If You See Her Out, Get Her Drunk And Send Me Pics:

“I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that,” Aguilera told “Access Hollywood.”

“Everybody has an opinion and everybody sometimes wants to cause drama and be mean spirited, but it’s something that comes with what you do and I learned that very early on,” she adds.

Ha ha ha...seriously, she has a point. I wish I was her babysitter, she probably pays a ton of money. I would take pictures of her when she came home wasted and sell them for my bonus.

The pics above are her coming home from her hubby's birthday party. She'll go out at night and drink for no reason, but for her husband's bday she looks like $h#t. They must have a hot sex life.

Crediting Baby Harlow For The Communication:

My kids were mad at me, and I don’t blame them,” says Roger, who also has a daughter, Sarah, 27, and a son, Josh, 30, with Benji and Joel’s mom. Though Joel did start mending fences with Roger three years ago, it was Harlow who really reunited them. “We are good today, and that’s all that matters,” Roger says.(On meeting Harlow)“It was a wonderful moment,” Roger exclusively tells In Touch. “She’s such a beautiful girl. I felt very proud.”

If I were Benji or Joel I would keep my distance. They're famous and having kids and all of a sudden 'daddy' wants to come back into the picture? Lame.

She's Really Good At Making A Career Outta Nothin:

"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."

Keep planning on winning, $h#t, hunny 'cause it ain't gonna happen. You actually have to get an acting job before you can win something for an acting job.

He's Married, Denise Isn't, So He Makes Fun Of Her:

“I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage, Charlie confessed to OK!. “The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.”

Burn to Denise Richards. Charlie Sheen = 1, Denise Richards = 0.

Because She Was Attached To Her Hair...Duh:

Paltrow's new shorter haircut was an emotional transition for the star, because it involved cutting off hair she has had since before her father died.
The actress began growing her hair before film maker Bruce Paltrow died in 2002, and she has since married Coldplay rocker Chris Martin and given birth to their two children.

Paltrow tells the July issue of Harper's Bazaar, "I was very, very attached to my hair. I grew it when I was pregnant. I still had hair from when my father was alive. I made it like a talisman. And then I was ready to let go of it, and so I chopped it off and ... aaah!"

She really didn't chop it all of a-la Rihanna though. She's a little over-dramatic. It grows back...it's just hair.

Mother Nature Helped With Some Awesome Upskirt:





During filming of Private Practice, Katie was attacked by Mother Nature and gave the bystanders and paparazzi something to smile about. She handled it well, pulling her skirt down and laughing it off.

Too bad laughter doesn't get rid of the pics.

Hot Girls in Slutty Clothes, Mornin' From The Bunny:
"When I Grow Up" from the Pussycat Dolls, check it out...


Pics from their video shoot...






Their video looks like some slutty, futuristic Spice Girls world. Awesome. CD is coming soon...

Update: Brit Brit made a cameo in the video, but did not sing or dance. She just showed her swollen pretend-pregnant face or something. Lame.

Because They Don't Have An African Princess:

She tells Britain's OK! magazine, "(So) even the color of the children in the cartoon matters. There still isn't a Disney princess that's African and it's very difficult because our daughters' getting into princesses right now and it upsets me."

She has a point. The thought never crossed my mind because I didn't adopt any foreign children.

No, Really, It's His Private Island:

A chance encounter with Johnny Depp backstage at the MTV Movie Awards earned Lindsay Lohan an invitation to his private island in the Caribbean, which he and Vanessa Paradis affectionately refer to as "F*#k Off Island." The Pirates of the Caribbean actor extended the offer to La Lohan stay at his secluded tropical getaway any time she needs, an offer which reportedly pleased the paparazzi-attracting starlet.

Reminiscent of Mel Gibson's offer to Britney Spears, Depp reached out to the troubled starlet because, as a source dished, "Johnny realizes the pressures of fame and can see Lindsay could do with a break."

So wait, you're telling me that if I was a drunk, drug-addicted, quasi-lesbian that is constantly bombarded by paparazzi, then I could go to Johnny's private island? Sign me up, killer. Who's got the drugs? The vodka is in the fridge. I'm on my way, Johnny...

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Lily Allen Fail At Fashion:

These fashion fails were at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards tonight. None of them won. Big surprise.

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a Magic poster. I see a smiley face...



Two for the price of one!!
Fationista Victoria Beckham = Fashion Fail...


Lilly Alen is wearing a pink wig, white & pink dress, blue heals and no make-up. At least she is wearing clothes this time...



This is just too easy. You know that they had at least one person reaffirm their fashion choices...and they probably pay that person. If I were famous, I would rock my tank tops and crappy jeans everywhere I went. Ellen Page really has it right.

And I'm Worth Nothing. Damn:

I can't believe that celebrities get to sell their baby pics. I can't even get nude pics printed free at Walgreen's.

A bidding war broke out between People and OK! magazine. The pics of the twins are now worth $15million. Shiloh's pics raked in $4.1 million from People and $3.5 million from Hello! (a British mag).

And of course, the couple donated all proceeds to charity.

I Didn't Think She Could Get Any Hotter:



Holy Hell. This woman knows how to sell sex, which would be why Victoria's Secret hired her, but still. The pink sparkly pacifier in her mouth? Seriously...wow. I know a few dudes that would bend her over, 8-months pregnant or not. Have a good afternoon...