No, They Didn't, But Joel's Pretty Funny:

Joel wrote a blog titled, "WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!"

Then continued the post with a few pics...

HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two......

Kudos to you, Joel Madden. You're a pretty funny guy.

You win this round...

Because She Was Pissed At Joel:
Remember this night...?


The Star finally got some details...

The trouble started for the new mom after she decided to stay home with their 4-month-old daughter, Harlow, while Joel deejayed at Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. However, while there, the Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.

"Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers," says one onlooker. "Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn't turning her away."
Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel!

Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn't answering his phone.

"He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring," a friend of the couple tells Star. "Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage."

Poor Nicole. I never thought I would say it, but I do feel a little bad for her. I've been that girl waiting at home and it's a suckie situation. Let's hope she kicked his skinny rocker ass and all is well.

By Making Her Pose In Harper's Bazaar:


Even Harlow is looking at her crazy parents wondering, "WTF!"

Harlow Winter Kate, at 4-months old, has already been in 2 magazine shoots. Nicole Richie sold her baby to Harper's Bazaar with Daddy Joel and Grandpa Lionel.

That poor kid. Her parents are already selling her out because they are bored. Doesn't Joel make enough money to support the kid without the kid having to support him and Nicole?