She Reminds Me Of Audrey Hepburn:



Out and about with her man in LA, Paris looks like Audrey Hepburn. She really has a classic look going, and I have nothing bad to say. She honestly looks hot. Would you believe that she has to have her shoes custom made?

Paris Is Not Pregnant. I Stopped The Rumors:




She's not pregnant. She choose a horrible dress. Simple as that. That girl is way too skinny, so if you really think she's got a baby in there, you're delusional.

Crediting Baby Harlow For The Communication:

My kids were mad at me, and I don’t blame them,” says Roger, who also has a daughter, Sarah, 27, and a son, Josh, 30, with Benji and Joel’s mom. Though Joel did start mending fences with Roger three years ago, it was Harlow who really reunited them. “We are good today, and that’s all that matters,” Roger says.(On meeting Harlow)“It was a wonderful moment,” Roger exclusively tells In Touch. “She’s such a beautiful girl. I felt very proud.”

If I were Benji or Joel I would keep my distance. They're famous and having kids and all of a sudden 'daddy' wants to come back into the picture? Lame.

Wow...They Don't Seem To Communicate Very Well:

On Paris' blog...

Also go check out my boyfriends blog at www.GoodCharlotte.com, he posted some cool pics of the first two days of shooting and him and his friends came out to support me. I love how he's always there for me, he always knows how to make me smile. Life is amazing, couldn't be happier, excited for what the future holds.

Again, thank you all for all your love and support. I'll write soon xoxo Paris

On Benji's blog that night...

Hey guys it was a long night so i am too tired to put pics up but i thought i would jump on and say hi. It went great tonight, Paris has a very funny show on her hands and Tal and a bunch of the fellas stopped by the set and hung out with me to show support.

Hmm...so they are promoting each other's online 'blogging' and yet they can't seem to communicate. Way to confuse the hell outta the fans, guys.

And Maybe Cheated on Sophie?:

“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together,” the Good Charlotte band member reveals to Yo on E! on Sirius Radio. “We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material. You’re getting a lot of personal sh*t out of me, man!”

Benji continues, “You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”

So could there be wedding bells in the near future? “Nothing would make me happier,” Madden says. “Wow, alright. Ok. I’m not gonna bet against you on that. We’ll see. I’m very, very happy right now.”

So if we take Benji's word for it and assume the two were in love, "before anyone even knew" they were together, then the timeline sucks for Sophie. He announced his split from long-term girlfriend, Sopie Monk in mid-February. Paris and Benji announced their relationship less than two weeks later.

Granted, I am a closet hopeless romantic and I know that Prince Charming will be waiting in a carriage one day after work to ride off into the sunset with me, there is no way that you can fall in love that quickly! It's all well and good for those first few months, but come month 5 or 6 you need some freaking space from each other. Isn't it bro's before ho's...or something?

Of course this happens to Paris...why wouldn't it? Aside from her stint in jail, she has everything going for her except an ugly nose. Whatever, maybe they are in love and will live 'happily ever after'...which in Hollywood is usually about 2 kids and 3 years.

Aww, How Freaking Cute:

Paris on the new song...

"He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio," Hilton, 27, said at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."

Paris on the relationship...

"He's my best friend," she said. "He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what."

Paris on possible wedding bells...

"I don't know," Hilton says with a smile, "My life's a lot different now, I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life."

For reals? I wonder if he mentions Tinkerbell in the song...

For Running Over a Paparazzo’s Foot:

With Paris sitting in the passenger seat and a large number of photogs around the car, Benji Madden ran over the foot of paparazzo Glen Gurniak.

“There were too many people that side of the car so he swung the wheels in my direction on the other side of the car and got my foot trapped under the wheel. I yelled at him: ‘Dude, you’ve pinched my foot under the wheel, don’t drive, don’t drive,’” Gurniak said. “He turned and looked at me out of the window and then just drove. I fell to the floor as the car stopped and was just laying on the floor as everyone was screaming at him that he’d run me over.”

If my foot was 'trapped' under the wheel of someone's car, the first thing I would ask them to do is to drive off of it. (Oddly enough that's happened to me before...another story for another time...) This guy probably deserved it. Way to go, Benji! Take 'em out one at a time.