He Didn't Roll Doubles, Must Wait For Next Turn:

Lawyers for Nick Bollea filed a motion today requesting that the 17-year-old be released from solitary confinement and placed into a program that would give him the same treatment as anyone else with the same sentence.

According to the motion, filed in Florida’s Pinellas County Court, Nick, is wrongfully being held in solitary confinement for up to 17 hours a day.

“Nick’s current confinement in maximum security was not appropriate based on their evaluation of Nick, the circumstances of his offense, and Nick’s lack of any prior criminal record,” his lawyer’s claim.

“Treating a minor in this manner is simply unwarranted,” says Morris Weinberg. “We are only asking the court to make available to Nick what anyone else in his situation would have available to them, and also to respect the Bollea family’s privacy.”

Oh geesh. I think he's just so used to all the reality tv cameras around him and now he's lonely. Grow some balls, mini-Hogan. People go to jail all the time. $h#t, Paris did it without to much complaint.