Fergie, Winehouse the Mess, Old Mimi, Paris' Pooch:

Elvira...Is that you?...

Fergie at the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala looking very dark and ominous. (Source)

Amy Winehouse looking even worse...

Hanging out with friends sans the beehive. Looks like that thing not only hides her drugs, but her crazy bald spot, too. (Source)

Mariah isn't dead...

She's just hiding her aged body for fear that someone might compare it to her Vibe cover. (Source)

Paris's pups...

That's right, she went out and got another one. That takes the grand total to 18. Yup, 18 dogs at her house. I wonder if the other dogs resent Tinkerbell because she's the only dog that gets to see the light of day. (Source)