If You See Her Out, Get Her Drunk And Send Me Pics:

“I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that,” Aguilera told “Access Hollywood.”

“Everybody has an opinion and everybody sometimes wants to cause drama and be mean spirited, but it’s something that comes with what you do and I learned that very early on,” she adds.

Ha ha ha...seriously, she has a point. I wish I was her babysitter, she probably pays a ton of money. I would take pictures of her when she came home wasted and sell them for my bonus.

The pics above are her coming home from her hubby's birthday party. She'll go out at night and drink for no reason, but for her husband's bday she looks like $h#t. They must have a hot sex life.

Why Does This Not Surprise Me:




I get that new mothers always want to go out, but this is getting a little insane. She goes out with hubby at least once or twice a week and is pictured getting wrecked. She's practically making out with her friend.

She's Going To Stop Drinking Long Enough For That?:

Xtina says, “Absolutely (I want another baby). I can’t tell you when, as I’m not planning things like that. Maybe around the next tour.”

I was getting worried that she was going to loose those large baby-boobies too soon. Smart girl to take them on tour then get back to keeping them motorboat-able. Hope she can avoid the sauce long enough to have a baby, though.

Hubby Stays Sobber, New Mommy Gets Trashed:


The new mommy partied at the Crown Bay in LA with Jordan Bratman, her les-than-hot husband. She had a few rounds with friends then headed to Chateau Marmont. Jordan stayed sober and drove the pint-sized-pop-tart.


There's that blank stare again... It seems like this girl likes to drink on week nights only. Last Wednesday night she was spotted trashed out of her mind.

The New Mother Parties Hard - Needs Help Leaving Club:

Hubby, Jordan Bratman, has to help the dirrrty girl get home. I know it can be stressful having a new baby, but c'mon!


This picture is awesome. I swear I've seen that blank, drunk stare before. Her world is probably spinning at about 100mph. If you look closely, her left (your right) eyelash is coming off. What a mess. And this was on a Wednesday night!