This Is Not Tony Romo, But Dad Probably Set It Up:




This guy is grade-A douchebag material...and apparently the rock, paper, scissors champ. What an ass. And why is Jessica doing that fake pout? It's ugly. She hot when she smiles. If you're hot doing one thing, why eff it up?

Sidenote: Jess' boobs are so big but they don't touch so the sun shines through her cleavage. That's kinda weird.