No, They Didn't, But Joel's Pretty Funny:

Joel wrote a blog titled, "WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!"

Then continued the post with a few pics...

HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two......

Kudos to you, Joel Madden. You're a pretty funny guy.

You win this round...

I Didn't Even Know She Was A Lesbian:

Queen Latifah is planning on getting hitched to her longtime partner, Jeannette Jenkins after the legalization of same-sex marriages.

The couple plan on tying the knot in an intimate ceremony this summer. They also plan on starting a family Rosie-style by adopting children once they say their vows.

Congrats to the happy couple...

He's Married, Denise Isn't, So He Makes Fun Of Her:

“I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage, Charlie confessed to OK!. “The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.”

Burn to Denise Richards. Charlie Sheen = 1, Denise Richards = 0.

No Idea Why, Maybe Because She's About To Explode:

The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli. According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse's ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

"She looked happy but nervous," the source says. Nobody else attended the wedding.

Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.

I hope they have a huge, outlandish, celebrity-like wedding after their daughter comes this summer. This sounds kinda trailerpark-esq and is begging for a better story.

Congrats to the happy couple.

Yup, It's True, They Tied The Knot:


Well, unfortunately for Shawn, it doesn't look like anyone flipped out and there were no cat fights. In fact, it seems like it was a typical, boring, run-o'-the-mill celebrity "secret" wedding.

"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends," said their spokesperson. (BTW, "close friends" equates to 150 people at the Simpson home...)

Ashlee wore Monique Lhuillier and Jessica was the maid of honor. Romo did attend as Jessica's date, but there was no drama between them, even thought they've split.

Dammit, dammit, dammit. That was a huge let down! I wanted drama, fights, black eyes. Hell, we all know she's pregnant, hence the quickie ceremony, but that didn't even spice things up at all. WTF! Don't they know I live vicariously through their celebrity lives? Geesh...at least give me something, guys.

Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz With Mysterious Old Man:





One Thing's For Sure, The Simpson House Is Set For A Wedding:




I don't know who that old guy in the first photo hiding behind the door is but he must be cooler than me. I checked my mail every day this week and I didn't get an invitation to Pete Wentz's geriatric bachelor party. Regardless, the rehearsal dinner is tonight which is strange because neither of them look like they eat much. Let's hope Pete Wentz grabs a pair of pants that actually fit him to toss on before he walks down the aisle tomorrow.

The pair have reportedly asked guests to dress in dark colours for the occasion, which will see the pair wed in front of around 250 guests.

A large white tent with bright red curtains has been erected in the garden, with a seating area set up “around a fireplace adorned with a cross”, reports usmagazine.com. The tabloid also reports that the pool has been covered to become a seating area.

Dear God, please let there be a cat fight to spice this party up tomorrow. Maybe that old guy will go nuts and off someone?

An Insider Reveals All The Details:

A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, “The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.”

The source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Well, I could have told you that! Check out her pregnant clevage and her attempt to get into a wedding dress before the bump gets too big.

Comments, Pics and Confimations Galore:

"We really do feel we are soulmates," Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star's Bahamian estate. "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me." Cannon adds: "She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside."

The People comes to newsstands on Friday. The issue will include details on their romance and wedding, photos of their new tattoos, play-by-play on the candy-themed (???) proposal and plans for having a family.

Good grief...she's almost 40. She's going to try and have kids, now? I bet she gets it done in 6 months, cause 9 is too long.

Update: Mariah talks to Oprah today...

To Rumored Fiance, Nick Cannon:

Latina Magazine is reporting that the pair wed in a secret ceremony on Wednesday. A "source" close to Cannon spilled the beans, saying that the nuptials were "very impulsive." Mariah's close friend, DaBrat, was one a handful of people to attend the quickie ceremony.

Wow...that was fast. We heard Monday that the couple might be engaged. Two days later they are married! I hope Mimi made Cannon sign a prenup...if the engagement is any indication of the relationship they will be divorced by Friday.