It's On The Set, But This Guy Got A Handful:





She's got to be an awful actress because she looks so incredibly uncomfortable...maybe it's because she's a lesbian now and she doesn't like to kiss boys?

She Has No Waist And Huge Boobs, I'm Jealous:





I have to admit, she's hot. I'd bang her and I would rather be the one being banged. High-five, Ronson.

Simpson, LiLo is Ugly, Natasha's Thong, Biel's Bikini:

Jessica landed a cover...of a random Dallas magazine...

Way to compete with Ashlee for press, Jess!

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty...



Apparently the scene involves a detention center...something she is oh-so-familiar with!


I have no idea who the hell Natasha Richardson is, but here is a great view of her thong...



At the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala.

Jessica Biel's bikini photo shoot...



...with photog Michael Thompson.

At Least She Shaved:



Last night at the Movie Awards, Lilo gave the crowd of photogs way more than they bargained for. I don't know why people think she's hot. Too many freckles on those pale legs.

Michael Lohan Confirms His Daughter Is A Lesbian:

According to Michael, Lindsay’s romance with close pal DJ Samantha Ronson, “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Madonna Shows Cannes Her Cans, LiLo Has A 'Man':

Madonna flashes her goods at the Cannes Film Festival...



New Lesbian Couple Of The Day -
Lindsay shopping in Paris with Samantha Ronson...

Moving Other Passengers So She Can Sit With Her GF:

From TMZ...

Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning (Thursday) included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?

Lindsay Lohan's Newest Song:
Check it out...

I don't mind it...but it really sounds the same as her old stuff. Way to grow with your music, LiLo. I really want to hear the collaboration with Snoop...

No One Would Sign On To The Film:

The addicted starlet was dropped from upcoming film, Manson Girls. Lohan was slated to play a surfer girl who becomes enthralled with Charles Manson. Insiders reveal that the production company was unable to get any other big name actor OR actress to sign on to the project because Ho-han is unpredictable and annoying.

They dropped Lindsay quicker than she can drop her panties for snowboarders in rehab. What a slut.

No, Really, It's His Private Island:

A chance encounter with Johnny Depp backstage at the MTV Movie Awards earned Lindsay Lohan an invitation to his private island in the Caribbean, which he and Vanessa Paradis affectionately refer to as "F*#k Off Island." The Pirates of the Caribbean actor extended the offer to La Lohan stay at his secluded tropical getaway any time she needs, an offer which reportedly pleased the paparazzi-attracting starlet.

Reminiscent of Mel Gibson's offer to Britney Spears, Depp reached out to the troubled starlet because, as a source dished, "Johnny realizes the pressures of fame and can see Lindsay could do with a break."

Because She Was Pissed At Joel:
Remember this night...?


The Star finally got some details...

The trouble started for the new mom after she decided to stay home with their 4-month-old daughter, Harlow, while Joel deejayed at Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. However, while there, the Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.

"Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers," says one onlooker. "Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn't turning her away."
Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel!

Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn't answering his phone.

"He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring," a friend of the couple tells Star. "Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage."

Some Fan Thought Lindsay Was Courtney:

Someone told the Bunny that while LiLo was having lunch in LA yesterday, some fan ran up to her screaming, "Courtney, Courtney!" According to the source, the whacko fan thought Lindsay was crazy rocker chick, Courtney Love. Not cool when you start getting mistaken for her.

American Beverage Institute Ad Causes Stir:

The ad warns that there will be "no more champagne toasts at weddings" but having a breathalyzer in every car would be effective at "getting hard-core drunk drivers off our roads."

Lindsay's lawyer, Blair Blerk, issued this statement:

"USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American "tradition" we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives."

And Is Getting Sued For It:

Masha Markova claims her blond mink jacket vanished when she tried to retrieve it from a bundle of coats at trendy nightspot 1 Oak, where she was celebrating the birthday of a friend on 26 January (08).

Two weeks later she spotted Lohan - who was also present at the party - wearing an identical garment in photographs taken the same night the coat went missing.

Markova insisted, “It was my coat. It was no doubt,” and instructed her lawyer to threaten to legal action the actress. Soon after, she was contacted by bosses at 1 Oak, who then returned the item, without explanation, smelling of alcohol and cigarette smoke and with a tear in the lining.

Living Lohan Episode 4 - Now With More Lohan Siblings!



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Part 3 of 3:



Forget Lindsay...I want her brother.

Oh Man, This One's Rough...:
Check out a drunk Shia getting slapped around...NSFW


Wow...he's pretty drunk. It kinda reminds of me freshman year in college. Now we start the countdown timer to measure how long it takes before he apologizes to the gay community for saying 'faggot'. Lindsay Lohan must be so pissed off right now! Seriously, if the gay rights community gets a hold of this, it could end up affecting DVD sales of Indiana Jones and no one wants that. My money says he apologizes in the next 24 hours.

Ready, set, go.

Naked Britney, LiLo at LG, Hulk & Brooke, Angie the Milf:

Britney in a towel in the middle of a gym...

This girl has no shame.

The Hulk rubs lotion between the legs of his daughter, Brooke...

EW!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan in California at LG Lauch Party for Scarlett...
*BEWARE- FRECKLED SIDEBOOB ALERT*

Cute shoes...

Angelina looking not so MILF like...

She might be mid-sentence, but it's still an awful pic!

Here's The Very First Train-Wreck Filled Episode Of LL:



Part 2 of 3:



Part 3 of 3:



Drama! No wonder Lindsay is all effed up, these bitches are crazy.