She Isn't A Drunk Or A Druggie, She's Just Sad:

"I went there for depression" she said, desperately trying to muster up a range of tones in her otherwise flat and bland voice.

"It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn't know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge."

At least she turned to doctors and rehab rather than turn to drugs and alcohol. Good for you, Mary Jane!

I'm So Sorry, I Saw It And MUST Fill You In:

Okay, I am going to apologize in advance to those die hard fans like me. If you don't want to know the details then please stop reading! The Bunny had connections and I saw SATC tonight. I have got to dish the details! I laughed...hard, I cried...because I feel their pain and I loved the entire thing!

So it seemed to me that all four main characters (Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte) were all extremes of their characters from the show. Miranda was extra harsh and super unforgiving to Steve when he cheats (but follows through with her nude scenes). Samantha was in need of a good lay and breaks up with Smith because of it. BTW, she turns 50 in the movie. Charlotte finally gets everything (including the pregnancy) that she's ever wanted. Finally, Carrie marries Big (even after he leaves her at the alter and breaks her heart).

There...I said it. I spoiled the movie. I'm sorry.

There are up's and down's. There are really funny moments and really sad moments. The fashions live up to all that we hoped for - the shoes and all! Every performance was well done and I applaud the director and writers. They didn't leave you hanging believing that there would be a sequel(dammit!), but there is always a possibility and plenty of storylines to follow.

I hope this doesn't make you not want to see it, in fact I will be there Friday night to see it again. The best part was that I felt like I was in my living room watching HBO episodes again but with an extra 400 guests that understood why I loved those gals.

Enjoy...

Sidenote: As much as I hated the soundtrack when it leaked...it fit well with the movie. I still stand by the fact that Fergie's song blew ass, though.

Pamela Gives The Crowd A Show At A Birthday Party:




These are actually from Christian Audigier's birthday party last week which seems to be the gift that keeps on giving. That must have been the greatest party ever! Michael Jackson was there, Pamela's crotch was there, even Britney Spears made an appearance. I regret to inform you that I was not invited. I intend to get some revenge with the embarrassing pics above. Enjoy!

Didn't Think I'd Ever Have First Hand Evidence:



Brace yourself for the next one...



Amy is a perpetual mess, that's never been debated. Honestly, the diapers and lack of personal (...ahem...) grooming is atrocious. I need to have some serious therapy to get over that last pic...eye replacement surgery would hurt either...

Six Weeks Before Giving Birth To First Child:

In other breaking news, it has been reported that Nicole, like her pregnant predecessors Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, posed nude on Wednesday, May 21. She arrived at Smashbox Studio to work with famed photographer Patrick Demarchelier. No news yet on which magazine will be publishing the photos.

I think that she's in need of some press and wants more $$ for those first baby pics. God, I love Hollywood...
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Just In Time For Mom To Give Birth To Twins:




Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born May 27th, 2006 in Namibia, Africa to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. “Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born,” mom Angelina Jolie has said. “She is stunning… just like Angie,” a pal told said. “You can’t believe she’s not a doll.”

Following in her parents’ glamorous footsteps, Shiloh appeared in her dad’s upcoming flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at just 10 months old. Like her parents, Shiloh has already traveled the globe, having been to India, Africa, France, New Orleans, and LA.

The Jolie-Pitt clan is currently residing in France, where Angie is set to give birth to twins this summer. Shiloh and the rest of the kids won’t have a problem speaking the language...

“[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” Jolie said on May 15. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

I'm curious to know where the blond hair came from...

At The Marlins Game This Weekend With Friends:




Jessica was hanging out with friends this weekend at a Marlins Game. I'll give it to her, she's pretty freaking hot with or without makeup. She looks really 'girl-next-door-ish' and she's pulling it off better than Juno...

Here's The Very First Train-Wreck Filled Episode Of LL:



Part 2 of 3:



Part 3 of 3:



Drama! No wonder Lindsay is all effed up, these bitches are crazy.

Now They Own Three Properties:

Not only is the superstar couple set to give birth to their new twins in the country, but the Jolie-Pitts have just paid a reported $70 million for this estate on the French Riviera.

This latest property adds to their two houses in the Los Angeles area and their home in New Orleans.

Are they planning a permanent transatlantic move?

She Credits Her Brother For Remembering Her Seatbelt:

The daughter of WWE star HULK, was driving in the center lane of Bayside Bridge, Florida, when the car in front of her lost control while changing lanes.

According to reports, the other car collided with Brooke's, pushing her into the bridge's left concrete barrier wall.

Her car came to rest on the left shoulder, while the other car went back across the bridge and came to rest on the right shoulder.

Witnesses at the scene said the other car was speeding and Florida Highway Patrol reps told US site TMZ that Brooke was not at fault.

Brooke later posted a blog on her Myspace about the incident crediting brother Nick for reminding her and her friend to put on their seat belts.

No charges have been filed in the accident, but the Florida Highway Patrol are still investigating the incident.

Maybe Hogan should send his kids back to driver's ed?
Just a thought...

A Childhood Obsession Or True Love:

"I had every poster of him[Justin]. He was my everything."

Too bad he's engaged to Jessical Biel. I think Megan and Justin would be a much hotter couple.

And She's Pretty Freaking Bad At It:

Denise sat down with Extra and answered a few questions about her new show and the emails about Charlie Sheen. Extra found out that she is a two-faced liar.
Lie Number One...

"I’ll be honest with you. I need to work. I need to support my children. I have bills like everyone else."

Extra then discovered that Richards could make nearly half a million dollars from her reality show, and also that since the end of her marriage, she has received almost $5 million from Charile Sheen. In addition, Richards will continue to receive $55,000 a month for child support for the next fifteen years, all tax free.

Lie Number Two...

"I’m a good mom. I’m raising my daughters on my own. I don’t want nannies raising my kids."

After some more digging, Extra found that Richards has two nannies on her payroll.

Lie Number Three...

"This is not an email I sent to anyone. Period. I do not want Charlie Sheen’s sperm."

Extra found that forensics experts researched the emails and have proven that they are authentic.


So basically, Denise lies through her teeth. I don't think I will be watching her show. On a sidenote...it's sad that 'forensics experts' were brought in to research the authenticity of the emails. Who cares if Denise wants Charlie's sperm. That's gross.