They Are Really Making My Job Easy With This One:

Pete says, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”

Way to bag a man's man, Ashlee. Tanning in a bed is great for your unborn child. I wonder if the kid will come out with eyeliner on.