Just When We Thought Disney Had Gotten Control Back:

I thought Disney had grounded Miley after those Vanity Fair pics. I guess Disney's version of 'grounding' their pop-tarts is to turn them into phallic poster girls. Awesome. Miley is a whore.

Billy Ray Can't Seem To Keep His Daughter In Line:




Is Billy Ray Cyrus the worst dad EVER? His daughter is on a mission to ruin both her career and billion dollar empire as soon as possible. Rumor has it these photos were meant to be for one of the Jonas Brothers but I don't believe it. I think someone hacked into her MySpace or something because the Jonas Brothers are way to asexual to ask Miley Cyrus for dirty photos. Plus, they're probably gay. I will now batten down the hatches and brace myself for the Jonas Brothers fan hate mail.

Have a great Memorial Day Weekend suckas! Drink lots.

Hugh Hefner Talks About Miley In The Mag:

"Certainly she'd be welcome to the magazine. She's a very pretty lady."As for the drama caused by Cyrus' Vanity Fair shoot? "To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos -- I think it's a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality."

Miley Is Put In Hiding

"You won't be seeing her for a while," a highranking Disney employee was overheard saying this weekend at a luncheon in LA, according to Page Six. "The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They're trying to keep her contained."

"If she's gonna go out there and represent wholesome values, she needs to be more accountable for her actions," Combs says.
Combs adds that famed photographer Annie Leibovitz has "a reputation for doing racy things ... Miley should have thought this out before she agreed to go in front of Annie."

Are Getting WAY Too Close:


I am so tired of talking about this little Disney Twit. Now she has to come out with yet another creepy picture? Seriously...that's Billy Ray with Miley in his lap. She's 15, not 5, 15! Next we are going to hear the Billy still spanks her or something. Ew, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...gross mental picture. I'm over this girl.

Miley Leaks New Demos:
Check out the new songs from the Disney star:
Four Walls


Don't Walk Away


Full Circle

The Disney Star's Nude Vanity Fair Cover Shoot:
Shortly after these pictures are leaked...


ET teases the cover of Vanity Fair where Cyrus is seen posing naked with only a sheet covering her...

Dear Miley,
1. Spend some of your billions and either hire a new makeup artist or get a tan. That creepy pale thing only works for emo kids, not Disney kids.
2. Stop posing naked, semi-naked or on the lap of a strange boy. Especially one that has the same blank stare in every pic. What a weirdo...
3. You're like 15! You'll have your time to peak at about 19, so make as much money as you can now. Once you give up the 'nude photos' goods, you'll never get them back.

Man, whatever happened to the Disney stars of my day? No one ever saw what was underneath Ariel's purple shells.

UPDATE:
Miley issued a statement apologizing for her racy photo shoot.

The singer said to People: "My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with [photographer] Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed."