Apparently The Going Rate For A Kid Is $1Million:

[Clay Aiken] made the sensational money offer in late 2006, a close friend exclusively told The Enquirer.

The drama began when a woman who was friends with Clay discovered she was pregnant after having an affair. “The woman was a platonic but close friends of Aiken’s,” said the friend.

“She was having an affair with the husband of another of Clayton’s close women friends - and he got her prgnant.”

The sincer… was upset to see two of his female friends facing off in a potentially embarrassing scandal, according to the source. The husband told his wife about his infidelity and resulting pregnancy, “and she did not take it well,” revealed the source. Then the man stunned his wife by disclosing Aiken’s shocking $1 million baby offer.

The entertainer had good intentions, hoping his offer would be the perfect solution to a difficult problem - but it blew up in his face when the husband took offense, divulged the source.

“Clayton thought he was getting the man out of a hole, but the man was insulted. He turned him down flat. He divorced his wife and now lives with the woman he impregnated - and the two are great parents to their baby.”

Ha ha ha...that's awful. The thought of Clay Aiken buying your illegitamate child would embarass you into taking responsibility. That should be a government program.

He Got Signed On To Film An A&E Drama:

Swayze will star in the police drama The Beast alongside Aussie actor and former Tarzan star Travis Fimmel, where the Dirty Dancing star plays a veteran FBI agent teaching his rookie partner (Fimmel) the ropes.

In a statement from the network, the 55-year-old actor said: “I have searched for quite a long time to find a character that is this multi-layered, unpredictable and downright entertaining, as well as a project this current and cutting edged.”

Maybe this show will provide Swayze with some much-needed distraction from the treatments. Either that or the stress from filming will kill him.

Not To Mention A Few Other Bad Things:





She has all these people helping her and constantly surrounding her and she can't get some Proactive? I know, I know, she's had a rough year. But skin care is not that hard. Wash your face. I'll leave her hair alone this time because it really speaks for itself.

She Reminds Me Of Audrey Hepburn:



Out and about with her man in LA, Paris looks like Audrey Hepburn. She really has a classic look going, and I have nothing bad to say. She honestly looks hot. Would you believe that she has to have her shoes custom made?

She Has No Waist And Huge Boobs, I'm Jealous:





I have to admit, she's hot. I'd bang her and I would rather be the one being banged. High-five, Ronson.

I Am In Love With This Album:

Check out Katy's album preview here...

I absolutely love her music. She kinda sounds a little like Ashlee Simpson, but she actually sings her music. She had an awesome sense of humor and it shows in her lyrics. Hell, her first single is called, "I Kissed A Girl". If you really don't believe me, check out her blog here.

She's touring with Warped Tour all summer, so make sure you check her out. You won't be disappointed.

Sidenote: This song is on her album...and it deserves attention because it's effing awesome. Check it out...Mannequin...

This Is Not Tony Romo, But Dad Probably Set It Up:




This guy is grade-A douchebag material...and apparently the rock, paper, scissors champ. What an ass. And why is Jessica doing that fake pout? It's ugly. She hot when she smiles. If you're hot doing one thing, why eff it up?

Sidenote: Jess' boobs are so big but they don't touch so the sun shines through her cleavage. That's kinda weird.

She's Just "Practicing":


On kissing girls and being single...
"It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.”

On dating co-star Milo Ventimiglia...
“People are more interested in who celebrities are dating than the events going in the world. I’m not shallow. And I’m not sharing.” The actress also revealed she doesn’t care about paparazzi attention, and prefers to concentrate on her career.

On the paparazzi...
From Britain’s Glamour magazine: “I think there are some people who like that sort of attention more than others. I used to walk my dogs in my pyjamas and couldn’t have cared less, but you become paranoid and you get worried.”

Wow, way to spill your guts, Hayden. A few days ago, you were foreshadowing your rehab trip and now you are making out with girls. I bet that she one of those stars that just sits on her couch every night and if just saying this crap for attention. Get me some drunk pics and I'll believe this $h#t. I want upskirt!

Vin Diesel And Model Girlfriend Have A Baby:


Vin Diesel's model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez gave birth to a girl on April 2. I am so confused as to how he was able to keep this under the radar for so long. Oh wait, wasn't he in The Pacifier? Yea, so basically no one cares that he had a baby because his recent movies are a massive FAIL.

Paris Is Not Pregnant. I Stopped The Rumors:




She's not pregnant. She choose a horrible dress. Simple as that. That girl is way too skinny, so if you really think she's got a baby in there, you're delusional.

Because Now On MTV, Everyone Gets A Show!:

Basically, the show is supposed to be like The Hills. Whitney will be traveling coast-to-coast while working for her fashion PR firm that she landed while on The Hills.

I've talked trash on the Hills girls before. But I will be the first to admit, scripted or not, I watch The Hills like my life depends on it. They should have rehab for crappy reality tv, but they don't. So I will continue to watch my scripted reality shows imagining myself eating sushi with LC. Until that day comes, I doubt I will ever get over my addiction. Besides, they don't follow Whitney too much, so they got my attention.

Because You Will Get Thrown In Jail:

Edwin Merino was arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby-daddy in Mississippi. He is dening the charges saying he was singled out because of the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He is admitting to following the couple but is stating that he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. “The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

Who cares. Seriously. She's famous, she's 16 and she's pregnant. Does she really think she is going to be left alone?

Sidenote: Merino is the same photographer that captured Britney Spears without any panties. No pregnant upskirt this time, dude.