And It's Totally Lame:

Jamie Lynn and fiance Casey Aldridge have announced that they will be naming their baby, Emma Jean Aldridge after Jamie Lynn's grandmother.

I knew it was going to be a two-namer. That's how they roll in the south, y'all. Lame, I know, but I had to do it.

Billy Ray Can't Seem To Keep His Daughter In Line:




Is Billy Ray Cyrus the worst dad EVER? His daughter is on a mission to ruin both her career and billion dollar empire as soon as possible. Rumor has it these photos were meant to be for one of the Jonas Brothers but I don't believe it. I think someone hacked into her MySpace or something because the Jonas Brothers are way to asexual to ask Miley Cyrus for dirty photos. Plus, they're probably gay. I will now batten down the hatches and brace myself for the Jonas Brothers fan hate mail.

Have a great Memorial Day Weekend suckas! Drink lots.

Wow...They Don't Seem To Communicate Very Well:

On Paris' blog...

Also go check out my boyfriends blog at www.GoodCharlotte.com, he posted some cool pics of the first two days of shooting and him and his friends came out to support me. I love how he's always there for me, he always knows how to make me smile. Life is amazing, couldn't be happier, excited for what the future holds.

Again, thank you all for all your love and support. I'll write soon xoxo Paris

On Benji's blog that night...

Hey guys it was a long night so i am too tired to put pics up but i thought i would jump on and say hi. It went great tonight, Paris has a very funny show on her hands and Tal and a bunch of the fellas stopped by the set and hung out with me to show support.

Hmm...so they are promoting each other's online 'blogging' and yet they can't seem to communicate. Way to confuse the hell outta the fans, guys.

Set Your TiVo for Your Favs Tonight:
Check it out...All times EST

ABC-
10:00pm - 20/20 (New!)
11:30pm - Nightline (New!)
12:00am - Jimmy Kimmel Live (New!)
(with Shia LeBeouf, Niel Diamond)

CBS-
11:30pm - The Late Show with David Letterman (New!)
(with Liv Tyler)
12:30pm - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (New!)

NBC
9:00pm - Dateline (New!)
11:30pm - Late Show with Jay Leno (New!)
12:30am - Late Night with Conan O'Brien (New!)
1:30am - Last Call with Carson Daly

E!
9:00pm - True Hollywood Story (New!)
10:00pm - Soup (New!)
11:00pm - E! News (New!)
12:00am - Daily 10 (New!)
11:30pm - Chelsea Lately
12:00am - Daily Ten (New!)

Madonna Shows Cannes Her Cans, LiLo Has A 'Man':

Madonna flashes her goods at the Cannes Film Festival...



New Lesbian Couple Of The Day -
Lindsay shopping in Paris with Samantha Ronson...

She's Going To Stop Drinking Long Enough For That?:

Xtina says, “Absolutely (I want another baby). I can’t tell you when, as I’m not planning things like that. Maybe around the next tour.”

I was getting worried that she was going to loose those large baby-boobies too soon. Smart girl to take them on tour then get back to keeping them motorboat-able. Hope she can avoid the sauce long enough to have a baby, though.

He's Crying To His Mom About Serving Time:


Nick talking to his mom...

Nick Bollea: "Had I known this, I would have rather gone to trial or I would rather, you know, appeal the case or something. I can’t deal with this for eight months. It’s (Bollea’s cell) like the size of my bathroom."
Linda Bollea: "Oh!"
Nick: "No windows or nothing. Just one little top bed thing."
Linda: "Oh my God!"
Nick: "All you do is sit there and think, and there’s nothing to think about."
Linda: "We’ll get through it."
Nick: "Yeah."
Linda: "Prove to everyone you’ve learned your lesson and be more careful."

Bollea is being kept in a single cell at the Pinellas County Jail, because he is one of only two minors serving time in the adult facility. On the phone, he cries often and is comforted by his mother Linda.

Wait...he seriously believes that he has nothing to think about? Maybe that's why he is doing time. Such a shame that your cell is small and the food sucks. Deal with it, rich kid. At least Mommy Hogan is trying to make him 'learn his lesson'.

Uma Thurman Shows Off Her Goods At The Beach:





She hasn't done a decent movie since Kill Bill but Uma Thurman is still in decent shape for being damn near 40 years old. I think we all could have done without the last image of her bending over but I just had to post it. She's so desperate to be on camera she bought some cheap video camera and sought out to make her own. Way to go, loser.

Brit Makes Deal With George Maloof For $10mil:

Brit Brit met with George Maloof, owner of The Palms in Vegas, on Tuesday night to discuss "business."

“She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.”

"The master at what she does"? Does having babies, mental breakdowns, getting fat and losing custody count, too? She's really good at that stuff. I can't wait to see this show in Vegas. This is only going to get more and more interesting as time passes...like the rest of her life.

Some Fan Thought Lindsay Was Courtney:

Someone told the Bunny that while LiLo was having lunch in LA yesterday, some fan ran up to her screaming, "Courtney, Courtney!" According to the source, the whacko fan thought Lindsay was crazy rocker chick, Courtney Love. Not cool when you start getting mistaken for her.

On The Set Of Her Newest Flick:



Cameron has gone bald for her newest project, My Sister's Keeper. Abigail Breslin will be staring with her. "Cam plays the mother of a cancer-stricken girl, who shaves her head in support of her sick daughter, played by Sofia Vassilieva. Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin co-stars as a younger sibling who was conceived as a bone marrow match for her sick sister."

Unfortunately for those of us who hate Diaz because she's hot and talented and all the reasons that the un-cool gals hate the popular ladies...she didn't really shave her head. The leggy blonde is wearing a bald cap.

She Cries...People Don't Seem To Care:

Naomi was all smiles and glamour when she turned up to celebrate her 38th birthday in Cannes last night, thrown by her designer mates Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana. But by around 3am this morning, after returning to P Diddy’s boat for a VIP party, Naomi was seen running to her car with tears streaming down her face. The reason for her little tantrum is still unclear, however Diddy and the model are known to have a history of confrontation. According to reports last year — at Jermaine Dupri’s Grammy after party in LA — Diddy shouted at Naomi in the middle of the party, leaving her shocked and upset.

Poor thing. She had no one to beat the crap out of so she had to resort to crying. It sucks being rich and beautiful, doesn't it?