Kelly Osbourne Drunk At Club Mahiki This Morning:

With pals Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse out of town, it was left forKelly Osbourne to fly the flag for the Caners crew all on her own.

And boy did she she put in a good effort.

The wildchild daughter of rocker Ozzylooked totally smashed as she stumbled out of Mahiki at 2am this morning.

After watching the band Lightspeed Champion perform at Koko, fun-loving Kelly hopped across town to the Polynesian night-spot - a favourite with PRINCES WILLIAM and HARRY - for a mid-week bender.

She was so tanked that she nearly gave the world a sneak peek at her goods! The world would have never been the same. Rumor has it, she was drinking 'Treasure Chests' and whatever the hell those are they must be strong. They should name drinks after these lush-prone ladies. The Kelly Osbourne could be a vodka tonic (mostly vodka) and the Amy Winehousewould be tequila... and heroin. I'll take two of each.