To Go To Church Anymore:

“I can’t really go to church any more, which is a shame.”

“People come up to me during the sermon and, of course, people watch everything I do. They take pictures on their mobile phones too.

“They are very nice, but I think God understands if I miss Sunday service.”

Poor thing. I'm sure that God totally gets that her awesome-ness prevents her from being humble as well.

Rumors Are Flying That Beyonce Is Pregnant:

The New York Post reports...

Beyonce Knowles still won't confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she'd confirm she's pregnant. But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child. "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," a source said. "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now." A rep for Beyoncé said, "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you."

Wow, her rep is being so helpful...I wonder if I can get her to send the pics to me so I can post them. What a bitch.