Get Pretty, Ladies, Clooney Is On The Prowl:

“George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

I called this one. God I am so freaking good. All he's looking for is a hot piece of a$$ to hang on his arm for a few months. I am totally volunteering.

As Told by Girlfriend, Sarah Larson:

On the paparrazzi...

“That only happens when I'm with George,” Sarah tells Extra. “If I'm by myself, I seem to get away so far. I really like my privacy, so having it unearthed is a little different!”

On the rumor mill...

“I just came to the realization that some people are just going to say stuff and you just have to brush it off I guess!" Sarah says. "I try not to pay attention to most of the gossipy rumors.”

(Source)

So a year ago, this lucky b*tch was cocktailing in Las Vegas and was once a contestant on Fear Factor. Now she is dating the world's most eligable bachelor. WTF? How is this fair?

The only reason that she gets away with not being noticed by the pap is because no one cares about her, they care about who George is doing and it just so happens to be her. Without him, she's a nobody and I bet she knows it.

Reality Check: welcome back to anonimity, girlie.

Side Note: The pair have not been seen together in public since the premiere of George's Leatherheads on March 31st. Sweet...maybe there is hope for the rest of us.