Simpson, LiLo is Ugly, Natasha's Thong, Biel's Bikini:

Jessica landed a cover...of a random Dallas magazine...

Way to compete with Ashlee for press, Jess!

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty...



Apparently the scene involves a detention center...something she is oh-so-familiar with!


I have no idea who the hell Natasha Richardson is, but here is a great view of her thong...



At the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala.

Jessica Biel's bikini photo shoot...



...with photog Michael Thompson.