winehouse and company were spotted hanging out in a park near a recording studio. I don't understand why someone doesn't take her and force feed her like 10 Big Macs or something. Click here to see the rest of the god-awful photos...

While Comparing Tattoos At A Gas Station:




This girl is providing me hours of amusement. Every outing that the paparazzi catches her is like a circus... a three ring circus that includes the tattooed lady with messed up teeth on drugs with bad hair. I just can't get enough of her weird antics.

For The Second Time In One Week:

Winehouse headed to the Limehouse police station today in East London where she was promptly arrested and remains in custody. Police are questioning her over a video originally run by The Sun, where she was filmed, high as a kite, smoking crack and snorting powdered ecstasy and cocaine for roughly 19-minutes.

A spokesman for the singer said: "Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment. She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."

Check out the original video here...

It's Like A Bad Car Wreck-You Can't Stop Looking:
Amy Winehouse leaving the Henley Recording Studio...


Wow. Notice how she's holding a jar of mayo next to her head. I posted pics yesterday of her bald spot. At least she had some decency and covered that up today. Excuse me, I need to go burn my retnas now...

Fergie, Winehouse the Mess, Old Mimi, Paris' Pooch:

Elvira...Is that you?...

Fergie at the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala looking very dark and ominous. (Source)

Amy Winehouse looking even worse...

Hanging out with friends sans the beehive. Looks like that thing not only hides her drugs, but her crazy bald spot, too. (Source)

Mariah isn't dead...

She's just hiding her aged body for fear that someone might compare it to her Vibe cover. (Source)

Paris's pups...

That's right, she went out and got another one. That takes the grand total to 18. Yup, 18 dogs at her house. I wonder if the other dogs resent Tinkerbell because she's the only dog that gets to see the light of day. (Source)

In Her Bra While Yelling:

Wino shouted at the paps, "I am not divorcing Blake. I am totally in love with him. You've seen us together and you know how much we're in love with each. We're going to be together for ever. I don't have a new boyfriend."

Mitch[her friend] recently told the News of the World that Wino should be thrown in a looney bin, "I want her sectioned. The situation is getting out of control. I want her off the street. I don't think being somewhere (in rehab) for six weeks is going to cure her problems. I think it needs far more radical measures." Mitch claims he's spoken to her manager who is talking to doctors about getting her help.

(Source)

What a mess. There is more drama here than two girls wearing the same dress to prom. Oh the horror! Someone needs to heavily sedate her and lock her up for a little while. Let her stew in a small padded room and force feed her cookies. (I like cookies...)

Winehouse Cheats and Announces Plans for Divorce:

The friend said: “It’s funny how she bedded the last two people who have been helping to look after her. Amy is sex-mad — and she gets what she wants.”

The Sun revealed on Saturday how Amy plans to divorce hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL — who is behind bars on remand on assault and trial fixing charges.

I wish she would clean up her act, already. The other day, it was reported that hubby, Blake, was saying "I love you" to a blond in the court room. Maybe he already knows?

To Someone Else In Court:
So Amy has been acting weird again. Surprised? I do feel some what bad for her on this one though...

Amy's hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil had a court hearing for his assault charges and Amy was not present. Blake was caught mouthing words to a mysterious blond in the courtroom.

He mouthed, "You all right, babe?" and "I love you" to Sophie Schandorff. Fielder-Civil even made a beckoning gesture suggesting she visit him in prison.

Schandorff, 21, also gestured and mouthed back, "I love you, I love you", but was warned to stop by the court clerk.

She later told reporters that Fielder-Civil was a close friend and that the pair had known one another for sometime.

I'm sorry, Amy. I know your life is rough, being named to the U.K.'s Millionaire Music Rich List and winning all those Grammy's. It's hard being psycho, doing drugs and freaking people out.

I do have some sympathy for her in this specific situation. It sucks to have a hubby in jail not to mention that he is telling a 'friend' that he 'loves' her. Either way, intervention anyone?

Winehouse Skips Rehab And Opts For Non-Stop Parties:



Just another layer to the legend... Shouldn't she be visiting her husband in prison or something? Instead, Amy is sticking to partying until 4 AM every morning. She better shape up for Glastonbury.