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Naomi's Hair Is Boycotting Her

2008-06-18T15:09:00.005-04:00

She's A Lunatic And NOTHING Wants To Be Around Her:

A source told The London Paper (via Showbiz Spy), "Suddenly Naomi flipped and started swinging her arms about manically. No one could work out what was wrong with her. She was shouting and screaming as her friends desperately tried to get her into the car. She was ranting incomprehensibly."

She's lost her mind and now she's losing her hair. She's not that pretty anyway, so this just doesn't help her out.

Angelina Planning More Adoptions

2008-06-18T12:55:00.004-04:00

I Think Angie Will Save The World One Baby At A Time:

An insider tells OK! "Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years. They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall."

Reportedly Angelina has turned her sister-in-law to the idea as well and the two women plan on adopting babies at the same time from the same orphanage. It's kinda like getting the same shirt as you best friend just in different colors. This is really getting out of control.

Hilary Likes Hotdogs In The AM

2008-06-18T11:17:00.006-04:00

She's Getting Pudgy:

Hilary Duff was spotted for the second day in a row at Papoos Hot Dog Stand in Toluca Lake yesterday. She's looking a hot mess with the boots, cutoffs, no bra and her shirt is practically falling off. I have to say, her almost-upshort shots were much hotter.

Spencer Is Worst Reality Villian

2008-06-18T10:55:00.004-04:00

At Least He's Winning Something:

Spencer recently made his way onto the Top 10 Reality TV Villains list per a survey conducted by TV Guide. They said, "As half of the unholy union that is Speidi, Spencer never misses a chance to pimp his 'romance' with Heidi Montag -- or publicly trash her ex-BFF, Lauren Conrad.” The list, as it appears in the June 23rd issue, is as follows:

Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, "The Apprentice"
Jonathan Baker, "The Amazing Race"
Jonny Fairplay, "Survivor: Pearl Islands"
Puck, "The Real World: San Francisco"
Trish Schneider, "The Bachelor"
Lisa Fernandes, "Top Chef: Chicago"
Spencer Pratt, "The Hills"
Wendy Pepper, "Project Runway"
Ramona Singer, "The Real Housewives of New York City"
Lisa D’Amato, "America's Next Top Model"

He's pretty much a worthless peice of $hit in my eyes.

The Playboy Bunnies Are Fighting

2008-06-17T16:56:00.009-04:00

If This Gets Physical I Call Referee:

So apparently Holly Madison is trying to run the mansion because she is Hef's Numero Uno Slut-Bag. Kendra Wilkinson...the young, perky, cute blond (okay, the one with the annoying laugh)...is fed up with Holly's ways. E!'s production crew is supposedly having a hard time filming the girls together as they can't seem to stop fighting. Bridgette is playing nuetral on this one and is staying out of it. Wow...maybe she is the smart one?

I threw up those pics because I believe that is is every guy's fantasy for girls to go grocery shopping in that outfit. If my boobs looked like that, I would too.

Heidi Klum Got New Ink

2008-06-17T15:19:00.003-04:00

She Seriously Looks Like A Pin-Up Model:

She looks freaking amazing and I am jealous. She's rocking some new ink on her arm, but I couldn't find a clear pic of what it actually says. I will be on the lookout because I am kinda interested in what would make this perfect woman permanently mar her body.

Katy Perry Rocks My Socks

2008-06-17T12:03:00.006-04:00

And She Kissed A Girl:

There is very little in my life that keeps me smiling. More often than not alcohol and music top my list daily and some how I end up at a bar at 5:31. Pandora has been failing me lately (something about Patsy Cline showing up on my Panic station is not kosher). My new fav thing is Katy Perry. I know I've posted about her in the past and I am going to keep posting because I am a girl in love with a girl. She is amazing and today her CD is available. So go forth and purchase.

Check out Thinking Of You...

Gisele Bundchen With No Pants

2008-06-17T11:00:00.004-04:00

A Sneak Peek At Next Month's GQ Cover With Gisele:

Supermodel/actress Gisele Bundchen takes it all off -- strategically -- for the cameras in the new issue of GQ, on newsstands June 24, and we have a sneak peek!

"This is exactly how I would describe my work: I get there, I put on the clothes, I leave it on the hangar, and I go home," says the matter-of-fact model. "And that's what I do."

In her revealing Q&A, the Brazilian beauty and former "Victoria's Secret" body opens up about everything from pro football boyfriend TOM BRADY ("He really, genuinely doesn't have a bad bone in his body") to the craziest rumors about ex LEONARDO DiCAPRIO that she's ever heard (as in, reports of her despondently cutting off all her hair after her break-up with the 'Titanic' star are "ridiculous").

As for the dog-eat-dog modeling industry, she comments, "When you are out there with the wolves, you have to play with the wolves, you know?"

No shocker here, she looks amazing without any pants on!

SNL Star's Face Is Falling Off

2008-06-17T10:37:00.006-04:00

WTF Happened To SNL Star Kristen Wiig's Face?:

This Is What She Used To Look Like Before The Disaster:

OK. Where do we start here? The top photo of SNL cast member Kristen Wiig was snapped yesterday at LAX where photogs noticed she was trying to hide her face. The second photo is what she looked like before some sort of Hurricane Katrina-like disaster attacked her face. She has two black eyes, her face is swollen and she's shinier than a glow worm which leads me to believe she had plastic surgery of some kind. A face lift? Saturday Night Live is back this week with Tina Fey and Carrie Underwood but Kristen isn't planning on going on television with that face, is she? If it was cosmetic surgery, let's hope she nips it in the bud here and doesn't go all 'Michael Jackson' on us. To be honest, I'm scared...

Katherine Heigl Is The New Hitler

2008-06-16T14:31:00.004-04:00

Because The Whole World Hates Her:

Katherine Heigl is the new girl to hate. Well, not really, I've hated her all along and everone else is jumping on the bandwagon of 'Hate Heigl'. Anyway, she sucks at life and the world is finally noticing. Now she sucks on the beach and the world gets the awful pics to prove it.

Watch Living Lohan Episode 4

2008-06-16T10:51:00.004-04:00

Living Lohan Episode 4 - Now With More Lohan Siblings!

Part 2 of 3:

Part 3 of 3:

Forget Lindsay...I want her brother.

Amy Can't Stop For $2M An Hour

2008-06-16T10:26:00.006-04:00

WTF? Pay Me And I Will Lip Synch And It Will Be Better:

Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich (check out his 'toys' here...) offered Winehouse $2 million to give a show Thursday at the opening of his girlfriend's art gallery in Moscow.

Amy was able to get on a plane in London. A source said, when she arrived in Moscow "she was in no condition to appear."

Winehouse was due to take the stage at 10:30 p.m. at The Garage, the gallery of Abramovich's 25-year-old love, Dasha Zhukova. The singer's camp "spent two hours trying to pull her together," says the insider.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, but she was a mess on stage. She drank Coke, smooked cigarettes and was playing with her little dress...which revealed to fans that she wasn't wearing any panties.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."

There is just way to much to say about this one. I just don't get it...if two million dollars per hour is not going to sober her up then what will?

Hilary Duff In Short Shorts & Glitter

2008-06-16T10:11:00.004-04:00

And She Didn't Even Give Us Any Upskirt:

Hilary was spotted leaving Foxtail last night in these super short shorts. All the paps were hoping for some upskirt (umm...up-short?) shots but she managed to climb into her car and give them nothing. I can't really tell if she's drunk but there not doubt that she at least had a few...no one giggles like that without some Captain in them...

50 Cent Does Not Want You Naked

2008-06-16T09:56:00.005-04:00

Because He Thinks You're Cheap:

50 Cent told Page Six, "I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet – naked." When asked if he ever takes advantage he said, "Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50!"

Wow. He's picky with his groupies...you have to cost at least $51 to get with him. Remember that before you hide naked in his closet.

Marisa Tomei Stole My Prom Dress

2008-06-15T20:50:00.003-04:00

My Mom Must Have Let Her Raid The Attic:

Not only did she steal my prom dress but she forgot to do her makeup and hair before she stepped out on the red carpet. Her stylist should be shot. The only excuse I would believe is if she got drilled Billy Bob-Angelina style in the limo on the way over to the 62nd Annual Tony Awards.

Joel And Nicole Got Married?

2008-06-15T18:48:00.007-04:00

No, They Didn't, But Joel's Pretty Funny:

Joel wrote a blog titled, "WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!"

Then continued the post with a few pics...

HAHA. JUST KIDDING.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two......

Kudos to you, Joel Madden. You're a pretty funny guy.

You win this round...

Kate Beckinsale Hates Her Butt

2008-06-15T18:31:00.003-04:00

Because There's So Much To Hate:

A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."

Can you believe that she hired a booty double for $2,000 a day? She's certifiably insane! Her a$$ is so freaking nice I would eat dessert off of it. I bet she's one of those chicks that knows she's hot and just does this stuff so her 'people' can compliment her on her flawless figure.

Pussycat Dolls Video Finally Done

2008-06-14T08:17:00.003-04:00

Brit's Cameo Is MIA:
Check it out...

I love the song...but at one point, Nicole Scherzinger rips off her shoulder pads. I don't get it. All the strobe lights are bound to give some little kid a seizure. Kimberly's leg is a little extreme but I'll admit that I'm jealous I can't do that, it would be an awesome bar trick.

Ashlee Finally Has A Baby Bump

2008-06-13T23:32:00.005-04:00

It's About Freaking Time Mrs. Simpson-Wentz:

She forgot her bra again but at least this time we got some tummy pictures! It's about time...I feel like she's been pregnant forever and it looks like it's only been 3 months. I will be so happy when this pregnancy is over with.

R. Kelly Aquited Of All 14 Counts

2008-06-13T15:33:00.006-04:00

After Six Years, He Gets Off Because Of A Mole:

Kelly was charged with 14 counts of videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl, who prosecutors say was as young as 13.

The 41-year-old superstar's trial was repeatedly delayed, once because the judge seriously injured himself falling off a ladder and another time because Kelly had emergency surgery to remove his appendix.

At one point, Sam Adam Jr. referred to a defense argument made repeatedly during the trial that a mole on the singer's back proved he simply can't be the man in the video.

After displaying a freeze frame of the man's back in the video -- with no apparent mole -- Adam walked over to the defense table and placed his hand on Kelly's shoulder.

"The truth be told, there is no mole ... that means one thing," Adam told jurors, then paused and lowered his voice. "It ain't him. And if it ain't him, you can't convict."

Neither Kelly nor the alleged victim testified at trial. But as the video played Thursday, Heilengoetter told jurors the man on the tape is Kelly and that he controlled the encounter. As the sex tape played, he appeared tense, keeping his eyes on the monitor, his mouth drawn tight and his brow furrowed.

Over seven days presenting their case, prosecutors called 22 witnesses, including several childhood friends of the alleged victim and four of her relatives who identified her as the female on the video.

In two days, the Grammy winner's lawyers called 12 witnesses. They included three relatives of the alleged victim who testified they did not recognize her as the female on the tape.

So basically, after all that crap of the past six years, R. Kelly is a free man because of a mole on his back. Did anyone think to check if it was permanant marker? (Source)

LiLo Got Felt Up By Some Dude

2008-06-13T13:33:00.004-04:00

It's On The Set, But This Guy Got A Handful:

She's got to be an awful actress because she looks so incredibly uncomfortable...maybe it's because she's a lesbian now and she doesn't like to kiss boys?

What Happened To Nikki Cox?

2008-06-13T11:10:00.004-04:00

She Used To Be Hot, Not She's A Mutant:

Umm, WTF? She used to be smoking hot now you can barely recognize her. She kinda dropped outta site after Unhappily Ever After. What a shame.

Adriana Lima Is Getting Laid Now

2008-06-13T10:01:00.007-04:00

She Claims Virginity And Now She's Gonna Get A$$:

Adriana's boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric, asked her to be his wife last night. Her spokesperson told People, "He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love."

Her guy is ugly. She could have done better. Congrats either way.

Lily Allen Forgot Her Bra, Too

2008-06-12T19:47:00.003-04:00

And Her Nails Are An Ugly-A$$ Color:

I give up. It's like some weirdo went through Hollywood and stole everyone's bras. I just don't get it. Unless they're perky why would you put yourself out there like that?

Wentz Kinda Admits To Twins

2008-06-12T19:28:00.006-04:00

Either That Or He Has A Stuttering Problem:

While being interviewed on Pheonix' Johnjay & Rich show Pete admitted to Ashlee being pregnant with twins. "We've been keeping a book so far, like a journal for them- for.. for them when- uhh... when they're born" followed by a nervous laugh.

Click here to listen to the podcast and judge for yourself...

Not only is it cool to be young and pregnant, but twins is the new accessary for the summer. Damn those fertile celebrities.

Rihanna Gives Good Face In Luire

2008-06-12T16:36:00.003-04:00

Sorry, Madonna, I Stole Your Line, But She Does:

I don't mind the blue nails so much, I just don't get why they are so long. It's gross looking. Like that chick at the grocery story that can't type with her fingers because her nails are 10 inches long.

Amy's Hair Is Trying To Jump Ship

2008-06-12T14:17:00.005-04:00

It Has A Life Of It's Own And It's Running Away:

I bet she has hubby Blake hiding in there. Either that or she's a secret agent and all her cool Go-Go Gadget gear is chilling out in her hive and the druggie thing is just a cover up. Her scratches are really war wounds from fighting off evil...but I doubt it.

I think she's just nuts.

Angelina Likes Pregnant Sex

2008-06-12T13:35:00.005-04:00

Let's Be Honest, Who Wouldn't Like Any Sex With Him:

Angie's candid with Entertainment Weekly...

"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."

Yea, yea, yea...must be nice to be Angelina Jolie. If I were that pregnant, I would still find a way to do it with Brad Pitt...duh.

The ultimate question...how does she introduce Brad?...

"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."

I hate her.

By the way, the necklace that Angelina is wearing was actually created by Brad from a drawing by son, Maddox. What a perfect little Brady Bunch family.

Pam Anderson Is Not Amused

2008-06-12T10:22:00.006-04:00

Because Your Gifts Suck And You're Creepy:

No, she does not want your trumpet, your red carpet and your freaky fuzzy pink heart. Go away uber-fans, she is not going to show you her DDD's...

Amy Winehouse Dealers Charged

2008-06-12T10:05:00.003-04:00

Because It's All Their Fault She's A F*#k Up:

A couple has been charged with conspiracy to supply drugs to Amy Winehouse following a sensational video obtained by The Sun.

The Back to Black star, 24, is seen smoking crack on the film, but escaped charges as there was no proof of what types of substance were abused.

John Blagrove, 34, and Cara Burton, 22, both of Queensbridge Road, Dalston, east London, have been charged with two counts of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs, namely cocaine and MDMA, Scotland Yard said.

That's it...cut off her supplies and she is will definately get better. Good thinking.

Maybe Brit Got Too Much Botox?

2008-06-11T19:55:00.007-04:00

Prolly Not, But She Has A Creepy Facial Expression:

What the hell. Her face is the same in every one of these pics and her pupils are the size of dinner plates. Is Mel drugging her or did she just get too much botox and lost all control of her facial expressions? Seriously, she looks like that 'I Like Turtles' kid...

Jamie Lynn Is Having A Bastard

2008-06-11T16:22:00.004-04:00

Because Her Wedding Is Officially Off:

From July 23rd issue of Star...

"Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner," a source tells Star. "And now she's called off their wedding plans."

Despite reports that the couple bought a house near Jamie Lynn's hometown of Kentwood, La,. Star has learned that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn has moved back into Serenity, the Spears' family estate — and her dad, Jamie Spears, has flown from sister Britney's side in L.A. to be there for his younger daughter.

"Jamie Lynn, Jamie and her mom are all staying at Serenity right now," a second insider reveals. "They've been busy decorating the baby nursery."

Casey, 19, is "in and out," the second insider says. But despite the couple's frequent trips to Wal-Mart, their relationship is seriously strained — and it's been the talk of the town.

Well...duh.

Jason Statham Is Effing Hot

2008-06-11T14:45:00.006-04:00

OMG, I'm In Love:
Check out the trailer for Transporter 3...

Plus d'infos sur ce film

Here's some old eye candy just for kicks...

The movie looks pretty bad 'cause they're really stretching plot lines...but you can't go wrong with all those shirtless clips in the trailer. I'll be there.

Elizabeth Hurley Has No Neck

2008-06-11T14:00:00.004-04:00

And She's Good At Obscene Gestures:

Elizabeth Hurley looks like an angry turtle with something up its butt. At least her hair grew back.

Lauren Conrad Kicked Audrina Out

2008-06-11T09:59:00.005-04:00

Leaks From Season 4 Of The Hills:

Audrina Patridge reportedly had a note taped to the door to her guest house in which she was being asked to leave by her two roommates Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth.

Audrina and LC had a falling out when LC came home to a photo shoot Audrina was hosting for OK! Magazine. LC got pissed and "very, very, very mad" (Audrina's description) because she had promised exclusive photos of their backyard to some other magazine.

Audrina told OK!, "Now she thinks I'm sneaky and shady for doing this photo shoot, yet she and her team knew about it. She won't let it go."

This is ruining season 4 for me. Damn those girls and their awesomely addictive crappy reality show!

Pregnant Ashlee Forgot Her Bra

2008-06-11T09:46:00.004-04:00

These Celebs Need To Go To Victoria's Secret ASAP:

If I had perky, pregnant 20-something-year-old boobies like her I would forget my bra, too. Pete is a lucky man-woman.

Star Jones Has Some Nasty Legs

2008-06-10T17:37:00.003-04:00

Star Jones Should Stay Far, Far Away From The Beach:

Let's Zoom In With The Super Strength Bunny Cam:

Ugh. Sorry about that whole 'Bunny Cam' thing. It looks like some of Star Jones fat was tipped off about the impending stomach stapling operation and it formed a separatist colony on the back of her ass. I'm sure Star would call me a jerk for that last line if she could get it all out in one sentence without all those bizarre air gasping noises. Please excuse me while I vomit profusely.

Montag Is Retarded At The ATM

2008-06-10T12:39:00.003-04:00

What A Moron. Who Poses In Front Of The ATM?:

Why didn't she even put the receipt into her pocket? She's holding at least a few hundred...I would have distracted her with my flash then taken the money. She probably would have walked right back up to the ATM and taken more out. She's worth about $3 million right now, which is just effing ridiculous.

Drunk Shia Gets B*tch Slapped

2008-06-10T10:21:00.006-04:00

Oh Man, This One's Rough...:
Check out a drunk Shia getting slapped around...NSFW

Wow...he's pretty drunk. It kinda reminds of me freshman year in college. Now we start the countdown timer to measure how long it takes before he apologizes to the gay community for saying 'faggot'. Lindsay Lohan must be so pissed off right now! Seriously, if the gay rights community gets a hold of this, it could end up affecting DVD sales of Indiana Jones and no one wants that. My money says he apologizes in the next 24 hours.

Ready, set, go.

Locklear Gave Me The Shocker

2008-06-10T09:35:00.003-04:00

Is That Really As Gross As It Sounded?:

I debated posting these pics, but when I saw Heather giving the shocker, it had to be done. I am not sure who is weirder...Heather or Denise. Now I know why Richie is not with either of them.

Topanga Kisses Girls And Blogs

2008-06-10T09:19:00.005-04:00

No, Seriously, Here Are The Pics:

"Moving on, I understand that some “controversial” pictures of me have surfaced online recently and I just want to apologize to anyone who was offended by them. They were taken awhile ago, while I was out with my friends and we had a little too much to drink and we were goofing off and maybe we took it a little too far but these were private pictures that were stolen from me.I want to make sure that you guys don’t make the same mistakes that I have in the past, so please learn from me and use these lessons to help you all become better people."

Mr. Feeney would be so upset.

Tori Spelling Finally Gave Birth

2008-06-10T09:05:00.003-04:00

I Am So Sick Of These Babies And Pregnant Hot Celebs:

So I was watching this show in E! last night, "Going Postal: 15 Most Shocking Acts of Violence" because I wanted to brush up on my mass killing techniques. They only way to succeed is to see how others failed. Anyway, I'm watching away and they stopped the show with an E! news alert because Tori Spelling pushed a kid out. Congrats, Tori...you stole another woman's hubby had two kids with him in 14months. Awesome. You really did live out the true life 90210.

Denise Richards' Naked Spray Tan

2008-06-09T16:04:00.004-04:00

Her New Show Involves Nakedness And Cursing:
Check out this clip of her spray tan...

What a f*#king psycho...she's still hot though.

Watch Living With Lohan Episode 3

2008-06-09T14:40:00.004-04:00

Here's The Third Episode Of LL. Ali Lohan Can't Sing:

Part 2 of 3:

Part 3 of 3:

Seriously, Ali Lohan has done the impossible. She has somehow managed to have even less talent at singing than her sister...

Jessica Alba Is Officially A MILF

2008-06-09T14:18:00.007-04:00

Welcome To Our Favorite Club, Alba:
In case you forgot what she looked like pre-pregnancy...

In case you need reminded of her pregnant body...

Well, get excited...Alba gave birth this weekend to a little girl, Honor Marie. It won't be long before she's back to that hot bod she had. Hollywood will kick in and she'll be sexier than before because her boobs will be huge (read: motorboat central).

Sidenote: No one has offered to buy the baby's first pics. Sorry, Jess...no $15mil for you.

Hayden Cut All Her Hair Off

2008-06-09T14:05:00.005-04:00

And Now She Looks Cute In A Grown-Up Way:

She realy ditched that long, high-schooler hair and went for something more mature and it paid off. I bet she's in Maxim within a month. Now she can't use her hair to hide the goods...lucky you.

Queen Latifah's Lesbian Wedding

2008-06-09T13:50:00.003-04:00

I Didn't Even Know She Was A Lesbian:

Queen Latifah is planning on getting hitched to her longtime partner, Jeannette Jenkins after the legalization of same-sex marriages.

The couple plan on tying the knot in an intimate ceremony this summer. They also plan on starting a family Rosie-style by adopting children once they say their vows.

Congrats to the happy couple...

Amy Is Racist & Hubby Is Guilty

2008-06-09T10:41:00.005-04:00

Amy And Friend Sing Racist Songs While On Drugs:

Click here to see the video that everyone is talking about...

Click here to see Blake's personal pics of his wifey...

Holy crap. She needs help.

Sidenote -
Blake Fielder-Civil, 26, is standing trial in London on charges of attacking pub landlord James King, and then conspiring with him to withdraw as a witness at the trial.

Fielder-Civil and three-co-defendants pleaded guilty last week, but a court order barred reporting the pleas because King is due to face a separate trial. Judge David Radford lifted that restriction Monday. (Source)

Clay Aiken Tried To Buy A Baby

2008-06-09T09:22:00.002-04:00

Apparently The Going Rate For A Kid Is $1Million:

[Clay Aiken] made the sensational money offer in late 2006, a close friend exclusively told The Enquirer.

The drama began when a woman who was friends with Clay discovered she was pregnant after having an affair. “The woman was a platonic but close friends of Aiken’s,” said the friend.

“She was having an affair with the husband of another of Clayton’s close women friends - and he got her prgnant.”

The sincer… was upset to see two of his female friends facing off in a potentially embarrassing scandal, according to the source. The husband told his wife about his infidelity and resulting pregnancy, “and she did not take it well,” revealed the source. Then the man stunned his wife by disclosing Aiken’s shocking $1 million baby offer.

The entertainer had good intentions, hoping his offer would be the perfect solution to a difficult problem - but it blew up in his face when the husband took offense, divulged the source.

“Clayton thought he was getting the man out of a hole, but the man was insulted. He turned him down flat. He divorced his wife and now lives with the woman he impregnated - and the two are great parents to their baby.”

Ha ha ha...that's awful. The thought of Clay Aiken buying your illegitamate child would embarass you into taking responsibility. That should be a government program.

Patrick Swayze Returns To Work

2008-06-09T09:16:00.004-04:00

He Got Signed On To Film An A&E Drama:

Swayze will star in the police drama The Beast alongside Aussie actor and former Tarzan star Travis Fimmel, where the Dirty Dancing star plays a veteran FBI agent teaching his rookie partner (Fimmel) the ropes.

In a statement from the network, the 55-year-old actor said: “I have searched for quite a long time to find a character that is this multi-layered, unpredictable and downright entertaining, as well as a project this current and cutting edged.”

Maybe this show will provide Swayze with some much-needed distraction from the treatments. Either that or the stress from filming will kill him.

Britney Spears Has Bad Skin

2008-06-07T13:34:00.003-04:00

Not To Mention A Few Other Bad Things:

She has all these people helping her and constantly surrounding her and she can't get some Proactive? I know, I know, she's had a rough year. But skin care is not that hard. Wash your face. I'll leave her hair alone this time because it really speaks for itself.

Paris Isn't Pregnant - She's Hot

2008-06-07T13:15:00.004-04:00

She Reminds Me Of Audrey Hepburn:

Out and about with her man in LA, Paris looks like Audrey Hepburn. She really has a classic look going, and I have nothing bad to say. She honestly looks hot. Would you believe that she has to have her shoes custom made?

Lilo Forgot To Wear A Bra

2008-06-06T13:50:00.005-04:00

She Has No Waist And Huge Boobs, I'm Jealous:

I have to admit, she's hot. I'd bang her and I would rather be the one being banged. High-five, Ronson.

Katy Perry Album Preview

2008-06-06T11:42:00.005-04:00

I Am In Love With This Album:

Check out Katy's album preview here...

I absolutely love her music. She kinda sounds a little like Ashlee Simpson, but she actually sings her music. She had an awesome sense of humor and it shows in her lyrics. Hell, her first single is called, "I Kissed A Girl". If you really don't believe me, check out her blog here.

She's touring with Warped Tour all summer, so make sure you check her out. You won't be disappointed.

Sidenote: This song is on her album...and it deserves attention because it's effing awesome. Check it out...Mannequin...

Jess Simpson Cozy With New Dude

2008-06-06T11:28:00.004-04:00

This Is Not Tony Romo, But Dad Probably Set It Up:

This guy is grade-A douchebag material...and apparently the rock, paper, scissors champ. What an ass. And why is Jessica doing that fake pout? It's ugly. She hot when she smiles. If you're hot doing one thing, why eff it up?

Sidenote: Jess' boobs are so big but they don't touch so the sun shines through her cleavage. That's kinda weird.

Hayden Panettiere Kisses Girls

2008-06-06T09:44:00.008-04:00

She's Just "Practicing":

On kissing girls and being single...
"It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.”

On dating co-star Milo Ventimiglia...
“People are more interested in who celebrities are dating than the events going in the world. I’m not shallow. And I’m not sharing.” The actress also revealed she doesn’t care about paparazzi attention, and prefers to concentrate on her career.

On the paparazzi...
From Britain’s Glamour magazine: “I think there are some people who like that sort of attention more than others. I used to walk my dogs in my pyjamas and couldn’t have cared less, but you become paranoid and you get worried.”

Wow, way to spill your guts, Hayden. A few days ago, you were foreshadowing your rehab trip and now you are making out with girls. I bet that she one of those stars that just sits on her couch every night and if just saying this crap for attention. Get me some drunk pics and I'll believe this $h#t. I want upskirt!

Vin Diesel & GF Have A Baby

2008-06-06T09:34:00.006-04:00

Vin Diesel And Model Girlfriend Have A Baby:

Vin Diesel's model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez gave birth to a girl on April 2. I am so confused as to how he was able to keep this under the radar for so long. Oh wait, wasn't he in The Pacifier? Yea, so basically no one cares that he had a baby because his recent movies are a massive FAIL.

Paris Isn't Pregnant But Pics Galore

2008-06-05T16:23:00.007-04:00

Paris Is Not Pregnant. I Stopped The Rumors:

She's not pregnant. She choose a horrible dress. Simple as that. That girl is way too skinny, so if you really think she's got a baby in there, you're delusional.

Whitney Port Gets 'Hills' Spinoff

2008-06-05T14:06:00.004-04:00

Because Now On MTV, Everyone Gets A Show!:

Basically, the show is supposed to be like The Hills. Whitney will be traveling coast-to-coast while working for her fashion PR firm that she landed while on The Hills.

I've talked trash on the Hills girls before. But I will be the first to admit, scripted or not, I watch The Hills like my life depends on it. They should have rehab for crappy reality tv, but they don't. So I will continue to watch my scripted reality shows imagining myself eating sushi with LC. Until that day comes, I doubt I will ever get over my addiction. Besides, they don't follow Whitney too much, so they got my attention.

No Pregnant Upskirt Of Jamie Lynn

2008-06-05T13:02:00.005-04:00

Because You Will Get Thrown In Jail:

Edwin Merino was arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby-daddy in Mississippi. He is dening the charges saying he was singled out because of the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He is admitting to following the couple but is stating that he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. “The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

Who cares. Seriously. She's famous, she's 16 and she's pregnant. Does she really think she is going to be left alone?

Sidenote: Merino is the same photographer that captured Britney Spears without any panties. No pregnant upskirt this time, dude.

Xtina Gives Excuses Then Goes Out

2008-06-05T10:04:00.006-04:00

If You See Her Out, Get Her Drunk And Send Me Pics:

“I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that,” Aguilera told “Access Hollywood.”

“Everybody has an opinion and everybody sometimes wants to cause drama and be mean spirited, but it’s something that comes with what you do and I learned that very early on,” she adds.

Ha ha ha...seriously, she has a point. I wish I was her babysitter, she probably pays a ton of money. I would take pictures of her when she came home wasted and sell them for my bonus.

The pics above are her coming home from her hubby's birthday party. She'll go out at night and drink for no reason, but for her husband's bday she looks like $h#t. They must have a hot sex life.

Benji & Joel Reunite With Their Dad

2008-06-05T09:57:00.004-04:00

Crediting Baby Harlow For The Communication:

My kids were mad at me, and I don’t blame them,” says Roger, who also has a daughter, Sarah, 27, and a son, Josh, 30, with Benji and Joel’s mom. Though Joel did start mending fences with Roger three years ago, it was Harlow who really reunited them. “We are good today, and that’s all that matters,” Roger says.(On meeting Harlow)“It was a wonderful moment,” Roger exclusively tells In Touch. “She’s such a beautiful girl. I felt very proud.”

If I were Benji or Joel I would keep my distance. They're famous and having kids and all of a sudden 'daddy' wants to come back into the picture? Lame.

Heidi Montag Wants Attention

2008-06-04T16:17:00.004-04:00

She's Really Good At Making A Career Outta Nothin:

"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."

Keep planning on winning, $h#t, hunny 'cause it ain't gonna happen. You actually have to get an acting job before you can win something for an acting job.

Sheen Three Weddings Later

2008-06-04T16:10:00.006-04:00

He's Married, Denise Isn't, So He Makes Fun Of Her:

“I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage, Charlie confessed to OK!. “The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.”

Burn to Denise Richards. Charlie Sheen = 1, Denise Richards = 0.

Paltrow's New Do Was Traumatic

2008-06-04T13:04:00.002-04:00

Because She Was Attached To Her Hair...Duh:

Paltrow's new shorter haircut was an emotional transition for the star, because it involved cutting off hair she has had since before her father died.
The actress began growing her hair before film maker Bruce Paltrow died in 2002, and she has since married Coldplay rocker Chris Martin and given birth to their two children.

Paltrow tells the July issue of Harper's Bazaar, "I was very, very attached to my hair. I grew it when I was pregnant. I still had hair from when my father was alive. I made it like a talisman. And then I was ready to let go of it, and so I chopped it off and ... aaah!"

She really didn't chop it all of a-la Rihanna though. She's a little over-dramatic. It grows back...it's just hair.

Katie Walsh Succumbs To Wind

2008-06-04T11:21:00.002-04:00

Mother Nature Helped With Some Awesome Upskirt:

During filming of Private Practice, Katie was attacked by Mother Nature and gave the bystanders and paparazzi something to smile about. She handled it well, pulling her skirt down and laughing it off.

Too bad laughter doesn't get rid of the pics.

Pussycat Dolls Hot Video Shoot

2008-06-04T10:25:00.008-04:00

Hot Girls in Slutty Clothes, Mornin' From The Bunny:
"When I Grow Up" from the Pussycat Dolls, check it out...

Pics from their video shoot...

Their video looks like some slutty, futuristic Spice Girls world. Awesome. CD is coming soon...

Update: Brit Brit made a cameo in the video, but did not sing or dance. She just showed her swollen pretend-pregnant face or something. Lame.

Angelina Thinks Disney Is Racist

2008-06-04T09:58:00.003-04:00

Because They Don't Have An African Princess:

She tells Britain's OK! magazine, "(So) even the color of the children in the cartoon matters. There still isn't a Disney princess that's African and it's very difficult because our daughters' getting into princesses right now and it upsets me."

She has a point. The thought never crossed my mind because I didn't adopt any foreign children.

Depp Invites Lindsay to Eff Off

2008-06-04T09:34:00.004-04:00

No, Really, It's His Private Island:

A chance encounter with Johnny Depp backstage at the MTV Movie Awards earned Lindsay Lohan an invitation to his private island in the Caribbean, which he and Vanessa Paradis affectionately refer to as "F*#k Off Island." The Pirates of the Caribbean actor extended the offer to La Lohan stay at his secluded tropical getaway any time she needs, an offer which reportedly pleased the paparazzi-attracting starlet.

Reminiscent of Mel Gibson's offer to Britney Spears, Depp reached out to the troubled starlet because, as a source dished, "Johnny realizes the pressures of fame and can see Lindsay could do with a break."

So wait, you're telling me that if I was a drunk, drug-addicted, quasi-lesbian that is constantly bombarded by paparazzi, then I could go to Johnny's private island? Sign me up, killer. Who's got the drugs? The vodka is in the fridge. I'm on my way, Johnny...

Paparazzi Pics: Worst Dressed 6/3

2008-06-03T21:18:00.007-04:00

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Lily Allen Fail At Fashion:

These fashion fails were at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards tonight. None of them won. Big surprise.

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a Magic poster. I see a smiley face...

Two for the price of one!!
Fationista Victoria Beckham = Fashion Fail...

Lilly Alen is wearing a pink wig, white & pink dress, blue heals and no make-up. At least she is wearing clothes this time...

This is just too easy. You know that they had at least one person reaffirm their fashion choices...and they probably pay that person. If I were famous, I would rock my tank tops and crappy jeans everywhere I went. Ellen Page really has it right.

Brangelina's Babies Worth $15Mil

2008-06-03T16:29:00.004-04:00

And I'm Worth Nothing. Damn:

I can't believe that celebrities get to sell their baby pics. I can't even get nude pics printed free at Walgreen's.

A bidding war broke out between People and OK! magazine. The pics of the twins are now worth $15million. Shiloh's pics raked in $4.1 million from People and $3.5 million from Hello! (a British mag).

And of course, the couple donated all proceeds to charity.

MILF To Be Alessandra's Clevage

2008-06-03T14:37:00.007-04:00

I Didn't Think She Could Get Any Hotter:

Holy Hell. This woman knows how to sell sex, which would be why Victoria's Secret hired her, but still. The pink sparkly pacifier in her mouth? Seriously...wow. I know a few dudes that would bend her over, 8-months pregnant or not. Have a good afternoon...

Leona Lewis Is Boring As Hell

2008-06-03T13:55:00.007-04:00

My Job Depends On Her Drinking, She Wants Me Fired:

"When I was 18, I had a few glasses of Alcopop--they're bubblegummy drinks with a bit of alcohol--and it was gross," Lewis says. "I've tasted champagne, which is gross. And I tasted wine, which I don't like. I might be quite boring."

Everytime some poptart says this $h#t they always end up with an upskirt shot a week later. It's only a matter of time, Leona, before you are sucked into my world and I'll be waiting. Don't worry, this quote will be plastered next to a big picture of your nipple.

Amy Winehouse Has Lepracy

2008-06-03T11:11:00.003-04:00

Or She Is Just A Druggie, Either Way, Ew:

I get that she's an awesome artist. I get that there is someone for everyone. But are you effing kidding me? Someone actually finds this whack job attractive? I have never in my life seen so many unflatering pictures of one person in my life. She even trumps Brit.

Xtina Out Drinking Yet Again

2008-06-03T10:32:00.003-04:00

Why Does This Not Surprise Me:

I get that new mothers always want to go out, but this is getting a little insane. She goes out with hubby at least once or twice a week and is pictured getting wrecked. She's practically making out with her friend.

Aubrey O'Day Is Hot In J'Adore

2008-06-03T09:25:00.004-04:00

Danity Kane, Eat Your Hearts Out:

I have to say, she's really the hottest one in the group. But I don't really get these high fashion pics...and I never will. She's hot. In my mind, you should just slap on whatever has the least amount of fabric to it and take a few quick pics. It's a pretty simple concept that seems to work every time.

Kurt Cobain Stolen From Courtney

2008-06-02T18:32:00.005-04:00

Well, His Ashes At Least, Considering He's Dead:

Someone jacked Kurt's ashes from Love's house...

This is not the first report of theft of Kurt’s belongings from Love. Recently Love filled out a complaint that somebody had stolen Cobain’s social security number and embezzled a lot of money from the late singers estate and now this. Courtney said: "I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”

She has stated in the past that she would hide the ashes inside of a pink teddy bear shaped bag along with some of his hair. "I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

While that's the ultimate eBay item...that really effing sucks. I actually have some sympathy for Courtney...

Nick Hogan Wants Out Of Jail

2008-06-02T18:09:00.004-04:00

He Didn't Roll Doubles, Must Wait For Next Turn:

Lawyers for Nick Bollea filed a motion today requesting that the 17-year-old be released from solitary confinement and placed into a program that would give him the same treatment as anyone else with the same sentence.

According to the motion, filed in Florida’s Pinellas County Court, Nick, is wrongfully being held in solitary confinement for up to 17 hours a day.

“Nick’s current confinement in maximum security was not appropriate based on their evaluation of Nick, the circumstances of his offense, and Nick’s lack of any prior criminal record,” his lawyer’s claim.

“Treating a minor in this manner is simply unwarranted,” says Morris Weinberg. “We are only asking the court to make available to Nick what anyone else in his situation would have available to them, and also to respect the Bollea family’s privacy.”

Oh geesh. I think he's just so used to all the reality tv cameras around him and now he's lonely. Grow some balls, mini-Hogan. People go to jail all the time. $h#t, Paris did it without to much complaint.

Watch Living With Lohan Episode 2

2008-06-02T15:34:00.005-04:00

Here's The Second Episode Of LL. Now With More Drama!:

Part 2 of 3:

Part 3 of 3:

I have to tell you as much as I don't like the Lohans...I am totally hooked on this stupid show.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Goods

2008-06-02T12:10:00.008-04:00

At Least She Shaved:

Last night at the Movie Awards, Lilo gave the crowd of photogs way more than they bargained for. I don't know why people think she's hot. Too many freckles on those pale legs.

Tatum O'Neal + Crack = Arrest

2008-06-02T11:46:00.005-04:00

It's Simple But She Just Doesn't Get It:

Academy Award winning actress Tatum O'Neal was arrested after trying to buy crack cocaine in lower Manhattan a few blocks from her home.

Around 7:30pm last night, Tatum was spotted making a deal and was promptly arrested and taken to jail. Note: she has lost her marriage and kids to drugs and made a big deal about coming clean. She claims it was for a role, but that's a lie.

She’s being charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and will be arraigned today.

What a moron. Go to rehab. Get clean. It's not rocket science to know that you have a problem.

Hayden Panettiere Wants To Drink

2008-06-02T11:29:00.005-04:00

She Can't Drink So She'll Just Complain For Now:

And in a recent interview, Miss Panettiere made it known that she’s none too keen on the drinking age in America. She told press, “I can buy porn or kill someone in war but I can’t have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things.”

She continued, “That’s why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That’s so cool.”

That's what everyone says when they are under 21. Too bad, Hayden. You have some more time...it will come and then you can join the ranks of young Hollywood rehab-ers.

Shia Is Effing Hot In July Arena

2008-06-02T11:19:00.006-04:00

He's Growing Up Big And Strong, No More Evens Stevens:

This is definately not the Shia that was on Disney. He's such a hottie. I saw that kiss from Disturbia on the Movie Awards last night...and I couldn't help but wish he was making out with me. OMG...I am in love.

Sidenote: He started filming Transformers 2 today.

MTV Movie Awards: Pics And All

2008-06-02T10:13:00.005-04:00

Check Out The Hotties At The Movie Awards Last Night:
Sarah Jessica Parker arriving...

Lauren Conrad is hot in blue...

Ellen Page is still the girl next door...

Anne Hathaway shows some legs...

Megan Fox is hot in two dresses...

The MTV Movie Awards were awesome. To check out the whole thing...click here.

Check out who won...
Best Female Performance - Ellen Page, Juno
Best Fight - Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet, Never Back Down
Best Summer Movie So Far - Iron Man
Best Male Performance - Will Smith, I am Legend
Best Comedic Performance - Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Breakthrough Performance - Zac Efron, Hairspray
Best Villian - Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Best Kiss - Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman, Step Up 2 the Streets
Best Movie - Transformers

Jamie Lynn Buys Stuff At Walmart

2008-05-31T20:20:00.005-04:00

Looking Like A Pregnant Teen, She Buys Stuff For Baby:

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The pregnant teen has been prepping for the baby by shopping at Wal-Mart a lot. While shopping the other day, she grabbed some Dreft. I had no freaking clue what that was because I am 23 and never got pregnant at 16, so after Googling away I discovered it's some detergent for baby clothes. Awesome. At least we know the next baby Spears will have clean clothes.

Audrina Can't Keep Her Legs Closed

2008-05-31T19:54:00.005-04:00

Which Is Not Cool When Wearing A Dress:

Caught by the paparazzi gettings out of her car yesterday in LA, Audrina is showing her goodies. She's really no stranger to it though...she's tried out for Playboy and been turned down. Now she gets her kicks by flashing the public. Lucky you...

LiLo Is A Royal Pain In The Ass

2008-05-31T15:29:00.004-04:00

Moving Other Passengers So She Can Sit With Her GF:

From TMZ...

Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning (Thursday) included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?

Later, it was reported that LiLo went to the hospital for a few hours. Her reps denied she was admitted, saying that she was just visiting a friend. Wait...LiLo has friends?

Miley Cyrus CD Cover Is Slutty

2008-05-31T15:18:00.004-04:00

Just When We Thought Disney Had Gotten Control Back:

I thought Disney had grounded Miley after those Vanity Fair pics. I guess Disney's version of 'grounding' their pop-tarts is to turn them into phallic poster girls. Awesome. Miley is a whore.

Angelina Gives Birth To Twin Girls

2008-05-30T15:04:00.004-04:00

Mom And Babies Are Healthy, Sources Say:

Just this morning a source who says she was inside the delivery room tells "The Insider" yes, the babies were born and yes, mother and daughters are fine!

"The Insider" is also hearing that the names are Isla (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after Angie's mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad's mom) Jolie-Pitt.

Congrats to the new parents. I think they could start a football team at this point...

UPDATE 5/31: Apparently, The Insider has no idea what they are talking about. Angelina has not given birth to her twins, yet...we think.

Rihanna Banned From Seeing Chris

2008-05-30T13:32:00.004-04:00

After He Bought Her A Diamond:

Chris bought Rihanna a diamond!

Rihanna's rumoured boyfriend Chris Brown has bought her a $100,000 diamond necklace. The 'Umbrella' singer was thrilled to discover Chris had splashed out on a ruby and diamond necklace from jewellers Jason of Beverly Hills.

Jewellery designer Jason Arasheben revealed: "Chris went for the heart theme. He said, 'She's going to love this because she loves hearts.' "

Rihanna, 20, was so impressed with her sparkling gift that she has ordered a diamond-encrusted cross for 19-year-old Chris from the same jewellers.

Jason added to America's OK! magazine: "Rihanna gave specific instructions about Chris' gift. She was very particular about wanting the cross to match his other jewellery."

(Source)

But her people won't let her see her new bf ...

Rihanna's people have banned her from seeing boyfriend Chris Brown while she promotes fab new single Take A Bow. And with an undies line in the offing, they don't want her to relax and gain weight, we're told. A spy tells us: "Her team feel that their 'puppy love' could cause a distraction."

(Source)

Oh man, poor Rihanna. It took forever for them to semi-confirm their relationship and now her people aren't letting it happen because they don't want her to get fat? That's just stupid.

Harrison And Calista Engaged

2008-05-30T11:04:00.003-04:00

Sources have revealed that Harrison Ford, 64 will be marrying Calista Flockhart, 43, when promotional priorities for Indiana Jones are complete.

Ford proposed to Flockhart on April Fool's Day. They've been together for 5 years and between them have 5 children including Calista's adopted son. Ford has been married twice before.

Congrats to the couple. At least we know that you can 'find love' late in life.

Kate Moss Has Hideous Legs

2008-05-30T10:26:00.003-04:00

For A Super Model, Her Legs Aren't Too Super:

There's no debating that she's a good model. But that's all she's got going for her right now. Frizzy hair, no makeup and now she's 'showing off' her deformed legs? Not a good idea, Kate. I guess that's why God made Photoshop.

Rihanna's New Single Leaked

2008-05-30T08:46:00.003-04:00

It's A Good Club Song:
Check it out...

Rihanna - Disturbia *NEW*
Uploaded by g-med

She's got a huge album on her hands. I'm impressed.

John Mayer Hit On Pete Wentz

2008-05-29T21:24:00.006-04:00

In The Blog World, They're Having Sex:

From John's blog...

"Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)

Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM"

Wow...they totally just had blog sex. Awesome.

Sidenote: The pic is JM's, too...

Clay Aiken Fakes Being A Dad

2008-05-29T14:21:00.004-04:00

He Doesn't Have A Penis So They Used A Cup:

Clay Aiken joins the ranks as the next celebrity parent. As untypical as Hollywood parenting is, this one takes the cake. The baby's mother in Jaymes Foster, a record producer and friend of Aiken's. She is due in August. She was artificially inseminated and apparently Clay will be around to play daddy and will be helping to raise the child.

My first thought was, finally there is confirmation that Clay is really a man and not a body double for Tilda Swinton. And a straight man, to boot! But no, I was wrong. He can't get it up for the ladies, so he splooged in a cup.

Britney Does Broadway As Sandy

2008-05-29T14:08:00.004-04:00

There Is Talk Of Brit Taking The Role:

“The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy. They’re recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific.”

Isn't Sandy supposed to be an innocent girl? Not really a good fit...

Kiera Knightly Fake Sings Poorly

2008-05-29T13:46:00.004-04:00

Her Fake Singing Is Worth Than Scarlett's Real Stuff:

Wow...thats fake. And if it's not then she can't sing to her own track very well. Which is worse, Scarlett or Keira?

You Can Buy Shia LeBeouf's Undies

2008-05-29T13:05:00.003-04:00

I Can't Believe I Wrote That:

OWN SCREEN WORN SHIA UNDERWEAR!
PLEASE NOTE: COSTUME IS "AS IS" WHICH INCLUDES MAKEUP STAINS, DIRT; ETC! (Again, these items was worn and used for filming by Shia)

This costume was worn by Shia in the film, "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints".

You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged "YD" (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)!

This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it's donation to Actor's Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is "one of a kind" ...and indeed it is!

Sidenote: Just so you know, "makeup stain, dirt; etc!" means skid marks. Happy eBaying.

Heidi Montag Fakes It On A Beach

2008-05-29T10:03:00.006-04:00

No, She's Not Posing, She Looks Like That All The Time:

Now, this "random" day on the beach included a costume change and strategic pointing at nothingness. I hear Spencer is pretty funny (and also a numero uno douche), but this is just effing hilarious. Is that the same bikini that Brit Brit wore?