After Six Years, He Gets Off Because Of A Mole:

Kelly was charged with 14 counts of videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl, who prosecutors say was as young as 13.

The 41-year-old superstar's trial was repeatedly delayed, once because the judge seriously injured himself falling off a ladder and another time because Kelly had emergency surgery to remove his appendix.

At one point, Sam Adam Jr. referred to a defense argument made repeatedly during the trial that a mole on the singer's back proved he simply can't be the man in the video.

After displaying a freeze frame of the man's back in the video -- with no apparent mole -- Adam walked over to the defense table and placed his hand on Kelly's shoulder.

"The truth be told, there is no mole ... that means one thing," Adam told jurors, then paused and lowered his voice. "It ain't him. And if it ain't him, you can't convict."

Neither Kelly nor the alleged victim testified at trial. But as the video played Thursday, Heilengoetter told jurors the man on the tape is Kelly and that he controlled the encounter. As the sex tape played, he appeared tense, keeping his eyes on the monitor, his mouth drawn tight and his brow furrowed.

Over seven days presenting their case, prosecutors called 22 witnesses, including several childhood friends of the alleged victim and four of her relatives who identified her as the female on the video.

In two days, the Grammy winner's lawyers called 12 witnesses. They included three relatives of the alleged victim who testified they did not recognize her as the female on the tape.

So basically, after all that crap of the past six years, R. Kelly is a free man because of a mole on his back. Did anyone think to check if it was permanant marker? (Source)

Because It's All Their Fault She's A F*#k Up:

A couple has been charged with conspiracy to supply drugs to Amy Winehouse following a sensational video obtained by The Sun.

The Back to Black star, 24, is seen smoking crack on the film, but escaped charges as there was no proof of what types of substance were abused.

John Blagrove, 34, and Cara Burton, 22, both of Queensbridge Road, Dalston, east London, have been charged with two counts of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs, namely cocaine and MDMA, Scotland Yard said.

That's it...cut off her supplies and she is will definately get better. Good thinking.

Because You Will Get Thrown In Jail:

Edwin Merino was arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby-daddy in Mississippi. He is dening the charges saying he was singled out because of the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He is admitting to following the couple but is stating that he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. “The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

Who cares. Seriously. She's famous, she's 16 and she's pregnant. Does she really think she is going to be left alone?

Sidenote: Merino is the same photographer that captured Britney Spears without any panties. No pregnant upskirt this time, dude.

It's Simple But She Just Doesn't Get It:

Academy Award winning actress Tatum O'Neal was arrested after trying to buy crack cocaine in lower Manhattan a few blocks from her home.

Around 7:30pm last night, Tatum was spotted making a deal and was promptly arrested and taken to jail. Note: she has lost her marriage and kids to drugs and made a big deal about coming clean. She claims it was for a role, but that's a lie.

She’s being charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and will be arraigned today.

What a moron. Go to rehab. Get clean. It's not rocket science to know that you have a problem.

Listening To The Newlywed Can Cause Anger Issues:

A man blaring a Mariah Carey song from his car stereo was arrested Saturday night.

Zachary Alan Schreiber was stopped at the light at Pine Ridge and Airport-Pulling roads because his music (Mariah Carey) drew the attention of Mariah-hater William Greenman, 22, who called Schreiber a derogatory name for listening to the newlywed singer's music.

Profanities flew back and forth between Schreiber and Greenman, who was a passenger in the other vehicle. The avid Mariah fan then hurled a beer bottle at Greenman.

Greenman ducked, but deputies say the bottle hit the car's driver, 21-year-old Christine Bec, in the side of the head.

Schreiber is charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle and criminal mischief.

So there you have it. Listen to Mariah and get arrested and charged with a stupid crime.

Life Lesson from The Bunny - Don't listen to Mariah Carey.
(Source)

For The Second Time In One Week:

Winehouse headed to the Limehouse police station today in East London where she was promptly arrested and remains in custody. Police are questioning her over a video originally run by The Sun, where she was filmed, high as a kite, smoking crack and snorting powdered ecstasy and cocaine for roughly 19-minutes.

A spokesman for the singer said: "Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment. She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."

Check out the original video here...

And Released This Morning:

According to TMZ...

Former NBA star Dennis Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery.

He was arrested at 10:15 PM at a Century City hotel and was released early this morning.

Law enforcement tells us they charge suspects with a felony if there is evidence of injury, such as bruising or blood.

Rodman was released on $50,000 bail today at 4:16 AM.

Updates as they come...