My Job Depends On Her Drinking, She Wants Me Fired:

"When I was 18, I had a few glasses of Alcopop--they're bubblegummy drinks with a bit of alcohol--and it was gross," Lewis says. "I've tasted champagne, which is gross. And I tasted wine, which I don't like. I might be quite boring."

Everytime some poptart says this $h#t they always end up with an upskirt shot a week later. It's only a matter of time, Leona, before you are sucked into my world and I'll be waiting. Don't worry, this quote will be plastered next to a big picture of your nipple.

Or She Is Just A Druggie, Either Way, Ew:





I get that she's an awesome artist. I get that there is someone for everyone. But are you effing kidding me? Someone actually finds this whack job attractive? I have never in my life seen so many unflatering pictures of one person in my life. She even trumps Brit.

Why Does This Not Surprise Me:




I get that new mothers always want to go out, but this is getting a little insane. She goes out with hubby at least once or twice a week and is pictured getting wrecked. She's practically making out with her friend.

Danity Kane, Eat Your Hearts Out:




I have to say, she's really the hottest one in the group. But I don't really get these high fashion pics...and I never will. She's hot. In my mind, you should just slap on whatever has the least amount of fabric to it and take a few quick pics. It's a pretty simple concept that seems to work every time.

Well, His Ashes At Least, Considering He's Dead:


Someone jacked Kurt's ashes from Love's house...

This is not the first report of theft of Kurt’s belongings from Love. Recently Love filled out a complaint that somebody had stolen Cobain’s social security number and embezzled a lot of money from the late singers estate and now this. Courtney said: "I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”

She has stated in the past that she would hide the ashes inside of a pink teddy bear shaped bag along with some of his hair. "I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

While that's the ultimate eBay item...that really effing sucks. I actually have some sympathy for Courtney...

He Didn't Roll Doubles, Must Wait For Next Turn:

Lawyers for Nick Bollea filed a motion today requesting that the 17-year-old be released from solitary confinement and placed into a program that would give him the same treatment as anyone else with the same sentence.

According to the motion, filed in Florida’s Pinellas County Court, Nick, is wrongfully being held in solitary confinement for up to 17 hours a day.

“Nick’s current confinement in maximum security was not appropriate based on their evaluation of Nick, the circumstances of his offense, and Nick’s lack of any prior criminal record,” his lawyer’s claim.

“Treating a minor in this manner is simply unwarranted,” says Morris Weinberg. “We are only asking the court to make available to Nick what anyone else in his situation would have available to them, and also to respect the Bollea family’s privacy.”

Oh geesh. I think he's just so used to all the reality tv cameras around him and now he's lonely. Grow some balls, mini-Hogan. People go to jail all the time. $h#t, Paris did it without to much complaint.

Here's The Second Episode Of LL. Now With More Drama!:



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Part 3 of 3:



I have to tell you as much as I don't like the Lohans...I am totally hooked on this stupid show.

At Least She Shaved:



Last night at the Movie Awards, Lilo gave the crowd of photogs way more than they bargained for. I don't know why people think she's hot. Too many freckles on those pale legs.

It's Simple But She Just Doesn't Get It:

Academy Award winning actress Tatum O'Neal was arrested after trying to buy crack cocaine in lower Manhattan a few blocks from her home.

Around 7:30pm last night, Tatum was spotted making a deal and was promptly arrested and taken to jail. Note: she has lost her marriage and kids to drugs and made a big deal about coming clean. She claims it was for a role, but that's a lie.

She’s being charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and will be arraigned today.

What a moron. Go to rehab. Get clean. It's not rocket science to know that you have a problem.

She Can't Drink So She'll Just Complain For Now:

And in a recent interview, Miss Panettiere made it known that she’s none too keen on the drinking age in America. She told press, “I can buy porn or kill someone in war but I can’t have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things.”

She continued, “That’s why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That’s so cool.”

That's what everyone says when they are under 21. Too bad, Hayden. You have some more time...it will come and then you can join the ranks of young Hollywood rehab-ers.

He's Growing Up Big And Strong, No More Evens Stevens:






This is definately not the Shia that was on Disney. He's such a hottie. I saw that kiss from Disturbia on the Movie Awards last night...and I couldn't help but wish he was making out with me. OMG...I am in love.

Sidenote: He started filming Transformers 2 today.

Check Out The Hotties At The Movie Awards Last Night:
Sarah Jessica Parker arriving...



Lauren Conrad is hot in blue...



Ellen Page is still the girl next door...



Anne Hathaway shows some legs...



Megan Fox is hot in two dresses...



The MTV Movie Awards were awesome. To check out the whole thing...click here.

Check out who won...
Best Female Performance - Ellen Page, Juno
Best Fight - Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet, Never Back Down
Best Summer Movie So Far - Iron Man
Best Male Performance - Will Smith, I am Legend
Best Comedic Performance - Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Breakthrough Performance - Zac Efron, Hairspray
Best Villian - Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Best Kiss - Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman, Step Up 2 the Streets
Best Movie - Transformers