Star Jones Should Stay Far, Far Away From The Beach:



Let's Zoom In With The Super Strength Bunny Cam:



Ugh. Sorry about that whole 'Bunny Cam' thing. It looks like some of Star Jones fat was tipped off about the impending stomach stapling operation and it formed a separatist colony on the back of her ass. I'm sure Star would call me a jerk for that last line if she could get it all out in one sentence without all those bizarre air gasping noises. Please excuse me while I vomit profusely.