WTF? Pay Me And I Will Lip Synch And It Will Be Better:


Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich (check out his 'toys' here...) offered Winehouse $2 million to give a show Thursday at the opening of his girlfriend's art gallery in Moscow.

Amy was able to get on a plane in London. A source said, when she arrived in Moscow "she was in no condition to appear."

Winehouse was due to take the stage at 10:30 p.m. at The Garage, the gallery of Abramovich's 25-year-old love, Dasha Zhukova. The singer's camp "spent two hours trying to pull her together," says the insider.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, but she was a mess on stage. She drank Coke, smooked cigarettes and was playing with her little dress...which revealed to fans that she wasn't wearing any panties.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."


There is just way to much to say about this one. I just don't get it...if two million dollars per hour is not going to sober her up then what will?

And She Didn't Even Give Us Any Upskirt:






Hilary was spotted leaving Foxtail last night in these super short shorts. All the paps were hoping for some upskirt (umm...up-short?) shots but she managed to climb into her car and give them nothing. I can't really tell if she's drunk but there not doubt that she at least had a few...no one giggles like that without some Captain in them...

Because He Thinks You're Cheap:


50 Cent told Page Six, "I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet – naked." When asked if he ever takes advantage he said, "Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50!"

Wow. He's picky with his groupies...you have to cost at least $51 to get with him. Remember that before you hide naked in his closet.

My Mom Must Have Let Her Raid The Attic:





Not only did she steal my prom dress but she forgot to do her makeup and hair before she stepped out on the red carpet. Her stylist should be shot. The only excuse I would believe is if she got drilled Billy Bob-Angelina style in the limo on the way over to the 62nd Annual Tony Awards.

No, They Didn't, But Joel's Pretty Funny:

Joel wrote a blog titled, "WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!"

Then continued the post with a few pics...

HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two......

Kudos to you, Joel Madden. You're a pretty funny guy.

You win this round...

Because There's So Much To Hate:

A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."

Can you believe that she hired a booty double for $2,000 a day? She's certifiably insane! Her a$$ is so freaking nice I would eat dessert off of it. I bet she's one of those chicks that knows she's hot and just does this stuff so her 'people' can compliment her on her flawless figure.

Brit's Cameo Is MIA:
Check it out...


I love the song...but at one point, Nicole Scherzinger rips off her shoulder pads. I don't get it. All the strobe lights are bound to give some little kid a seizure. Kimberly's leg is a little extreme but I'll admit that I'm jealous I can't do that, it would be an awesome bar trick.

It's About Freaking Time Mrs. Simpson-Wentz:





She forgot her bra again but at least this time we got some tummy pictures! It's about time...I feel like she's been pregnant forever and it looks like it's only been 3 months. I will be so happy when this pregnancy is over with.

After Six Years, He Gets Off Because Of A Mole:

Kelly was charged with 14 counts of videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl, who prosecutors say was as young as 13.

The 41-year-old superstar's trial was repeatedly delayed, once because the judge seriously injured himself falling off a ladder and another time because Kelly had emergency surgery to remove his appendix.

At one point, Sam Adam Jr. referred to a defense argument made repeatedly during the trial that a mole on the singer's back proved he simply can't be the man in the video.

After displaying a freeze frame of the man's back in the video -- with no apparent mole -- Adam walked over to the defense table and placed his hand on Kelly's shoulder.

"The truth be told, there is no mole ... that means one thing," Adam told jurors, then paused and lowered his voice. "It ain't him. And if it ain't him, you can't convict."

Neither Kelly nor the alleged victim testified at trial. But as the video played Thursday, Heilengoetter told jurors the man on the tape is Kelly and that he controlled the encounter. As the sex tape played, he appeared tense, keeping his eyes on the monitor, his mouth drawn tight and his brow furrowed.

Over seven days presenting their case, prosecutors called 22 witnesses, including several childhood friends of the alleged victim and four of her relatives who identified her as the female on the video.

In two days, the Grammy winner's lawyers called 12 witnesses. They included three relatives of the alleged victim who testified they did not recognize her as the female on the tape.

So basically, after all that crap of the past six years, R. Kelly is a free man because of a mole on his back. Did anyone think to check if it was permanant marker? (Source)

It's On The Set, But This Guy Got A Handful:





She's got to be an awful actress because she looks so incredibly uncomfortable...maybe it's because she's a lesbian now and she doesn't like to kiss boys?

She Used To Be Hot, Not She's A Mutant:





Umm, WTF? She used to be smoking hot now you can barely recognize her. She kinda dropped outta site after Unhappily Ever After. What a shame.

She Claims Virginity And Now She's Gonna Get A$$:




Adriana's boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric, asked her to be his wife last night. Her spokesperson told People, "He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love."

Her guy is ugly. She could have done better. Congrats either way.