A Sneak Peek At Next Month's GQ Cover With Gisele:

Supermodel/actress Gisele Bundchen takes it all off -- strategically -- for the cameras in the new issue of GQ, on newsstands June 24, and we have a sneak peek!

"This is exactly how I would describe my work: I get there, I put on the clothes, I leave it on the hangar, and I go home," says the matter-of-fact model. "And that's what I do."

In her revealing Q&A, the Brazilian beauty and former "Victoria's Secret" body opens up about everything from pro football boyfriend TOM BRADY ("He really, genuinely doesn't have a bad bone in his body") to the craziest rumors about ex LEONARDO DiCAPRIO that she's ever heard (as in, reports of her despondently cutting off all her hair after her break-up with the 'Titanic' star are "ridiculous").

As for the dog-eat-dog modeling industry, she comments, "When you are out there with the wolves, you have to play with the wolves, you know?"

No shocker here, she looks amazing without any pants on!

Because He Thinks You're Cheap:


50 Cent told Page Six, "I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet – naked." When asked if he ever takes advantage he said, "Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50!"

Wow. He's picky with his groupies...you have to cost at least $51 to get with him. Remember that before you hide naked in his closet.

Sorry, Madonna, I Stole Your Line, But She Does:





I don't mind the blue nails so much, I just don't get why they are so long. It's gross looking. Like that chick at the grocery story that can't type with her fingers because her nails are 10 inches long.

And I'm Worth Nothing. Damn:

I can't believe that celebrities get to sell their baby pics. I can't even get nude pics printed free at Walgreen's.

A bidding war broke out between People and OK! magazine. The pics of the twins are now worth $15million. Shiloh's pics raked in $4.1 million from People and $3.5 million from Hello! (a British mag).

And of course, the couple donated all proceeds to charity.

Danity Kane, Eat Your Hearts Out:




I have to say, she's really the hottest one in the group. But I don't really get these high fashion pics...and I never will. She's hot. In my mind, you should just slap on whatever has the least amount of fabric to it and take a few quick pics. It's a pretty simple concept that seems to work every time.

He's Growing Up Big And Strong, No More Evens Stevens:






This is definately not the Shia that was on Disney. He's such a hottie. I saw that kiss from Disturbia on the Movie Awards last night...and I couldn't help but wish he was making out with me. OMG...I am in love.

Sidenote: He started filming Transformers 2 today.

Chriqui Is In The New Movie 'Don't Mess With Zohan':

Emmanuelle Chriqui (rhymes with freaky) is having a hard time keeping a low profile these days. First, there are the Entourage fans who stop her on the street, asking whether her character, Sloan, will get back together with Eric when the show resumes this fall. Stop asking. "I'm like, 'Talk to the writers!'" Then there was that weird encounter she had during her GQ photo shoot: "We were in a little park in Malibu. I'm topless, and this cop car pulls up." What did the officer say? "'Could you make sure that her areolas aren't showing?'" (Sir, as you can see, they're not.)

It's all a little bit much for the 30-year-old actress, whose slow-but-steady film career takes off this month with Adam Sandler's You Don't Mess with the Zohan—a feel-good comedy with Hezbollah jokes. Chriqui's character is a Palestinian immigrant who runs a hair salon in New York; the place is about to go under until she hires Sandler —a former Israeli assassin. He keeps the business afloat by offering "special services" (hint: we're not talking perms) in the back room. So he's giving sexual favors and you're his pimp? "Basically," she says, adding that the movie is about more than dumb laughs: "It's very West Side Story."

'Don't Mess With Zohan' looks like the worst movie to hit theaters since 'Pizza Wars: The Movie' but Chriqui is pretty hot. The new season of Entourage kicks off in a few months and I'm curious to see whether or not she makes an appearance after breaking up with that midget 'E'. Insiders say Emmanuelle Chriqui is going to be the next big thing but I just think she's another mid-level talent with a terribly tough to pronounce name. Take that bitch!

By Making Her Pose In Harper's Bazaar:


Even Harlow is looking at her crazy parents wondering, "WTF!"

Harlow Winter Kate, at 4-months old, has already been in 2 magazine shoots. Nicole Richie sold her baby to Harper's Bazaar with Daddy Joel and Grandpa Lionel.

That poor kid. Her parents are already selling her out because they are bored. Doesn't Joel make enough money to support the kid without the kid having to support him and Nicole?

The Disney Star's Nude Vanity Fair Cover Shoot:
Shortly after these pictures are leaked...


ET teases the cover of Vanity Fair where Cyrus is seen posing naked with only a sheet covering her...

Dear Miley,
1. Spend some of your billions and either hire a new makeup artist or get a tan. That creepy pale thing only works for emo kids, not Disney kids.
2. Stop posing naked, semi-naked or on the lap of a strange boy. Especially one that has the same blank stare in every pic. What a weirdo...
3. You're like 15! You'll have your time to peak at about 19, so make as much money as you can now. Once you give up the 'nude photos' goods, you'll never get them back.

Man, whatever happened to the Disney stars of my day? No one ever saw what was underneath Ariel's purple shells.

UPDATE:
Miley issued a statement apologizing for her racy photo shoot.

The singer said to People: "My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with [photographer] Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed."

Ellen Page Still Looks Like She's 14 Years Old:

RISE AND SHINE: Ellen arrived at 9:00 a.m. on the dot—but apologized for sleeping in! When she saw Teen Vogue's trailers, the actress, used to the smaller scale of the indie world, humbly asked, "Are they filming a movie here?"

CASUAL ENCOUNTER: The easy­going celeb, known for her laid-back, tomboy-chic style, showed up wearing a Free City hoodie, ripped jeans, and Converse sneaks.

ANIMAL COLLECTIVE: The shoot took place at the Golden Oak Ranch in Newhall, California, where classics like Lassie and Old Yeller were filmed. We too had a few puppies on set. Luckily, Ellen loves dogs: She recently adopted Patti, a Chihuahua/toy terrier mix named after singer Patti Smith.

ELLEN, ON HER PERSONAL STYLE: "I'm a bum, really. [Work] is the only time I get dressed up."

ELLEN, ON HER RISE TO FAME: "It's been surreal. I'm insanely grateful, but it's just like, 'Really? Are you sure?'"

ELLEN, ON POST-JUNO ROLES: "People expect me to do some kind of gritty look-at-me-I'm-such-an-actor thing, but that would have felt contrived."

ELLEN, ON THE FUTURE: "I absolutely adore doing this, but I also know that this is a fragile industry, and I don't want to attach my happiness to it."

The details and photos are cute but I can't help but think that Juno is a better name for her than Ellen. She just doesn't look like an Ellen.