Get Pretty, Ladies, Clooney Is On The Prowl:

“George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

I called this one. God I am so freaking good. All he's looking for is a hot piece of a$$ to hang on his arm for a few months. I am totally volunteering.