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She's A Lunatic And NOTHING Wants To Be Around Her:

A source told The London Paper (via Showbiz Spy), "Suddenly Naomi flipped and started swinging her arms about manically. No one could work out what was wrong with her. She was shouting and screaming as her friends desperately tried to get her into the car. She was ranting incomprehensibly."

She's lost her mind and now she's losing her hair. She's not that pretty anyway, so this just doesn't help her out.

I Think Angie Will Save The World One Baby At A Time:

An insider tells OK! "Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years. They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall."

Reportedly Angelina has turned her sister-in-law to the idea as well and the two women plan on adopting babies at the same time from the same orphanage. It's kinda like getting the same shirt as you best friend just in different colors. This is really getting out of control.

She's Getting Pudgy:




Hilary Duff was spotted for the second day in a row at Papoos Hot Dog Stand in Toluca Lake yesterday. She's looking a hot mess with the boots, cutoffs, no bra and her shirt is practically falling off. I have to say, her almost-upshort shots were much hotter.

At Least He's Winning Something:

Spencer recently made his way onto the Top 10 Reality TV Villains list per a survey conducted by TV Guide. They said, "As half of the unholy union that is Speidi, Spencer never misses a chance to pimp his 'romance' with Heidi Montag -- or publicly trash her ex-BFF, Lauren Conrad.” The list, as it appears in the June 23rd issue, is as follows:

Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, "The Apprentice"
Jonathan Baker, "The Amazing Race"
Jonny Fairplay, "Survivor: Pearl Islands"
Puck, "The Real World: San Francisco"
Trish Schneider, "The Bachelor"
Lisa Fernandes, "Top Chef: Chicago"
Spencer Pratt, "The Hills"
Wendy Pepper, "Project Runway"
Ramona Singer, "The Real Housewives of New York City"
Lisa D’Amato, "America's Next Top Model"

He's pretty much a worthless peice of $hit in my eyes.

If This Gets Physical I Call Referee:





So apparently Holly Madison is trying to run the mansion because she is Hef's Numero Uno Slut-Bag. Kendra Wilkinson...the young, perky, cute blond (okay, the one with the annoying laugh)...is fed up with Holly's ways. E!'s production crew is supposedly having a hard time filming the girls together as they can't seem to stop fighting. Bridgette is playing nuetral on this one and is staying out of it. Wow...maybe she is the smart one?

I threw up those pics because I believe that is is every guy's fantasy for girls to go grocery shopping in that outfit. If my boobs looked like that, I would too.

She Seriously Looks Like A Pin-Up Model:





She looks freaking amazing and I am jealous. She's rocking some new ink on her arm, but I couldn't find a clear pic of what it actually says. I will be on the lookout because I am kinda interested in what would make this perfect woman permanently mar her body.

And She Kissed A Girl:


There is very little in my life that keeps me smiling. More often than not alcohol and music top my list daily and some how I end up at a bar at 5:31. Pandora has been failing me lately (something about Patsy Cline showing up on my Panic station is not kosher). My new fav thing is Katy Perry. I know I've posted about her in the past and I am going to keep posting because I am a girl in love with a girl. She is amazing and today her CD is available. So go forth and purchase.

Check out Thinking Of You...

A Sneak Peek At Next Month's GQ Cover With Gisele:

Supermodel/actress Gisele Bundchen takes it all off -- strategically -- for the cameras in the new issue of GQ, on newsstands June 24, and we have a sneak peek!

"This is exactly how I would describe my work: I get there, I put on the clothes, I leave it on the hangar, and I go home," says the matter-of-fact model. "And that's what I do."

In her revealing Q&A, the Brazilian beauty and former "Victoria's Secret" body opens up about everything from pro football boyfriend TOM BRADY ("He really, genuinely doesn't have a bad bone in his body") to the craziest rumors about ex LEONARDO DiCAPRIO that she's ever heard (as in, reports of her despondently cutting off all her hair after her break-up with the 'Titanic' star are "ridiculous").

As for the dog-eat-dog modeling industry, she comments, "When you are out there with the wolves, you have to play with the wolves, you know?"

No shocker here, she looks amazing without any pants on!

WTF Happened To SNL Star Kristen Wiig's Face?:



This Is What She Used To Look Like Before The Disaster:



OK. Where do we start here? The top photo of SNL cast member Kristen Wiig was snapped yesterday at LAX where photogs noticed she was trying to hide her face. The second photo is what she looked like before some sort of Hurricane Katrina-like disaster attacked her face. She has two black eyes, her face is swollen and she's shinier than a glow worm which leads me to believe she had plastic surgery of some kind. A face lift? Saturday Night Live is back this week with Tina Fey and Carrie Underwood but Kristen isn't planning on going on television with that face, is she? If it was cosmetic surgery, let's hope she nips it in the bud here and doesn't go all 'Michael Jackson' on us. To be honest, I'm scared...

Because The Whole World Hates Her:





Katherine Heigl is the new girl to hate. Well, not really, I've hated her all along and everone else is jumping on the bandwagon of 'Hate Heigl'. Anyway, she sucks at life and the world is finally noticing. Now she sucks on the beach and the world gets the awful pics to prove it.

Living Lohan Episode 4 - Now With More Lohan Siblings!



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Part 3 of 3:



Forget Lindsay...I want her brother.

WTF? Pay Me And I Will Lip Synch And It Will Be Better:


Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich (check out his 'toys' here...) offered Winehouse $2 million to give a show Thursday at the opening of his girlfriend's art gallery in Moscow.

Amy was able to get on a plane in London. A source said, when she arrived in Moscow "she was in no condition to appear."

Winehouse was due to take the stage at 10:30 p.m. at The Garage, the gallery of Abramovich's 25-year-old love, Dasha Zhukova. The singer's camp "spent two hours trying to pull her together," says the insider.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, but she was a mess on stage. She drank Coke, smooked cigarettes and was playing with her little dress...which revealed to fans that she wasn't wearing any panties.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."


There is just way to much to say about this one. I just don't get it...if two million dollars per hour is not going to sober her up then what will?

And She Didn't Even Give Us Any Upskirt:






Hilary was spotted leaving Foxtail last night in these super short shorts. All the paps were hoping for some upskirt (umm...up-short?) shots but she managed to climb into her car and give them nothing. I can't really tell if she's drunk but there not doubt that she at least had a few...no one giggles like that without some Captain in them...

Because He Thinks You're Cheap:


50 Cent told Page Six, "I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet – naked." When asked if he ever takes advantage he said, "Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50!"

Wow. He's picky with his groupies...you have to cost at least $51 to get with him. Remember that before you hide naked in his closet.

My Mom Must Have Let Her Raid The Attic:





Not only did she steal my prom dress but she forgot to do her makeup and hair before she stepped out on the red carpet. Her stylist should be shot. The only excuse I would believe is if she got drilled Billy Bob-Angelina style in the limo on the way over to the 62nd Annual Tony Awards.

No, They Didn't, But Joel's Pretty Funny:

Joel wrote a blog titled, "WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!"

Then continued the post with a few pics...

HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two......

Kudos to you, Joel Madden. You're a pretty funny guy.

You win this round...

Because There's So Much To Hate:

A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."

Can you believe that she hired a booty double for $2,000 a day? She's certifiably insane! Her a$$ is so freaking nice I would eat dessert off of it. I bet she's one of those chicks that knows she's hot and just does this stuff so her 'people' can compliment her on her flawless figure.

Brit's Cameo Is MIA:
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I love the song...but at one point, Nicole Scherzinger rips off her shoulder pads. I don't get it. All the strobe lights are bound to give some little kid a seizure. Kimberly's leg is a little extreme but I'll admit that I'm jealous I can't do that, it would be an awesome bar trick.

It's About Freaking Time Mrs. Simpson-Wentz:





She forgot her bra again but at least this time we got some tummy pictures! It's about time...I feel like she's been pregnant forever and it looks like it's only been 3 months. I will be so happy when this pregnancy is over with.

After Six Years, He Gets Off Because Of A Mole:

Kelly was charged with 14 counts of videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl, who prosecutors say was as young as 13.

The 41-year-old superstar's trial was repeatedly delayed, once because the judge seriously injured himself falling off a ladder and another time because Kelly had emergency surgery to remove his appendix.

At one point, Sam Adam Jr. referred to a defense argument made repeatedly during the trial that a mole on the singer's back proved he simply can't be the man in the video.

After displaying a freeze frame of the man's back in the video -- with no apparent mole -- Adam walked over to the defense table and placed his hand on Kelly's shoulder.

"The truth be told, there is no mole ... that means one thing," Adam told jurors, then paused and lowered his voice. "It ain't him. And if it ain't him, you can't convict."

Neither Kelly nor the alleged victim testified at trial. But as the video played Thursday, Heilengoetter told jurors the man on the tape is Kelly and that he controlled the encounter. As the sex tape played, he appeared tense, keeping his eyes on the monitor, his mouth drawn tight and his brow furrowed.

Over seven days presenting their case, prosecutors called 22 witnesses, including several childhood friends of the alleged victim and four of her relatives who identified her as the female on the video.

In two days, the Grammy winner's lawyers called 12 witnesses. They included three relatives of the alleged victim who testified they did not recognize her as the female on the tape.

So basically, after all that crap of the past six years, R. Kelly is a free man because of a mole on his back. Did anyone think to check if it was permanant marker? (Source)

It's On The Set, But This Guy Got A Handful:





She's got to be an awful actress because she looks so incredibly uncomfortable...maybe it's because she's a lesbian now and she doesn't like to kiss boys?

She Used To Be Hot, Not She's A Mutant:





Umm, WTF? She used to be smoking hot now you can barely recognize her. She kinda dropped outta site after Unhappily Ever After. What a shame.