She Claims Virginity And Now She's Gonna Get A$$:




Adriana's boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric, asked her to be his wife last night. Her spokesperson told People, "He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love."

Her guy is ugly. She could have done better. Congrats either way.

And Her Nails Are An Ugly-A$$ Color:





I give up. It's like some weirdo went through Hollywood and stole everyone's bras. I just don't get it. Unless they're perky why would you put yourself out there like that?

Either That Or He Has A Stuttering Problem:

While being interviewed on Pheonix' Johnjay & Rich show Pete admitted to Ashlee being pregnant with twins. "We've been keeping a book so far, like a journal for them- for.. for them when- uhh... when they're born" followed by a nervous laugh.

Click here to listen to the podcast and judge for yourself...

Not only is it cool to be young and pregnant, but twins is the new accessary for the summer. Damn those fertile celebrities.

Sorry, Madonna, I Stole Your Line, But She Does:





I don't mind the blue nails so much, I just don't get why they are so long. It's gross looking. Like that chick at the grocery story that can't type with her fingers because her nails are 10 inches long.

It Has A Life Of It's Own And It's Running Away:




I bet she has hubby Blake hiding in there. Either that or she's a secret agent and all her cool Go-Go Gadget gear is chilling out in her hive and the druggie thing is just a cover up. Her scratches are really war wounds from fighting off evil...but I doubt it.

I think she's just nuts.

Let's Be Honest, Who Wouldn't Like Any Sex With Him:

Angie's candid with Entertainment Weekly...

"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."

Yea, yea, yea...must be nice to be Angelina Jolie. If I were that pregnant, I would still find a way to do it with Brad Pitt...duh.

The ultimate question...how does she introduce Brad?...

"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."

I hate her.

By the way, the necklace that Angelina is wearing was actually created by Brad from a drawing by son, Maddox. What a perfect little Brady Bunch family.

Because Your Gifts Suck And You're Creepy:





No, she does not want your trumpet, your red carpet and your freaky fuzzy pink heart. Go away uber-fans, she is not going to show you her DDD's...

Because It's All Their Fault She's A F*#k Up:

A couple has been charged with conspiracy to supply drugs to Amy Winehouse following a sensational video obtained by The Sun.

The Back to Black star, 24, is seen smoking crack on the film, but escaped charges as there was no proof of what types of substance were abused.

John Blagrove, 34, and Cara Burton, 22, both of Queensbridge Road, Dalston, east London, have been charged with two counts of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs, namely cocaine and MDMA, Scotland Yard said.

That's it...cut off her supplies and she is will definately get better. Good thinking.

Prolly Not, But She Has A Creepy Facial Expression:






What the hell. Her face is the same in every one of these pics and her pupils are the size of dinner plates. Is Mel drugging her or did she just get too much botox and lost all control of her facial expressions? Seriously, she looks like that 'I Like Turtles' kid...

Because Her Wedding Is Officially Off:

From July 23rd issue of Star...

"Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner," a source tells Star. "And now she's called off their wedding plans."

Despite reports that the couple bought a house near Jamie Lynn's hometown of Kentwood, La,. Star has learned that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn has moved back into Serenity, the Spears' family estate — and her dad, Jamie Spears, has flown from sister Britney's side in L.A. to be there for his younger daughter.

"Jamie Lynn, Jamie and her mom are all staying at Serenity right now," a second insider reveals. "They've been busy decorating the baby nursery."

Casey, 19, is "in and out," the second insider says. But despite the couple's frequent trips to Wal-Mart, their relationship is seriously strained — and it's been the talk of the town.

Well...duh.

OMG, I'm In Love:
Check out the trailer for Transporter 3...

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Here's some old eye candy just for kicks...


The movie looks pretty bad 'cause they're really stretching plot lines...but you can't go wrong with all those shirtless clips in the trailer. I'll be there.

And She's Good At Obscene Gestures:





Elizabeth Hurley looks like an angry turtle with something up its butt. At least her hair grew back.