It's About Freaking Time Mrs. Simpson-Wentz:





She forgot her bra again but at least this time we got some tummy pictures! It's about time...I feel like she's been pregnant forever and it looks like it's only been 3 months. I will be so happy when this pregnancy is over with.

Either That Or He Has A Stuttering Problem:

While being interviewed on Pheonix' Johnjay & Rich show Pete admitted to Ashlee being pregnant with twins. "We've been keeping a book so far, like a journal for them- for.. for them when- uhh... when they're born" followed by a nervous laugh.

Click here to listen to the podcast and judge for yourself...

Not only is it cool to be young and pregnant, but twins is the new accessary for the summer. Damn those fertile celebrities.

These Celebs Need To Go To Victoria's Secret ASAP:





If I had perky, pregnant 20-something-year-old boobies like her I would forget my bra, too. Pete is a lucky man-woman.

Did We Really Need Confirmation, We Can See Her Boobs:

Pete blogged about the pregnancy on his web site, “While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

I called that over one month ago. Now we know for sure that Pete is actually a man. Congrats, Ash.

Oh Man, Jessica's A Whore:

The non-denominational ceremony was officiated by her father Joe Simpson and her sister Jessica Simpson served as the maid of honor. The ring-bearer was Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway.

Wedding planner Mindy Weiss helped the couple make their dreams reality and helped put the theme Alice in Wonderland into place. The masterpiece wedding cake was made by Sam Godfrey. Black magic roses were provided by Mark’s Garden for the centerpieces. The guest were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne with a sit down dinner and of course lots of dancing to a deejay.

The People hits newsstands on Friday, so keep an eye out. Sounds like they are a pretty boring couple aside from the theme of the wedding which was Alice In Wonderland. Looks like Jessica whored it up for the ceremony, though. Thank god someone made this thing interesting.
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They Are Really Making My Job Easy With This One:

Pete says, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”

Way to bag a man's man, Ashlee. Tanning in a bed is great for your unborn child. I wonder if the kid will come out with eyeliner on.

Even Though I've Been Saying It For About A Month:

One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception.

About f***king time! I've only been saying she's pregnant with a mini-ultra-feminine rocker baby for about a month. My educated guess would be that she's about 3 1/2 months along. Which means baby-Wentz/Simpson will appear in mid-November or early December. God, I'm good...just wait a see.

Yup, It's True, They Tied The Knot:


Well, unfortunately for Shawn, it doesn't look like anyone flipped out and there were no cat fights. In fact, it seems like it was a typical, boring, run-o'-the-mill celebrity "secret" wedding.

"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends," said their spokesperson. (BTW, "close friends" equates to 150 people at the Simpson home...)

Ashlee wore Monique Lhuillier and Jessica was the maid of honor. Romo did attend as Jessica's date, but there was no drama between them, even thought they've split.

Dammit, dammit, dammit. That was a huge let down! I wanted drama, fights, black eyes. Hell, we all know she's pregnant, hence the quickie ceremony, but that didn't even spice things up at all. WTF! Don't they know I live vicariously through their celebrity lives? Geesh...at least give me something, guys.

Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz With Mysterious Old Man:





One Thing's For Sure, The Simpson House Is Set For A Wedding:




I don't know who that old guy in the first photo hiding behind the door is but he must be cooler than me. I checked my mail every day this week and I didn't get an invitation to Pete Wentz's geriatric bachelor party. Regardless, the rehearsal dinner is tonight which is strange because neither of them look like they eat much. Let's hope Pete Wentz grabs a pair of pants that actually fit him to toss on before he walks down the aisle tomorrow.

The pair have reportedly asked guests to dress in dark colours for the occasion, which will see the pair wed in front of around 250 guests.

A large white tent with bright red curtains has been erected in the garden, with a seating area set up “around a fireplace adorned with a cross”, reports usmagazine.com. The tabloid also reports that the pool has been covered to become a seating area.

Dear God, please let there be a cat fight to spice this party up tomorrow. Maybe that old guy will go nuts and off someone?

Bar In Cannes, Ashlee & Pete, Claudia Topless:
Bar Refaeli in Cannes...


She has beautiful freckles and knows how to show them off.

Ashlee and Pete out and about in Hollywood...


I don't see a bump because Ashlee's giant bag is in the way, but her cleavage is out of control!

Claudia Schiffer topless in German Vogue...

Ashlee Simpson Calls Britney Out - She's 'Trashy':



She was in London trying to get people to buy her album and she was on the talk show, "Nokia Green Room" when she called Brit Spears "trashy."

Ashlee was asked in an interview what she thought, "You've had one too many Britney Spears" meant? Apparently, Britney Spears is slang for beer, but she answered "one too many trashy girls."

Way to go, Ash-Hole.

An Insider Reveals All The Details:

A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, “The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.”

The source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Well, I could have told you that! Check out her pregnant clevage and her attempt to get into a wedding dress before the bump gets too big.

She's Avoiding Rumors, But She's Got Pregnant Boobs:

Ashlee finally caught up with her sister! Either she's had a great boob job, or Baby Simpson-Wentz is creating some early side effects. They are much bigger than her Shape cover...

Here's some more 'not-confirmed-pregnant' clevage for you...

Avril, Reese Preggers?, Ellen Page, and Ashlee's Bump:

Bai Ling is gross...

While shooting "Crank 2" her nipplie slips and she grabs a fat guy. Ew on SO many levels.(Source)

Avril's Maxim shoot...

I wonder if she wear rocker-like lingerie for Derek.(Source)

Is that a bump I see? Could Reese Witherspoon be pregnant?

Wow...Jake must work fast!(Source)

Ellen Page in LAX...

She's like the real life Juno. She really looks best when she's rocking the 'girl next door' look.(Source)

Ashlee singing...

She's pretty covered up, so there's really no telling if there is a bump. She's doing well at keeping us guessing.(Source)

Following Her Sister, Ashlee Starts With Bad Decision #1:

Get yourself ready for the return of MTV’s Newlyweds — with a twist! Instead of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, it’s Simpson version 2.0 is coming your way, with Jessica’s little sister, Ashlee Simpson, 23, and fiancé, Pete Wentz, 28, set to appear as the couple in the hit MTV format — at least if Joe Simpson gets his way!

Never one to miss a money-making opportunity, Ashlee’s dad and manager Joe seems determined to turn this idea into a reality. “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect,” a source close to the singer tells OK!.

With a wedding on the horizon, a baby on the way and a famous rocker fiancé, Ashlee’s life has all the ingredients for a reality show. (Ashlee and Pete’s publicist tells OK! they are not set to appear in Newlyweds.) If the program comes off, let’s hope the Bittersweet World singer’s love story doesn’t end the same way as her sister’s failed marriage.

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Let's recall for a moment the reality TV shows that resulted in failed marriages...
1. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro - 'Til Death Do Us Part
2. Jessica and Nick - Newlyweds (version 1?)
3. Britney and Kevin - Chaotic

Maybe Ashlee should seriously think about what her father's true intentions are before she signs anything. I mean, c'mon, the track record for wedding/marriage based reality TV's shows on MTV is not good at all. She mine as well sit down with Liza and Ivanka Trump and get some more marriage advice.

Ashlee Simpson Poses before Baby Bump?:
So the rumors have been flying about the youngest of the Simpson clan being 'with child'. She keeps avoiding all questions but we all have our own assumptions. I am going to apply some logic to the situation for a few moments.

Simpson recently posed in a bikini for the cover shoot of Shape magazine. Note: Hottie in Bikini Below


I am going out on a limb here, but let's be honest. If you were young, beautiful, in shape and about to have a baby(?) wouldn't you want to show off your pre-baby body to the world? I sure would. And I have a feeling that Ashlee would do the same.

"I started working out more, which really helped me tone up," she says. She ramped up her exercise routine with L.A. celebrity trainer Mike Alexander. With two or three one-hour sessions per week, Ashlee is achieving her goal of having a powerful yet feminine body. "Exercising makes me feel stronger and sexier," she says. "It just makes my whole day better. I have more energy to perform, my head is clearer—which helps me write my lyrics—and I sleep better. What more can you ask for?"

I guess if we wait 9 months we will all get our answer...