And He Gives Them A Break At $10 Million:


Neverland Ranch was going to be auctioned off at the end of this week after Jacko defaulted on payments because he's got less money than an un-wed teenage mother. A new real estate firm purchased the mortgage and is in the process of working out a new payment plan with Michael... maybe he can trade Beatles songs for rent? Desperate to sell the property, he has offered it to the Beckham's at a low price of $10million.

I hope they don't do it. I bet they will find some creepy closet full of Macaulay Culkin penis pictures...or worse yet, Jacko penis pictures. Ew...

Beck's Beard, Ugly Heather, Kim's DD, Denise Showers:
Beckham's ugly facial hair...

Wolverine...is that you? (Source)

Heather Locklear in Hawaii...

Worst. Picture. Ever. (Source)

Kim Kardashian shows off the girls...

That dress not only needs ironing, but it's from last season at Express. Doesn't she own a boutique with her sisters? (Source)

Denise Richards in the shower...

Filming her new reality show, Denise shows off a bod that all women envy. (Source)

Salma Hayek "The Bearded Lady"...

Salma Hayek sported some serious facial hair playing the bearded lady on the set of Cirque du Freak in New Orleans last week. (Source)