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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Clay Aiken Fakes Being A Dad

He Doesn't Have A Penis So They Used A Cup:
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Clay Aiken joins the ranks as the next celebrity parent. As untypical as Hollywood parenting is, this one takes the cake. The baby's mother in Jaymes Foster, a record producer and friend of Aiken's. She is due in August. She was artificially inseminated and apparently Clay will be around to play daddy and will be helping to raise the child.

My first thought was, finally there is confirmation that Clay is really a man and not a body double for Tilda Swinton. And a straight man, to boot! But no, I was wrong. He can't get it up for the ladies, so he splooged in a cup.

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