At Least That's What Jennifer Is Saying:


Aniston's friends have said...

She can't stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage. Only now, in John's arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense.

Wow. Really? I guess I'd believe it. More often than not the guys that are the best in bed are the ones you'd never see it coming from...ahem...no pun intended. But for reals, it's always the skinny rocker dude with tattoos that really can blow your mind between the sheets. Not that I'm speaking from experience...

Jennifer Aniston Poolside With John Mayer Yesterday:





I'm not a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston - mostly because she tried to sue me for everything that I'm not worth about a year ago. Apparently, Ms. Aniston doesn't like when you post topless photos of her for the world to see so she sent her attack dogs after me full force. Being the hardcore celebrity blogger that I am, I took the photos down and begged for her forgiveness. I know, I'm pathetic, but let's just say her lawyers are better than mine.

I'll get her back eventually but for now Jennifer Aniston is hanging out poolside in Miami with her new man John Mayer. This is just before a wrap party for the film she just finished with Owen Wilson called 'Marley and Me.' Judging by photo number one above, it's a bit chilly in the water. Either that or John Mayer really excites her. They should immediately drain that pool and disinfect...

Oh Man... It's Real And It's Gross:




Yup, they're together. I had to stop putting it off and post some pics. I thought maybe if I ignored it long enough this creepy couple would not be real. My plan didn't work, dammit. I was trying to think of good names for the new couple. Right now it's between 'Mayerston' and 'Animayer'... I'm no good at this $h#t.