I Think Angie Will Save The World One Baby At A Time:

An insider tells OK! "Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years. They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall."

It's About Freaking Time Mrs. Simpson-Wentz:





She forgot her bra again but at least this time we got some tummy pictures! It's about time...I feel like she's been pregnant forever and it looks like it's only been 3 months. I will be so happy when this pregnancy is over with.

Either That Or He Has A Stuttering Problem:

While being interviewed on Pheonix' Johnjay & Rich show Pete admitted to Ashlee being pregnant with twins. "We've been keeping a book so far, like a journal for them- for.. for them when- uhh... when they're born" followed by a nervous laugh.

Click here to listen to the podcast and judge for yourself...

Not only is it cool to be young and pregnant, but twins is the new accessary for the summer. Damn those fertile celebrities.

Because Her Wedding Is Officially Off:

From July 23rd issue of Star...

"Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner," a source tells Star. "And now she's called off their wedding plans."

Despite reports that the couple bought a house near Jamie Lynn's hometown of Kentwood, La,. Star has learned that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn has moved back into Serenity, the Spears' family estate — and her dad, Jamie Spears, has flown from sister Britney's side in L.A. to be there for his younger daughter.

"Jamie Lynn, Jamie and her mom are all staying at Serenity right now," a second insider reveals. "They've been busy decorating the baby nursery."

Casey, 19, is "in and out," the second insider says. But despite the couple's frequent trips to Wal-Mart, their relationship is seriously strained — and it's been the talk of the town.

I Am So Sick Of These Babies And Pregnant Hot Celebs:


So I was watching this show in E! last night, "Going Postal: 15 Most Shocking Acts of Violence" because I wanted to brush up on my mass killing techniques. They only way to succeed is to see how others failed. Anyway, I'm watching away and they stopped the show with an E! news alert because Tori Spelling pushed a kid out. Congrats, Tori...you stole another woman's hubby had two kids with him in 14months. Awesome. You really did live out the true life 90210.

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Apparently The Going Rate For A Kid Is $1Million:

[Clay Aiken] made the sensational money offer in late 2006, a close friend exclusively told The Enquirer.

The drama began when a woman who was friends with Clay discovered she was pregnant after having an affair. “The woman was a platonic but close friends of Aiken’s,” said the friend.

“She was having an affair with the husband of another of Clayton’s close women friends - and he got her prgnant.”

The sincer… was upset to see two of his female friends facing off in a potentially embarrassing scandal, according to the source. The husband told his wife about his infidelity and resulting pregnancy, “and she did not take it well,” revealed the source. Then the man stunned his wife by disclosing Aiken’s shocking $1 million baby offer.

The entertainer had good intentions, hoping his offer would be the perfect solution to a difficult problem - but it blew up in his face when the husband took offense, divulged the source.

“Clayton thought he was getting the man out of a hole, but the man was insulted. He turned him down flat. He divorced his wife and now lives with the woman he impregnated - and the two are great parents to their baby.”

Vin Diesel And Model Girlfriend Have A Baby:


Vin Diesel's model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez gave birth to a girl on April 2. I am so confused as to how he was able to keep this under the radar for so long. Oh wait, wasn't he in The Pacifier? Yea, so basically no one cares that he had a baby because his recent movies are a massive FAIL.

Paris Is Not Pregnant. I Stopped The Rumors:




She's not pregnant. She choose a horrible dress. Simple as that. That girl is way too skinny, so if you really think she's got a baby in there, you're delusional.

I Didn't Think She Could Get Any Hotter:



Holy Hell. This woman knows how to sell sex, which would be why Victoria's Secret hired her, but still. The pink sparkly pacifier in her mouth? Seriously...wow. I know a few dudes that would bend her over, 8-months pregnant or not. Have a good afternoon...

Looking Like A Pregnant Teen, She Buys Stuff For Baby:

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The pregnant teen has been prepping for the baby by shopping at Wal-Mart a lot. While shopping the other day, she grabbed some Dreft. I had no freaking clue what that was because I am 23 and never got pregnant at 16, so after Googling away I discovered it's some detergent for baby clothes. Awesome. At least we know the next baby Spears will have clean clothes.

Mom And Babies Are Healthy, Sources Say:

Just this morning a source who says she was inside the delivery room tells "The Insider" yes, the babies were born and yes, mother and daughters are fine!

"The Insider" is also hearing that the names are Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after Angie's mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad's mom) Jolie-Pitt.

He Doesn't Have A Penis So They Used A Cup:

Clay Aiken joins the ranks as the next celebrity parent. As untypical as Hollywood parenting is, this one takes the cake. The baby's mother in Jaymes Foster, a record producer and friend of Aiken's. She is due in August. She was artificially inseminated and apparently Clay will be around to play daddy and will be helping to raise the child.

My first thought was, finally there is confirmation that Clay is really a man and not a body double for Tilda Swinton. And a straight man, to boot! But no, I was wrong. He can't get it up for the ladies, so he splooged in a cup.

Did We Really Need Confirmation, We Can See Her Boobs:

Pete blogged about the pregnancy on his web site, “While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

Six Weeks Before Giving Birth To First Child:

In other breaking news, it has been reported that Nicole, like her pregnant predecessors Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, posed nude on Wednesday, May 21. She arrived at Smashbox Studio to work with famed photographer Patrick Demarchelier. No news yet on which magazine will be publishing the photos.

And It's Totally Lame:

Jamie Lynn and fiance Casey Aldridge have announced that they will be naming their baby, Emma Jean Aldridge after Jamie Lynn's grandmother.

I knew it was going to be a two-namer. That's how they roll in the south, y'all. Lame, I know, but I had to do it.

She's Going To Stop Drinking Long Enough For That?:

Xtina says, “Absolutely (I want another baby). I can’t tell you when, as I’m not planning things like that. Maybe around the next tour.”

I was getting worried that she was going to loose those large baby-boobies too soon. Smart girl to take them on tour then get back to keeping them motorboat-able. Hope she can avoid the sauce long enough to have a baby, though.

Even Though I've Been Saying It For About A Month:

One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception.

Could Jessica Be Pregnant, Too?:

“Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

His friend added: “Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private. To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune. But he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica. Then there are the rumours about a baby being on the way.”

Holy Crap, Her Boobs Are Huge:
Angelina topless on her balcony in France...



Angelina and Brad in Cannes...



I wonder if Brad motorboats that $h#t on a daily basis. Pregnant or not, she's always had a really nice rack.