This Is Not Tony Romo, But Dad Probably Set It Up:




This guy is grade-A douchebag material...and apparently the rock, paper, scissors champ. What an ass. And why is Jessica doing that fake pout? It's ugly. She hot when she smiles. If you're hot doing one thing, why eff it up?

Sidenote: Jess' boobs are so big but they don't touch so the sun shines through her cleavage. That's kinda weird.

We Hear That Romo Dumped Jessica This Weekend:

A blogger reports...

“They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”

“[Tony was] having a blast playing Pop-A-Shot mini golf and bags,” according to a source. “He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes.”

“He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table.”

Romo’s night entailed a bevy of beauties, including one blonde in particular he spent a lot of time talking to, and an “impressive” amount of alcohol.

“He zeroed in on one blonde all night,” a source said. “That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson.”

Ha ha ha...serves her right. I love it when pretty girls get what they deserve - dumped. It's like calling pregnant teens fat, it's mean and wrong, but I just can't help it.

Following Her Sister, Ashlee Starts With Bad Decision #1:

Get yourself ready for the return of MTV’s Newlyweds — with a twist! Instead of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, it’s Simpson version 2.0 is coming your way, with Jessica’s little sister, Ashlee Simpson, 23, and fiancé, Pete Wentz, 28, set to appear as the couple in the hit MTV format — at least if Joe Simpson gets his way!

Never one to miss a money-making opportunity, Ashlee’s dad and manager Joe seems determined to turn this idea into a reality. “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect,” a source close to the singer tells OK!.

With a wedding on the horizon, a baby on the way and a famous rocker fiancé, Ashlee’s life has all the ingredients for a reality show. (Ashlee and Pete’s publicist tells OK! they are not set to appear in Newlyweds.) If the program comes off, let’s hope the Bittersweet World singer’s love story doesn’t end the same way as her sister’s failed marriage.

(Source)

Let's recall for a moment the reality TV shows that resulted in failed marriages...
1. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro - 'Til Death Do Us Part
2. Jessica and Nick - Newlyweds (version 1?)
3. Britney and Kevin - Chaotic

Maybe Ashlee should seriously think about what her father's true intentions are before she signs anything. I mean, c'mon, the track record for wedding/marriage based reality TV's shows on MTV is not good at all. She mine as well sit down with Liza and Ivanka Trump and get some more marriage advice.

Oh Man, Jessica's A Whore:

The non-denominational ceremony was officiated by her father Joe Simpson and her sister Jessica Simpson served as the maid of honor. The ring-bearer was Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway.

Wedding planner Mindy Weiss helped the couple make their dreams reality and helped put the theme Alice in Wonderland into place. The masterpiece wedding cake was made by Sam Godfrey. Black magic roses were provided by Mark’s Garden for the centerpieces. The guest were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne with a sit down dinner and of course lots of dancing to a deejay.

The People hits newsstands on Friday, so keep an eye out. Sounds like they are a pretty boring couple aside from the theme of the wedding which was Alice In Wonderland. Looks like Jessica whored it up for the ceremony, though. Thank god someone made this thing interesting.
(Source)

Simpson, LiLo is Ugly, Natasha's Thong, Biel's Bikini:

Jessica landed a cover...of a random Dallas magazine...

Way to compete with Ashlee for press, Jess!

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty...



Apparently the scene involves a detention center...something she is oh-so-familiar with!


I have no idea who the hell Natasha Richardson is, but here is a great view of her thong...



At the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala.

Jessica Biel's bikini photo shoot...



...with photog Michael Thompson.

Yup, It's True, They Tied The Knot:


Well, unfortunately for Shawn, it doesn't look like anyone flipped out and there were no cat fights. In fact, it seems like it was a typical, boring, run-o'-the-mill celebrity "secret" wedding.

"We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends," said their spokesperson. (BTW, "close friends" equates to 150 people at the Simpson home...)

Ashlee wore Monique Lhuillier and Jessica was the maid of honor. Romo did attend as Jessica's date, but there was no drama between them, even thought they've split.

Dammit, dammit, dammit. That was a huge let down! I wanted drama, fights, black eyes. Hell, we all know she's pregnant, hence the quickie ceremony, but that didn't even spice things up at all. WTF! Don't they know I live vicariously through their celebrity lives? Geesh...at least give me something, guys.