Beck's Beard, Ugly Heather, Kim's DD, Denise Showers:
Beckham's ugly facial hair...

Wolverine...is that you? (Source)

Heather Locklear in Hawaii...

Worst. Picture. Ever. (Source)

Kim Kardashian shows off the girls...

That dress not only needs ironing, but it's from last season at Express. Doesn't she own a boutique with her sisters? (Source)

Denise Richards in the shower...

Filming her new reality show, Denise shows off a bod that all women envy. (Source)

Salma Hayek "The Bearded Lady"...

Salma Hayek sported some serious facial hair playing the bearded lady on the set of Cirque du Freak in New Orleans last week. (Source)